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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


"Her tone, while still hinting at uncertainty, did have a hint of excitement as well. After all, the Vaggendotra was a pretty big success, and has been seen worth quite a bit on the Shop Wizard, and even if it wasn't, Neopets still enjoyed the Petpets that helped form it. Some of them were rather entertaining to Cog herself, and she enjoyed watching them coming to life."


Must-Read Books to Understand the Void



As a rift has opened in the skies of Neopia, our Neopian heroes gathered together in Altador to discuss how to approach this strange situation. Each character brings to the table unique knowledge and plays an essential role in resolving this unusual event. Despite their many backgrounds — from the scorching sands of the Lost Desert to the Ruins of the Fallen Faerieland — they all share a common activity since joining the Council: Working a strategy to understand and solve the mysterious Void situation. Finneus, the Lenny responsible for the Altadorian Archives, plays the most important role amongst all the other council members, as he often says: ‘In order to understand today's events we must understand the past and the history of Neopia’. As someone trying to unfold the mystery of the Void, you should definitely pay Finneus a visit at the Altadorian Archives. We heard he might have some books to recommend that will help you grasp the situation. “*coughs* Where is that book?… I could’ve sworn it was here somewhere… *mumbles* If King Skarl picked another volume without my consent I will- Oh, hello, Neopian! I’m Finneus! I was told you would arrive. It’s been a long time since we last met, I believe. Yes, yes, but enough with the pleasantries! I found some books that might help you in your quest!” Atlas of Neopia is a comprehensive guidebook, mapping out the diverse regions and lands of Neopia. It provides detailed descriptions, ancient illustrations, and essential information about each and every area of Neopia, making it a valuable read for understanding Neopian geography in order to prepare for any attacks. It also proves itself to be very useful when searching for Void essences. Altadorian Defences is a detailed guide about the defensive strategies and the fortifications of Altadorian Barriers. This book offers insights into protecting the ancient city from threats, making it an essential read for everyone interested in Neopian history and tactical defense. If you want to help defend the cities across Neopia from incoming attacks, you must study everything this book has to offer you. Altador is known, after all, for its fortified walls!

Brand Designs - Inside the Shops of Neopia



We’ve all been there, sitting in a shop, repeatedly refreshing while waiting for the next stock. But how often do we pay attention to the backdrops of the shops themselves, to the interior design decisions of the shops of Neopia? Probably not very often. In Neopian discourse, the focus appears to be on the shopkeepers themselves, rather than the layout or design of their shops. I have set myself a mission to visit, assess and score out of ten the design of every shop with a discernible background; shops like Plushie Palace and the Collectable Coins shop are ineligible for review, as the shopkeeper stands against a white void, and it’s difficult to assess nothingness. I’m also an optimistic person, so any shops hit by the mysterious grey curse will be evaluated in their original state, in the hopes it will one day be lifted. Neopian Fresh Foods (Food Shop) With stone walls, wooden furnishings, and racks for hanging utensils, my first impressions are that this is not what I was expecting from this shop. I feel this aesthetic would better serve the sensibility of Meridell, rather than that of a building shaped like a hamburger in the middle of a bustling town. Having said that, there is a certain cosy charm here that’s undeniable, which is amazing, given it doesn’t appear to have a door of any kind. Rating: 5/10 Kauvara’s Magic Shop High quality wooden benchtops populate the perimeter of this potion emporium. The place is dark but avoids being dank through the inclusion of a dark blue and purple rug, which really ties the room together. There doesn’t appear to be any clear demarcation between workshop space and sale space, and many of the potions visible to customers appear to be works in progress, a fact Kauvara might like to consider should she choose to seek a higher rating. Rating: 7/10 Toy Shop This shop certainly has charm to match its (collectable) charms. Natural light spills in gently from one side of the room, illuminating wooden floorboards and a pastel rug. On the back wall, display alcoves showcase a wide variety of goods, as does a central display sitting atop the aforementioned rug. The large green doors could probably afford to be painted a different colour...

Five Tips For Tidy Teeth


Ever since I was paid my first visit by the Tooth Faerie, I've endeavored to spread her lessons for good health and clean teeth. Fulfilling this mission is easier said than done. There are countless wonderful desserts and sugary snacks to be found in every corner of Neopia. I've yet to meet any youth who would turn down a trio of delicious Planet Pops. Who can resist a yummy Haiku Dessert? I'm sure we all dream of eating a Marshmallow Plumpy at least once. Indulging in these delights plays a part in what makes Neopia so beautiful! I would never want to take that away from anyone. Even I have my sweet tooth: I love a good Chocolate Lupe Ice Cream, and I pay my occasional visits to the Chocolate Factory. So, what am I getting at? Many Neopians know to pay the Grooming Parlour a visit when they want to look their best. All of my friends always carry a Blue Short Hair Brush these days, in fact. Despite this, many neglect the benefits of looking after their teeth!

Other Stories
"Fui's Hospital Shift" by endisnigh
Fui was walking along the streets of Neopia Central, looking at the near-empty shops and dull appearance that seemed to cloud the atmosphere. The JubJub recalled when the land was busy and filled with happy and friendly Neopians, but instead the streets seemed a lot more sombre these days after Neopians started unexpectedly turning Grey. Fui was used to this – she had already been Grey for quite some time, well before this curse had started to spread throughout the lands. This still didn’t make it any easier for her; she still often felt hopeless and fatigued, but she was at least more accustomed to it than those who had unexpectedly turned. The Grey JubJub was in the Bazaar and passing by Unis Clothing, remembering when her friend Ellia was the first to change to Grey. Ellia had closed her shop early that day and came to Fui’s house crying and wasn’t sure how to cope. Fui had listened and did her best to comfort the sad Uni. She had felt a small bit of happiness at knowing she was been able to provide Ellia with some relief.

"The Switchboard Operator" by mama357
“Thank you for calling Neohomes Real Estate Management Company, how may I direct your call?” “Transferring, thank you for calling.” “Thank you for calling Neohomes Real Estate Management Company, how may I direct your call?” “Transferring, thank you for calling.” After working the switchboard for nearly 22 years, Liza could do this job in her sleep. The Toy Lupe had replaced the original switchboard operator, Carl, and has been the only operator ever since. Any Neopian who has purchased a home has, at one point or another, spoken with Liza: something she was fiercely proud of. She was the voice of the Neohomes Real Estate Management Company. The first pet anyone who wanted to purchase a Neohome spoke with. “Thank you for calling Neohomes Real Estate Management Company, how may I direct your call?” “Transferring, thank you for calling.” Sometimes, Liza would daydream about what it would be like to retire. She could buy a Neohome of her own. Maybe on Kiko Lake. A beautiful log cabin...

"The Grey Omelette" by maddie_bangz
”What is THAT??” Sabre-X’s jaw dropped in disbelief at the sight in front of him. The day had started as it always does, with the Lupe waking up bright and early to the sun rising over the Tyrannian Plateau, casting the barren landscape in a brilliant golden hue. He had stretched his tired limbs and prepared for another day of guarding and distributing his precious Giant Omelette. He spends each day at the same spot, feeding the hungry Neopets that come to him in search of just a slice of his delicious Omelette. He loves to try out different flavours and ingredients to give the Neopets something different to try each time, and last night he had chopped up some fresh spicy red peppers for today’s batch. Sabre-X was very meticulous in his Omelette preparation, and he had found some very shiny and delectable looking giant eggs the evening before. He would then climb to the highest point in the plateau, crack the eggs over the sunbaked rocks, and let the morning sun cook them to perfection by the time the breakfast crew started to roll in.


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