Random Poetry Gallery

Ode to Faerie Toast in the Morning
by howlsmovingc4stle

I often awaken before the bell can sound;
The fragrance of toasted bread is more pleasant.
When neither cereal, hot cakes, nor milk is around,
A crunchy alternative is always present.

Lime jelly, marmite, or rather silky butter,
There is inspiration in any preferred spread.
Imagining the variety, my belly begins to flutter,
I opt for some jam to top on the bread.

First bite into the faerie toast, my palate illuminates,
A balance of sweetness atop crumbly sourdough.
Upon inhaling breakfast, I begin to ruminate,
"Toast is ideal most mornings... Waffles although!"

Voyage to Lutari Island
by miraday

Cast your sails windward, seafarer,
And journey into the tropical coves
Of an island visited before by few,
The place where Lutaris call home.

Years upon years of bad weather 
Isolated Lutari Island from Neopia;
Its Lutari denizens became subject
To the mythopoeia of their minutia.

The Lutaris were once known only
For the beads of their talismans—
We now know their aquatic ways,
Friendliness and genuine grins.

The tropics are the Lutaris’ domain:
On land, under sea and in between—
Their home is within the lush jungles
And in the coastal kelp forestries.

On sunny days, too, schools of Lutari
Interconnect themselves like coral reefs,
Laying on their backs at the surface, 
Moving in the direction of seabreeze.

Even if our ship cannot go ashore,
Just approaching Lutari Island is enough
To catch a glimpse of the smiling Lutaris
Who brave the waters, calm or tough.

Mr. Chipper and his Ice Cream Cart
by frankie8492

Mr. Chipper, the Lutari, owns a famous Ice Cream Cart, 
And has many different ice cream flavours, both sweet and tart. 
Many try to buy his ice cream by using Neopoints to pay, 
But he'll refuse to do the transaction, shake his head and say, 
"If you want some, go visit Taelia and that'd be a good start." 

Taelia the Snow Faerie lives on Terror Mountain at the peaks. 
Jot down all the ingredients she requests when she speaks. 
She can give an ice cream machine coupon that is required, 
In order to exchange it for the ice cream that is desired. 
However, this reward is rare and may very well take weeks. 

Some people are rightfully confused by this sequence of events, 
Because Mr. Chipper loses money from each transaction he prevents. 
The truth is Taelia pays Mr. Chipper for the referrals that he makes, 
So these choices are calculated by Mr. Chipper and are not mistakes. 
People know to go elsewhere for an easier treat, for those with common sense.

Neovia Negg Trials
by wolfatha_christie4th

The Quest for Neggs yearns for a dauntless heart,
Tasked to find the hidden from finish to start.
Unwise eyes may falter, stumble and stray,
unlearn what you know to find your way.
Beware of thieves, ghostly and grim,
Lest your wanderlust call to them.

Alluring rumours adrift on the blinding fog,
Lurking eyes lay their gaze on this bog.
Keep your Neggs close, or hidden beyond sight,
Something festers in Neovia beneath the heavy night.
Havoc wreaks disaster with no means to an end,
Bobbing for Apples looks for truths to bend…

Negg Hunting 2022
by x_mystichorse_x

With summer being near,
And finally having no more snow,
Let’s get our Negg hunting gear,
And go with the flow!

Kari shall give us a clue,
Each day a new place,
New adventures to go through,
No time to lose to win the race!

Where will the next Negg be?
Terror mountain or the desert sands?
Will it be hidden or a place you’ll see?
Run to capture it with your hands!

Surely a way to make new friends,
Pets and owners looking about,
Together searching until the end,
Hoping you’ll find them all no doubt! 

The Neggs are colourful, brown and blue,
And limited quantities can be found.
Beautiful bows hold on with glue,
The details unique and profound. 

A teacup, steampunk musical Negg,
Hurry up before the event is done!
Wanting answers you could almost beg,
But in the end wouldn’t be too fun. 

Happy Negg hunting everybody!

The Rarest Neopets
by shutianlei3333

Everyone loves Krawks because they're rare, 
And to get one, you have to prepare.
If you want to change a pet, here's a notion.
You can buy a Krawk morphing potion!

If you want your Krawk to be brand new,
Then there's something special you must do.
First you need to get a Krawk, the Petpet,
But it's pricey, so you may owe a debt.

Then after, head over to Fungus Cave.
It's quite dark in there, but just be brave.
When your Krawk is there, it'll let
You turn the Petpet to a real pet!

Krawks are fun to have but can cause trouble.
You may have one, but it'll be like having double.
Despite all that, they are loyal and kind,
And they're nice to have around as you will find.

Happy Krawk Day!

Krawk Day on Krawk Island
by flusia

There's so much to do
On the Island of Krawk
Now here's some suggestions
That really rock!

The Swashbuckling Academy
Is the best place to train!
Bulk up and get stronger
Then show off all those gains!

Check out the Forgotten Shore
If buried treasure is on your mind.
Dig deep in the sand
You never know what you might find!

If you're looking for a bite to eat,
Try out the Golden Dubloon!
Only the finest food on the land,
It's sure to make you swoon!

The best place on Krawk Island
Just may be the Fungus Cave.
If you take a Krawk Petpet there,
A surprise within awaits.

If the Petpet eats some fungus,
It will transform in such a way
To turn into a full-grown Krawk
Just in time for Krawk Day!

To the Waters, We Follow
by cookiez101

From damp, dim caverns
to sanded beaches or mossy banks
there are only blues in our eyes

Rivers a highway, ponds a lounge
swamps and lagoons a cosy home
the seas: our destiny

Rowing, sailing, or chanting a spell
to scuttle to a rocky outcropping
a dusty island speckling

A hopscotch from
glimmering pools and churning streams
to crashing tides, winds chaotic

Here are the Krawks
artful and intrepid
still swimming.

The Krawk of Ice
by precious_katuch14

Hidden away from warmth,
Hidden away from the light,
Is a frigid Krawk of ice,
One of Terror Mountain's blights!

It prowls the Caves of Terror,
With Frost Spyders and Rock Grarrls.
To their combined might,
A lost traveller shall surely fall.

Ice-blue mane ripples in the breeze
That whistles within the Caves.
Intense blue eyes flash in response
To someone both reckless and brave.

The Ice Krawk lunges forth,
Fangs bared, claws drawn,
Prepared to defend its territory
From dusk till dawn.

Like a falling icicle,
Or a biting gale,
The Ice Krawk lunges,
Strikes without fail.

Terror Mountain is its home,
The dark is its friend.
The Ice Krawk is what lurks
Upon your cave journey's end.

Good Ol' Dash
by parody_ham

Good ol’ Dash, his friends would say,
Hurls Yooyus swift with every play!
Loyal forward of the land
Where practice field is island sand.

He played his best for many years
And as he aged, his fans had fears
That this might be the final time
This mighty Krawk would sling sublime.

The moment he sprung onto the field
Fans enthused would never yield
For the one and only Dasher Soley
 Whose fame to the game can never sully.

And when his time had finally come,
Ovation burst in tandem from
Neopians across the land
Who came to honour a forward grand!

These days the old Krawk watches still
For the team he loves, that is, until
The final night of the Cup arrives
And he gives his teammates all high fives.

Good ol’ Dash, his friends would say,
As he watches Dinksy and Sufhaux play
With Hale, Cassale, and Hawkshanks, too,
The Krawk and his faithful Yooyu crew.

Rainbow Worm
by tifabee

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Krawk, o craque da bola (Portuguese)
by garrafa_de_plastico

Nós, Krawks, somos craques!

Ganhamos todas em Yooyuball
Arrasamos em wingoball!
Somos krawks, somos craques!
Jogamos volley melhor que myncis! 

Lendas de Pinball é com a gente!
Somos craques rolando queijos,
Temos todos os avatares! 

Krawk é bom em agilidade, 
em estratégia, em habilidade;

Se quiser golpear o Kass
Chame um krawk pra ajudar!
Quer dar neggs ao meerca?
Conte com um Krawk! 

Não há alguém assim
em toda neopia
que seja tão craque
como um lindo krawk.

Spleen et Grisaille (French)
by pulpinette

Le ciel s'assombrit
Les oiseaux rentrent au nid
La mélancolie m'envahit
Envie de rester dans mon lit


C'est le jour Gris
Le bruit de la pluie,
Cette douce mélodie
Appaise mon esprit

Les vitres embuées,
L'esprit embrumé
Envie d'un café 
Et de tranquilité

C'est le jour Gris
Tout est au ralenti
Restons à l'abri
Jusqu'au bout de la nuit

A Faerie Plea
by _ahre_

Oh, mighty Queen Fyora of Faeries,
Why aren't all creatures bloated with berries?
Your garden grows a nutritious purple apple,
But the inaccessible gourmet price tag isn't worth the haggle.
Veganism should be available to all who pilgrim,
Most Faerie Foods are vegetarian - too ambiguously grim.
Ask the fruitarian Kougras of Mystery Isle,
What do they want in a burrito? Not meat, but a big fruit pile.
Hear the cries of Meridell and Brightvale,
That Illusen with her leaves will prevail!
Quiet the shouts atop Terror Mountain,
And take an example from the Water Faerie fountain,
Her mushroom is a thirst and hunger quencher,
Which satisfies better than an experience of a Snow Faerie quest-er.
Growls and grunts during Tryannian battles,
Lead to promises of victory crazy crisp taco travels.
To your throne room where you listen to their pleas,
For more and more and more veggies!
Even through the Shenkuu mists,
See the dreams of flying dumplings persist!
Infamous shrieking wails within the Haunted Woods amplify louder,
When Jhudora turns perfectly good fries (and harmless flies!) into a potion powder.
With your power reaching across each Neopian land,
Queen Fyora, we beg you to offer your hand!
Full of nutrients and lacking dollops of cream,
May fruits, vegetables, leaves, beans, nuts, seeds, and grains reign supreme!

Congrats, Rubbish Pickers!
by indulgences

The Rubbish Dump is working now!
It’s stocked with items new!
The avatar is within reach…
It’s awesome through and through!

For everyone who snags a prize
That grants the avatar,
Congratulations is quite due,
Though it seemed rather far!

Please pay it forward, pick up junk,
And help your Neo peers!
More empty space means more can stock
Whenever the dump clears!

And thanks to TNT, you dears,
For updating the Dump!
The avatar was quite baffling…
We players were quite stumped!

The Rubbish Dump is working now!
Go lurk it, and good luck!
Refresh the page, and please enjoy
Whatever things you pluck!