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Royalty at Its Finest
By Filter

With grace, with poise, with prestige,
Royalty takes centre stage.
Heads held high, exuding confidence,
From medieval to space-age.

The elegant Lupe, the mysterious Mynci,
The charming Cybunny pair.
Each set of royalty tells a different story;
They're all very long, so pull up a chair!

The spacey Shoyrus, the Viking Yurbles,
The prehistoric Chombies too.
Each breed demands respect and admiration,
And they'll give it all back to you.

The pompous Skeith, the regal Krawk,
The jousting Unis ready to stand.
You can't go wrong with whichever you pick,
A royal pet will never be bland.

The demand is high for royal pets,
Every owner wanting the honour.
Even little Petpets can be royal too;
Better go get one before it's a goner!

Old Man Withers
By Jjquil

The Herbalism Club is open now!
Learn the difference between 'branch' and 'bough,'
Cultivate, fertilise, and plow --
Don't eat the flowers, you silly Kau.

Or is mining more your type?
Here's your pickaxe, take a swipe!
Dig for ores and gems, they're ripe.
Earn some callouses, don't gripe.

The Engineering Club might prevail
For intellectuals, with strength so frail!
Let's make some blueprints drawn to scale;
Surely this group cannot fail.

What's that you say? You disagree?
But the Alchemy Club signups are free!
It's science and magic, for each devotee.
I promise it's fun. Just join it with me!

Er... Did you just say I'm the same Quiggle?
Nonsense, that's silly, listen to me giggle!
I'm not sweating, and I never wriggle.
It's hot in here, okay? Give the window a jiggle.

I could start up a Dance Club, that's the stuff!
Wouldn't you like that? I'll make it real tough!
Stop asking questions, or things will get rough;
Now leave me alone, kids, I've had enough.

Royal Petpets Are Here at Last
By Ktkdk

It has been many a long year
That those of us who hold royal pets dear
Have had the same nagging fear:
Will a suitable Petpet never appear?

On my accounts, I have three royal pets,
But a suitable Petpet I have never met.
I was just beginning to worry and fret
When I heard the most exciting news yet.

"A royal Petpet is coming! It is true!"
One user told the listening few.
"I'm going to get one; how about you?
I might get one for my non-royal pets too!"

When I read his post, I jumped for joy,
Since I don't have a Petpet for my royal boy.
When I told him the news he was rather coy.
He would like a Petpet better than any toy.

My royal girl has a Petpet painted faerie,
And although they are generally merry,
When around them you must be wary,
Because sometimes things get hairy.

I think their colours are why they fight.
Fae and royal can't agree on what is right.
And while faeries only care about flight,
Royals want to use their power-given might.

But now these problems will be tossed,
And all memories of strife will be lost.
What will the Royal Petpet Paint Brush cost?
I'm sure all my savings it will exhaust.

An Encounter with the Tax Beast
By Guddi6

So, you've been at it, working hard,
Playing games till your fingers hurt,
Going woozy watching rolling Turmacs,
Feeling queasy watching Polarchucks snack.
You've been at it, reasoning sound,
Tearing through those Key Quest rounds;
You figured you'd get that paint brush soon,
If you kept at it -- no lunch breaks at noon!

You watched the Petpetpets crawl 'round,
Stowed away Neopoints as new levels were found,
Gleefully, you struck success,
Tinkering away at the Stock Market.
And so, at last, you had enough,
Enough to buy that elusive paint brush!
You counted it all out and sallied forth,
To do some haggling at the boards.

But you'd forgotten one deadly fact,
Fate's always got to have the last laugh!
So while you whistle past the streets,
Something rustles and leaps.
Argh! Too late to retreat, he's spied you --
He's looking as overjoyed as King Roo;
Tapping his golden claws upon the ground.
Horns twitching, he laughs -- a wicked sound.

His growls pierce the air and give you chills,
"Well, I see YOU haven't been paying your bills!"
He laughs again and grabs your backpack,
And rummages about till he finds the NP sack.
"I'm feeling generous, so I'll only take
A meagre, mild, minimal ten percent.
Count yourself lucky, foolish one,
When I'm angry, I take a twenty-four-plus-one!"

You scuttle away, sighing, fuming,
There's more saving ahead, less lunch-consuming;
When the Tax Beast lopes away, you let out a laugh:
He's taken 5%, being impressively bad at math.

A Royal Request
By Agedbeauty

There's a reason royal pets
Are a classic player fave.
So lovely, so elegant,
Clothed in robes so silky fine.

Amongst all the royal girls,
I think I love Kacheeks best.
Such a pretty rose-pink gown,
And tiara so regal.

But royal girl Hissi too
Will usually catch my eye.
Such a perfect little crown,
And a lovely veil to match.

For royal boys, however,
The Zafaras steal my heart.
With the dashing purple cape,
And that perfect poet's cap!

Kougra boys are regal too,
With their crowns atop their heads.
Don't forget their fine red capes,
And their charming royal crest.

But lovely as royals are,
They are somewhat incomplete.
Royal pairs we do have, but
Artists -- royal Petpets, please?



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