Kyrii Day Special

A Visit to the Kyrii Archivist
by matchagarden

My, oh my! The stacks are stocked so high! 
An Orange Kyrii greets you at the door, 
And she dances you across the warehouse floor! 
There are boxes and bags and crates of joy too! 
Gosh, what a sight, there’s so much to do! 

“What marvels will you win?” Our Kyrii friend does ask, 
“Go on, spin the wheel, it’s hardly a task!” 
You pass her a pastry, 
An NC Archives Fortune Cookie, 
A simple little delight, 
It may grant you an item that is such a sight! 

You spin, spin, spin the wheel, 
Oh, it’ll be a good one you are certain to feel. 
With bated breath, the wheel comes to slow, 
Upon colours of wonder it has put on a show! 

“Me, oh my,” And, “My, oh me!” 
Our Orange Kyrii friend celebrates with such glee! 
“An item from a decade past,” 
“With this, you shall surely have a blast!” 

You take your item with much care, 
An item of old, forgotten yet so fair! 
What a delight! 
What a precious sight! 
A treasure you won, 
Oh, it was so much fun! 

“Take care now, you hear,” Our Kyrii friend says so dear, 
“The Wheel is awaiting another spin,” 
“Come back soon for another win!” 

You take it to heart, 
My, the excitement is hard to part! 
Back to the NC Mall you fly, 
For another Fortune Cookie you may buy!

A Kyruggi Stamp for Kyrii Day
by i_lovee_icecream

The Grand Elder of Tyrannia,
Kyruggi is wise beyond her years.
Her knowledge is like a mania,
Wreaking havoc on your fears.

Immortalized in postage,
Tearing through tanned hide.
On the page that pays homage,
To Tyrannia and those allied.

The leader of Tyrammet,
A remote jungle village.
A strategic warrior threat,
Kyruggi poses to pillage.

Nestled in position twenty-two,
Taking up space in the bottom row.
With the ferocious Monocerous too,
The pair puts on quite a show.

With amber, Spotted, tufted fur;
And dagger-like sabre teeth.
Kyruggi causes quite a stir,
Your heart, a target for a dagger unsheathed.

Some day, she will rank among;
My own stamp album pages.
For now, she is a hero unsung;
A yearned for champion of the dark ages.

Kyrii Friends
by antonia22301

An apple a day
Keeps the Kyrii away
But what makes them come out to play?

Perhaps a game of Gormball is the way
A yummy Slushie? It may!
Just call out and say, “Hey!”

Where oh where can the Kyrii be?
Why won’t they come out to dance with me?
I’ve looked in all the places I can see

Could they be hiding behind a tree?
“Let’s bake a cake!” I plea
Hanging with Kyrii fills me with glee!

Kyrii friends sure are neat
They would love to get a treat
But don’t leave them out in the heat!

Although Kyrii are not athletes
A group of them on the street
Could sure beat you at Cheat

With long flowing hair
And grooming items to spare
A bad mane day is rare

Kyrii buds would maybe share
A comb or brush to give you flair
Let’s go find them in their lair!

Fortune Teller Kyrii
by aninha_morango

In Mystery Island lives,
One of the most notorious Kyriis.
If your future you want to predict,
Go visit the Island Mystic.

Listen carefully to what he has to say,
It can change the path of your entire day.
If the Kyrii says you'll lose your Neggs in the Ice Cave,
A word of caution — from Terror Mountain stay away.

Some say the Mystical Neopet is no good at reading fortune,
And everything that happens may just be a coincidence.
Others strongly believe that he's truly transparent,
Unlike Cheaters from his species, the Island Mystic is different.

It doesn't matter if you're sceptical to the extreme,
If a fortune with the word "Kyriis" you receive,
Impressively happy with your luck you should be
As your total avatar count will simply increase.

Every 24 hours new advice you can take,
But look at the calendar and check the date.
Today you should offer him a piece of cake,
Go ahead and wish him a Happy Kyrii Day!

Lady Raven and Lord Ozric
by agedbeauty

Lady Raven and Lord Ozric
Are the most regal Kyrii pair
Their fans are numerous 
And come from everywhere

Lady Raven is the smartest
Royal Kyrii there ever was
Smart, beautiful, full of grace -
And a sense of humour just because

When Lady Raven holds court
And nods her head with care
The whole court watches raptly
As they cannot help but stare.

Lord Ozric of course
Is a fine Royal Kyrii too
But when his Lady holds court
He instead plots his next hair-do

You see, Lord Ozric
Takes great pride in his hair
As is quite expected
Of Royalboy Kyriis everywhere

His haircare routine
Is really quite detailed
And everyone who has tried to replicate it
Has definitely repeatedly failed

Neopia is quite lucky
To be graced by his luxurious mane
And if you ask Lord Ozric
He'll tell you just the same!

Today if you get the chance
Please drop by to say
Lady Raven and Lord Ozric
Happy Kyrii Day!

Kyruggi of Tyrannia
by chai7705

With a name like Kyruggi, you'd think "Ugga Ugg"
But she's more well-spoken than most Tyrannian mugs!
This Kyrii is the leader of a town called Tyrammet
Plus the whole southern Tyrannia - and still more yet!
She is the Grand Elder of the famous total six
She's no plain Ugga-Ugg-er beating stones with some sticks

She's the leader of the pack
With her club, she sure can smack!

Since its first discovery and even way before
The Ice Caves partly crumbled, opening a door
To Tyrannia, the leaders like Kyruggi et al
Held order and peace in the Prehistoric locale
That is, until trouble arrived in the land
The Council of Elders asked Neopians for a helping hand

Tyrannia soon after was under fire and siege
But every village member helped to fight against the breach
Kyruggi bravely fought alongside all the young and old
This fierce and fiesty lady is both wise and bold!
With her trusty club, and not afraid to use her fangs
The Monoceraptor was defeated along with all his gang

She's the leader of the pack
With her club, she sure did smack!

Peace was brought back to the lands of Jungle and Plateau
Then Kyruggi found some other ways to fight some (friendly) foes
In competitions like a challenge of Destruct-o-Match
"Better Than You"? Ha! If her score, you can catch
But there is one game Kyruggi loves more than all the rest
And among the players, this Kyrii is known as the best

Go! Go! Go! is the name of that one game
Kyruggi is a master, another one of her claims to fame
Day in and day out since Tyrannia's been at peace
The cards are dealt and Kyruggi plays, seemingly without cease
On this day, Kyrii Day, you might want to pay respect
Come join Kyruggi at her game... if you're ready to get wrecked!

She's the leader of the pack
Even with cards, she sure can smack!

The Kyrii Caper!
by coyote90

Stan lurks through Sakhmet's alleyways,
Nothing escapes this Kyrii's gaze.
He's on the hunt for something to eat.
Some luscious fruit that was so sweet!

It didn't take long 'til he found his next heist
It looked so inviting, and he was enticed.
There sat some ripe melons, in a pile so neat.
Stan thought they would make a really nice treat.

Three Elephante guards, with their trunks lifted high,
Trying to sniff out if thieves were nearby.
They continued their pacing, protecting their crop,
It forced the young Kyrii to make a brief stop.

He pondered a moment, as he needed a plan.
But this wasn't too hard for the cunning Stan.
He knew that the guards had a great sense of smell,
in contrast to their eyesight which didn't excel.

Around a sharp corner, the young Kyrii dipped,
And onto his finger, an old ring he slipped.
No mere bauble, it was a rare find!
And in these situations, it really shined.

No sooner had Stan put that ring on,
That his entire body was suddenly gone.
A special power this ring did possess,
An ability he used to great success.

The ring had a limit, he couldn't deny,
So before it ran out, the Kyrii had to fly.
With new power in tow, Stan now had his chance.
With deftness and speed, he made his advance.

The guards could still sense him, that Stan could tell.
They tried to detect him with the power of smell.
Though their trunks told the truth, their eyes did deceive.
Despite getting his scent, they didn't believe.

In the confusion, Stan passed right by.
He raided their entire fruit supply.
As he left, he turned and watched to their shock,
As they realized they had lost their whole stock.

Stan took off the ring and went into the crowd,
He chuckled a bit, as he felt really proud.
He thought to himself, that they soon would all see,
That no job is too tough for Stan the Kyrii.

Having a Kyrii
by dinha_reeves

If a Kyrii you don't own
With this poem, you'll change your opinion.
It's a nice and beautiful Pet
And one you'll certainly want to get.

The colour's a choice of your right
There's Red, Yellow, Green and White.
But if you prefer another one
The Disco Kyrii looks so fun.

The Magma Kyrii is also cool
But to get one is only at Magma Pool.
Kyrii looks great as Spotted too
And you can match it with a Weewoo!

The Dimensional Kyrii looks so bright
And the Robot one seems ready to fight.
There's the RoyalGirl and RoyalBoy
But the coolest one is painted as Toy.

The Fire Kyrii looks like a flame
And the Desert one could be in the hall of fame.
The Ghost and Halloween Kyrii looks scary
But the beautiful one is Painted as Faerie.

You might like the Plushie, Brown and Pink
But aware of the Swamp Gas one, it might stink.
Don't forget the Christmas and Snow
Both are awesome from head to toe.

There's the Tyranninan, Water, and Woodland
Or perhaps you'd like that one from Mystery Island
You might like the Mutant and even the Blue
But maybe the Baby is the right one for you.

There are so many options for you to choose
But there's no way a Kyrii you'll refuse
So pick your colour and join the team
Having a Kyrii is like a dream!

Where is the Stan the Kyrii?
by eleganza_lights

Stan the Kyrii is a prickly thief, 
But those pesky Elephantes give him terrible grief.
All he wants is to grab some food,
But maybe some valuables here and there too.

He is very sneaky you will find,
In Grand Theft Ummagine if so inclined.
Move him around in the good city Sakhmet,
To find food and magic items and he’s all set.

Under his vest he hides some things,
He can vanish into nothing with his invisibility rings.
And then there is his Elephante potion,
Turning him into a guard in quick motion.

He’s allergic to apples as all Kyriis are,
But he loves the Puntecs and Bagguses at the Bazaar.
Do you think you’ll find him just by looking around,
He’s hard to sniff out, just ask guards of the crown.

Little Kyrii Birthday
by spukl1

The sun peeps through the paned window on the left side of the room, 
A ray slithers over and illuminates a Kyrii head with little red plumes.
Out of the iconic black and white Zen Bed that Kyrii jumps,
To join his family at the Money Tree, he hopes they can skip the dump.

Today is his birthday and on Kyrii day no less!
Downstairs mother is prepping breakfast, he would guess.
The little Kyrii’s favorite meal is Tigerbuggle Fruit Pancakes,
Father travelled all the way to Mystery Island to get flavoured flakes.

Mother Kyrii passes him his birthday present with a smile, 
She hopes this will entertain him, at least for a while.
The little Kyrii tears open the paper with lightning speed,
And inside he spies something – not a want – but a need.

The little Kyrii yelps with joy indeed,
Inside is a replica of the dashing Nightsteed.
The little Kyrii sighs and says “this is the best day!”
Father gives him a hug and laughs “that’s what you always say.”

The little Kyrii celebrates with the rest of his breed, 
It’s a special day for all, so they recite the Kyrii creed.
Mother & father Kyrii sing it loud and proud,
Then they all leave for the Money Tree to celebrate with the crowd.

Stan the Kyrii
by tatyanne

Soundlessly creeping
In the dead of night,
Or brazenly sneaking 
In broad daylight.

With an impish grin,
A twinkle in his eyes–
Swipes an Ummagine,
The Elephante Guard cries.

A ring on his finger–
Vanishes into thin air.
He does not linger–
He’s no longer there.

Bewildered, the guard,
Flabbergasted is he.
Searches the yard–
Where may the Kyrii be?

Stan gives a chuckle,
How wily he is.
Dagger in his buckle–
How much fun is this?

A Tchea fruit
Is in his sights.
He plans a route,
As well as the flight.

He gulps a potion
And ups the ante.
In a swift motion
He is an Elephante.

With brilliant guile
He snatches his loot.
In less than a while,
Thieved a Puntec fruit.

The effects fade,
And off he springs.
A fruitful day–
What’ll tomorrow bring?

The Neopian Music Shopkeeper Kyrii
by gumgum101230

Is your Pet's singing so brutal
It sometimes makes you sick?
Then step up to this Kyrii's shop
Of Neopian Music! 

The keeper of this store will help
Your novice musician
By selling them the tools they need
To meet their ambition. 

The Kyrii knows which instrument
Is each Pet's calling,
Whether it be a Flute, a Harp,
Or a Guitar with twelve strings! 

Some Gamer Pets may recognize
An old Ocarina,
But maybe they could test their skills
With a Conterina! 

Is your Pet looking to enhance
Their personality?
Then they may want to learn three chords
On a Ukulele! 

In this way, the Kyrii sells you
The best you can afford.
And with some luck, your Pet won't sound
Like Nails on a Chalkboard!

The Mystical Merchant in Qasala
by baytotheay

Among the dusty, desert plains,
inside the Qasalan grand walls,
An artistic Green Kyrii tends
the Mystical Surroundings stall.

Welcome to the only place
that can take you far and wide.
To Faerieland, to outer space,
With the shopkeeper as your guide.

We’re not sure of his name
But painting is certainly his vice.
He loves to explore Neopia,
In scorching heat, on the high seas, even in ice!

This Kyrii has been to places,
very rare in their design.
Up in the clouds, down in the lab,
He’s even seen the Moltaran skyline.

The friendly, cheerful shopkeeper
Looks like he’s on his way out,
But never fear, the Gifted Merchant is here
A new background will be found, no doubt!

He sets his timer to let you know,
His stock sells out very quick.
Shop around, please browse,
But don’t be too slow to pick.

The Kyrii is so grateful you came,
He lets you haggle for his wares.
Mystical Surroundings is truly the best -
No other store owner compares!

Forbidden Kyrii Fruit
by meerkatpaws

An apple a day keeps the doctor away,
is what we were all taught in school.
Unless you happen to be a Kyrii,
then surely you'd be a fool.

For once the fruit touches their lips,
a nasty red rash will soon appear.
Lumps and bumps and welts soon sprout,
an itchy nightmare all Kyrii fear.

But what if you can't resist the fruit?
You'll itch and scratch and squirm.
At first, you will regret your choice,
but in time soon you'll learn.

A visit to the Neopian Hospital,
to view the list of cures.
You'll come across Itchy Scratchy Cream,
and a relief will soon be yours!

But wait, you can't get it there,
you'll have to make another stop.
A trip to the Neopian Pharmacy,
is where the soothing cream stocks.

So now you know the Kyrii secret,
to why most chemists are rich.
They know to stock up on the cure,
or risk the dreaded itch.

The Island Mystic
by x_babifaerie_x

If you travel Northwest
Just off of Mystery Island’s coast
You will reach the hut of a Kyrii
With great wisdom to boast.

Neopians travel from all over the world
To receive their fortune from the Island Mystic.
Sometimes his messages are bad, even tragic.
While others are more optimistic.

Perhaps today you will need to defend against
A trio of rampaging Acaras.
Tomorrow might not look much better
Attacked by legions of three-headed Zafaras.

You will accidentally discard a valuable artifact
Next week at the Wishing Well.
But only after you unexpectedly cease
To have your ability to smell.

You wonder if your luck could get much worse
Gazing at the Island Mystic in despair.
The Kyrii reveals a knowing grin—
“It gets better!” He will declare!

You will unearth a Rod of Supernova
On your next visit to Faerieland along your route.
And just like that, your luck changes unexpectedly.
How could you ever doubt?

So next time you travel to Mystery Island
Visit the Island Mystic and say “Hello!”
He will graciously share your fortune
For he has so much knowledge to bestow.