Wocky Day Special

The Ballad of Kell
by rielcz

In paranormal lore there has been none other like Kell
A Wocky who is altogether dashing, suave, and swell
From monster hunting, cultist chasing, saving Spooky Foods
Surviving situations that would leave most others screwed

Kell knew that Scarlet was in fact a young beast from Shenkuu
And then he and his brother did what others would eschew
They tried to force the beast asleep lacing his food with brew
But a small error caused the beast to run -- chaos ensued!

The Wocky, quite the botanist, developed using plants
A technique that would cause the beast to fall in a sleepy trance
Along with Corbin, Kell followed the beast into the Vaults
A sealed part of Neovia caused by dark magic's faults

The brothers deftly got around the characters therein:
Monsters, tourists, cultists, jelly non-cubes, and children
They found their beast, put him to sleep, and without more ado
They took "Scarlet" back to his monster parents in Shenkuu!

More recently, Kell went to the Museum of the Strange
His tries to catch a ghost led to his capture for a change!
But he was found and, with Corbin, beat the Museum Head
The freaks, like long-necked Samela, walked freely out instead

Kell is a Wocky, charismatic, with senses so keen
Whether it's monster hunting or decor for Halloween
He does it all, wearing his shades; confidence he exudes
Compared to his brother, Corbin, Kell is the cooler dude

Wallace and his Balancing Act
by geneames1

A Wocky named Wallace was walking one day
exploring the forest so dark
when stuff started falling down out of the trees
and he caught a few things for a lark

He first caught a book,and then a sea shell
a plush Garlic Jubjub - so cute!
A wind up Illusen doll in a glass dome
Then Sunblock and a Harfel fruit

The stack that he carried soon grew very high
and violently wobbled as well
The balancing act was too much for poor Wallace
and all of the articles fell

He surveyed the wreckage that lay strewn about
then shrugged and said with a sad smile
"Juggling isn't a skill I possess
So I'll just pick up junk for a while".

The Slimy Sewers: Matt the Wocky's Lament
by _brainchild_

This job is oh so horrible!
The pay is quite deplorable
For what I have to tolerate.
This Wocky cannot stand this fate!

For hours, I join together pipes.
This is just one of many gripes
I have, since some parts just won't fit!
Oh, building sewers is the pits.

Most Wockies are out having fun,
From freezing snow to desert sun,
Yet what am I stuck doing?! THIS!
Such awful work I just won't miss.

I turn the valve after a while,
Yet I am met with such a vile
Result---I goofed! I must restart.
I grumble with a broken heart.

I clean up quite a nasty mess---
This really isn't worth the stress.
Thus, I return to work so gross.
Is this a joy?! Not even close!

Oh, finally, I get it right!
I make sure pipes are sealed up tight,
And then I go home for the day.
My face is full of pure dismay.

This Poem Does Not Exist
by skatabo

Come, come, children, gather round,
Listen to tales that I have found.
Before you rest your weary heads,
And drift to sleep, safe in your beds.

In a land unmarked on any map,
That has no tree, nor polar cap,
A land of treats all soft and curled,
Indeed, this place is Jelly World!

There lives a Wocky in this place,
From to and fro, he starts to pace.
Each day he takes the same patrol,
Around a rainbow jelly knoll!

Each day, when their appetite whets,
You'll see a line of Neopets!
They'll have their spoons and bowls in tow,
To get a jelly scoop to go!

They'd better not take more than one,
Or else their day will not be fun!
I wouldn't test that Wocky Keeper,
Unless you want to meet the Reaper.

Beware of excess, kids, take heed,
Of what awaits the sin of greed.
Gluttons have been warned, beware,
Of finding more than jelly there.

But all of this is just a dream
A funny little fantasy
Now listen, kids, remember this-
That Jelly World does not exist!

Wintery Wocky Day in Happy Valley!
by stefsea

Neopets gather in Happy Valley to play,
Frolicking in celebration of Wocky Day.
A snowball fight starts, these pets are at war!
While others prefer skiing or skating galore.

Every Wocky needs a friend by their side,
Celebrating with them, full of joy and pride!
Adventures lie ahead, and why go alone?
Find a Wintery Petpet to call your own!

The Scratchard Kiosk Wocky runs amok,
Enticing Neopians to try their luck.
"Hey, no guarantees! It's a Lucky Dip!"
You win a small prize, and laugh at his quip.

The Slushie Shop has treats for playful pets,
Which flavour? Try both, have no regrets!
Time to take a quick break, admire the view
In this quaint little town there’s so much to do!

The Month of Celebrating brings holiday cheer,
Full of warmth and laughter that all Neopians can hear!
And on this wonderful wintery Wocky Day,
We are very happy you enjoyed your stay!

Wocky and the Paint Brush
by snuggle12978198

The story was written,
The tale was told.
Many times I've heard this,
Since before I grew old.

I speak of course,
Of the Wocky from Brightvale,
Unlucky I think...
Walked with a thump,
And he clicked at the feet.

This Wocky was blue,
Yet his colour was green.
The solution was easy,
But the cost was not cheap.

The Lab Ray is scary,
Whirring and Whizzing.
Naia is absent,
So the rainbow is missing.

Polka Dots flourished,
While the green went to white.
YES! Screamed the Wocky,
With obvious delight.

Jacko the painter,
Casually gliding.
Had painted the Wocky,
As for that I am sure.
That phantom was thoughtful,
So his chills aren't the worst.

Faerie Wocky Flight When Falls West Flame
by flufflepuff

When day begins to fade away,
Fore Kreludor shall rise,
Much more than orange sky shall feast
A host of eager eyes.

Celestial fields of lavender
Create a landscape high.
On orchid wings a-dappled cream,
Through sunset clouds, she'll fly.

The waning light is her spotlight,
It bathes, in flaming glow,
The Faerie Wocky in the sky
to witnesses below.

Magenta fur and milky ruff
Both ruffle in the breeze.
Caressing fingers of the wind
Stroke as she sails with ease.

Despite her majesty above,
Awash in grape and peach,
There still remains a stretch of sky
Her faerie wings shan't reach.


Yet.

Scratchcard Kiosk & Wocky Day Celebration
by sealion24681

Who's that Wocky getting up bright and early,
Blue coat and pink fur all set and ready,
Tail all soft and fluffy,
Four leaf clovers in Happy Valley,

Whats that sound in the air,
Wock 'Til You Drop blasting there,
Wallace and his junk tumbling by,
With Lanie and Lillie staring from afar,

Let's carry on this Wocky road,
Strutting down this lane,
The swish of tails and happy faces,
Paws in the glittering snow,

Get that ice cream on the way,
Skate along Rink Runner towards the day,
Will we be lucky today?
Come scratch that card away,

Hurray!
You're a winner on Wocky Day!

Wocks It Like She Talks
by i_lovee_icecream

Wocky with an attitude,
Nose up in the air - She must be rude.
Wocky with an attitude,
Raising an eyebrow - She's in a mood. 

That Wocky might have a tough exterior, 
But she means it when she says it.
That Wocky might look mean like MAGAX,
But she has a tongue licked with whit. 

Wocky with an attitude,
Nose up in the air - She must be rude.
Wocky with an attitude,
Raising an eyebrow - She's in a mood.

That Wocky seems unapproachable,
But she is sly like an Xweetok,
That Wocky strikes fear in strangers,
But she Wocks it like she talks.

Wocky with an attitude,
Nose up in the air - She must be rude.
Wocky with an attitude,
Raising an eyebrow - She's in a mood.

She Wocks it like she talks.
She Wocks it like she talks.

Wallace the Wocky
by therainbowsheep

Most famous for his habit of hoarding,
Wallace finds bargain shopping most rewarding.
This Wocky Day we celebrate one and all,
Especially Wallace- who never lets items fall!

Forever a collector of the unique,
All kinds of trinkets and treasures he seeks.
His friends do not encourage him, they would not dare-
So of the igloo garage sale he remains unaware.

But one day Wallace discovers a magical tree,
Destined to prolong his collecting spree.
The items fall like rain from the tree’s branches-
Most of it is junk but Wallace does not take chances.

So on Wocky Day we celebrate his resourcefulness and wit,
Like much of his species, he is full of grit!
He channels his energy managing a tower that leans,
And when we play Wicked Wocky Wobble, it is quite the scene.