Slorg Day Special

The Beauty of Slorgs
by kristenbb1

I see a slorg smiling bright
My heart is full of delight
For never was a better sight
Than a slorg 

His green skin glistens in the sunshine
A sparkly shimmery beauty
For no petpet is more sublime
Than a slorg

I hug a slorg for the first time
And recoil in horror
For no petpet is more covered in slime
Than a slorg

A Rich Slorg
by pumpkin_700

Triumphant music fills your ears,
A generous slorg then appears,

A satchel at his side,
His smile grows wide,

“Welcome, welcome!” He cheers,
Closer, closer he nears,

The slimy creature beams with pride,
Across the ground he will slide,

“This shop has been empty for many years,
Regardless each guest receives souvenirs!”

50 neopoints, accept the offer you decide
This abandoned shop he appears to reside,

He is off to new frontiers,
He says farewell and disappears.

How to De-Slorg Your Farm
by xxskyisfallingxx

Farmers can be an ornery bunch,
But about one thing, they agree:
If you want to get slorgs off your marrows,
You need to follow Steps One, Two, Three.

Step One, lay out trails of salt.
It’ll bring the slorgs to a dead halt.
Lay it around every bed and row,
And I promise, you won’t have to re-sow.

Step Two, set up a laser grid.
Think it’s a joke? Well, I don’t kid.
The brightness hurts their bulbous eyes;
They’ll turn back before they even try.

Step Three, summon an asteroid,
Or a rock, if that’s more easily employed.
You can stun them as a last resort,
If the slorgs continue to cavort.

If all else fails, there’s one more trick,
Farmers of old undertook.
But if you want to learn the secret,
You'll have to buy their book!

Ode to Slorg
by st1nkz

Even though they have no skull,
They definitely have two big ol' eyes.
Always vibrant and never dull,
So very white and oh so wise.

Such a tiny body, fat,
A chunky soft, tummy green.
Fun to poke and to pat,
With a lovely, slimy sheen.

The spottiest around,
Spotted here and over there.
So many and so very round,
Circles always, never square.

You'll never see these guys unhappy,
Since they're always with a big ol' smile.
Always oh so very happy,
Never sad or ever vile.

These petpets are the most sublime,
They really are such darling guys.
Even though they take their time,
Time with them always flies.

And even if goo is everywhere at times,
Well, so what if they're a little slimy?
Some dirt and twigs get stuck sometimes,
Anyone could handle a little grimy.

Sometimes you can smell them near,
Since they sometimes smell a little fishy.
Their slime can be extremely severe,
So slippery and so very squishy.

They're better than they first appear,
And that's what makes Slorgs so great.
There's no other petpet that's held so dear,
There really is just no debate.

You really should have one to hold,
Every pet should have a Slorg.
So precious and so bold,
A friendly, jolly, smiling Slorg!

Mutant Slorg
by indulgences

Oh, desiccated little bug,
How sad you always seem!
With mouth that’s open wide in fear,
And uttering such screams!

Your eyeballs are akimbo, and
They dangle to and fro.
You look quite crazed and manic, dear,
So full of fright and woe!

You’re sticky and dehydrated,
No longer wet and sleek.
Perhaps a spritz of water would
Improve your dry physique!

Your eyes will soften, gleam and shine.
Your skin will glimmer too.
Your gorgeous Slorg looks will return,
So lovely through and through!

Oh, Mutant Slorg, I long to fix
Your withered, shrivelled looks!
I’ll keep your plight within my mind,
With love that can’t be shook!

A Tale of Two Slorgs
by exanomaly

Here’s a story of slimy star-crossed paths –
a tragic trail you won’t forget –
down in the muck of Meridell’s fields
lived two slorgs: Radio and fair Gooliette.
Goo’s a bonafide royal with low self-esteem,
while Radio’s got swagger to boot,
and in a slippery twist you’d never dream,
the mutant sings opera, but the queen is mute!

Radio, (named for his protruding antenna
that pops like a horn from his misshapen head),
is much redeemed by his melodious operettas
composed exclusively for slorgs who’re high bred. 
Queen Gooliette, known for her signature streak
(scented like Ketchup Milk and Rotten Tomato)
famously vowed never again to speak
upon sensing the tremors of the mutant’s vibrato…

And this is the mucus-coated stage upon which we set our scene:
a silent leader, and a mutant with an unusual music career –
so read on! For the outcome of this tale is hard to glean,
as last I checked … slorgs don’t have ears!?

(This poem is the Prelude to the sticky novel “A Tale of Two Slorgs”. Please wash the book before you put it away. Thanks!)

A Very Rich Slorg
by parody_ham

In the Shop of Offers do they reside
Under tons of content will they hide.
Are they under this chair or table?
Find them quickly, if you are able!

The best way to find these sluggish friends
Is to follow the slime and see where it bends.
Cautious in your quest you must be,
For the slime is slippery, don’t you see?

Once you find this stealthy Slorg, rejoice!
And marvel at your excellent choice.
This is no run-of-the-mill petpet.
With Slorg in hand, don’t you ever fret.

This Slorg is rich—for a Slorg, anyway.
Even lacking pockets, they still pay.
100 Neopoints, yes, it’s true!
They saved up every NP for you.

How does a Slorg become very rich?
Does it start with a perfect business pitch?
Or a magical spell that’s without end,
This mysterious Slorg that waits for a friend.

Find the Slorg in the shop today
And click them, if you please.
Visit this place each and every day
It’s a blast, I guarantee!

Ode to the slimey silly Slorg
by the_mad_hattress21

Oh to be          A Slorg
            green happy       and dripping
              what a            happy life
                      Oh to be
                   A slimey Slorg
                  Spotted and dotted
                In a lovely slime green
                I'd leave slime trails
                Everywhere I could reach
   I'd munch and crunch on gardens galore
  No Grundo in space or Slorgeriser X4 
Could ever slow down something so slimey

Rich Slorg
by pizzatoon

Need some extra Neopoints? Or easy peasy cash?
Here comes a very wealthy Slorg to help you in a flash!

A very fancy healthy boy, a wealthy boy indeed.
This slimy Slorg will ail you in your biggest time of need!

Every day he comes along to Neos young and old,
and if you need some luck then he will shower you with gold!

Coins and coins for everyone, for you and all your friends,
He wants to give his gifts to all, his pockets never end!

He's very kind and caring and he hates to see you cry. 
He wants to see you thrive instead, so please give him a try!

"Where do you get these Neopoints?" you ask the Slorg one day.
"It can't be from the games room cuz you're much too small to play."

"And you can't spin the wheels because you don't have any arms,
Do you have to count potatoes at the Mere Acres Farm?"

The Slorg is rather nervous now, he looks the other way.
"Forgive me for my awkwardness, I have to go away!"

He quickly slithers down the road, well that was rather strange.
I put my hands in my pockets. Oh hey wait! Where's my change??

Through the Eyes of a Rather Large Slorg
by flufflepuff

There was a time, in which I roamed
without a place to call my home.
But did I mind? Not so, I think,
And when I met an Aisha, pink
all over, who outstretched her hand,
I took her with me through the land.

It was a strange new life, at first,
though not what I would dub the worst.
With bit and bridle, saddle, too,
we’d started our own lives anew.
She’d given me small shade by day,
and at night, warmth.  I let her stay.

Through jungle slimier than I,
and grassy plains where Pteri fly,
across the sea where we’d both ride
a wooden Slorg like me and glide,
and o’er the rocks which cracked my skin,
past magma, where I doubt my kin
would dare to come, we two did go.
I travel on, with her in tow.

Slorg Day Feast
by punk_rocker_pip

Note: These recipes were originally found in the Book of Gourmet Recipes from Chef Biggles

To celebrate Slorg day, we like to make a special meal
In Neopia this Petpet’s day is a really big deal

Our favourite is Slorg Meatloaf: Please don’t be alarmed
For this main dish, rest assured no Slorgs were harmed`

It is made of equal parts ground beef and pork
Bake in the oven until it begins to sizzle
Then top off with a zesty tomato drizzle
Grab your plate, and don’t forget a fork

Serve a large helping of Slorg Potatoes on the side
Add plenty of butter and cream to make them tasty
Don’t forget to top them off with brown gravy
Finally, add green olives with red pimento for the eyes

Both can be found at the food shop in Meridell
Ask the Meerca shopkeeper if he has any to sell
So you can celebrate Slorg Day with a hearty dinner
My Neopet agrees that this combination is a sure winner!

The Scared Salad Slorg
by precious_katuch14

Fresh leafy greens,
Tomatoes so red,
All neatly arranged
Upon a vegetable bed.

Large beady eyes,
Olives, or onions?
All to create
A delicious fusion.

It's a Salad Slorg!
Either a tasty snack,
Or a healthy lunch
To stash in your pack.

Wait, what do you mean?
My Salad Slorg is scared?
I stopped, I paused,
At my Salad Slorg I stared.

And lo and behold!
Through onion eyes,
The Slorg seemed to look
Right at its own demise.

But that can't be right.
It's just a salad, right?
Surely not a real petpet
Petrified with fright.

Well, at least that's what I think.
I could have sworn I saw it blink.

The Birthday Slorg: A Glamourous Glutton
by _brainchild_

The Birthday Slorg is very grand,
The finest slug in all the land.
This pal, the cheeriest of all,
Is very certain to enthral.

The eyes are wide; a jolly grin
Adorns it. No one else has been
So happy, since he celebrates
A birthday, quite a special date.

The hat is oh so conical.
In gold and red hues, never dull,
The glitter sparkles. Eyes are thrilled
By such a headpiece, glimmer-filled.

The cake is yummy and so sweet.
This scrumptious food is quite the feat!
It's topped with candles, which delight!
No finer baked good is in sight.

The Slorg is gorging on the cake!
My friend, if you would like to take
A slice, then you should hurry. It
Will disappear soon---Slorg won't quit!

So, if you'd like a cake and friend,
The Birthday Slorg, whose joy won't end.
Is quite the stellar choice, so grab
This Petpet, who is rather fab.