Random Poetry

Hamilton the Snorkle
by spukl1

He speaks:
Hamilton the Snorkle 
My name is Hamilton the Snorkle 
And there’s a million battles I haven’t won
But just you wait, just you wait:

Just you wait

They speak:
Hamilton the Snorkle (the Snorkle)
We are waiting in the wings for you (waiting in the wings for you)
You could never back down
You never learned to take your time
Oh, Hamilton the Snorkle (the Snorkle)
When Neopia sings for you
Will they know what battles you overcame?
Will they know you won the game?
Neopia will never be the same, oh

Roxalia is in the area, see if you can spot her
(Just you wait)
A little Snorkle comin’ up from the bottom (level 3)
(Just you wait)
His enemies destroy his rep, but Neopia will never forget him

We fought with him

There’s a million battles you haven’t won
But we will wait

What’s your name?

He speaks:
Hamilton! The Snorkle!

Meri Acres Farm's new advertisement
by magicalkitties3

Pick your own! Pick your own!
Venture into the unknown!
You can walk around my farm,
With a basket on your arm.

Pick your own! Pick your own!
Every berry fully grown!
Take a peaceful sunny stroll,                                                 
High atop a grassy knoll.

Pick your own! Pick your own!
Every field precisely mown!
For a very modest fee,
You can poke around that tree.

Pick your own! Pick your own!
Berries hide in every zone!
Just do not take more than six
Or use more than twenty clicks.

Pick your own! Pick your own!
Fine, some zones may be unsown!
And you might pick a boot -
Just remove it from your loot.

Pick your own! Pick your own!
Check under every branch and stone!
You never know what you might reap - 
What precious prize you'll get to keep.

Pick your own! Pick your own!
The berries found are yours alone!
And sure, this game might be pure chance
But you are told that in advance!

Pick your own! Pick your own!
Then bake a muffin or a scone!
Or sell your harvest in your store.
Have I convinced you? Come explore!

A Red Grarrl on a Walk
by darkhound45

A red Grarrl went out for a walk.
It was a beautiful day around the block.

Trees and huts surrounded him.
He was careful not to crush any of them.

As he walked, something was near.
It was a Pteri that he really feared.

It began shooting orange blasts,
Knocking him down really fast.

He had no idea why it did this.
He was just walking for some bliss.

He stood up and walked on home,
He walked past the Battledome.

Next time he went for a walk,
He’d choose another path and block.

Edna's Spooky Brew: A Putrid Slew
by _brainchild_

Yuck! This dish is very gross.
Unsettling it is. Who knows
What items Edna used. I won't
Partake, and I suggest you don't.

I see the leg of who knows what.
Amphibian? I feel my gut
Becoming sick. Blue Techo claw,
The foulest thing I ever saw.

An eyeball and a bone abound!
These items, anything but sound,
Float in green sludge---they shall disgust!
I'll throw them out, which is a must.

Oh, Edna, why'd you make this brew?!
Nobody loves a putrid slew
Of rotten filth which makes me ill.
This trash will never be a thrill.

Food Club and I
by prettyboiis_girl

Food club, food club
Why treat me this way?
I bet and I bet,
No win today.
Fairfax and Gooblah are my stars,
Will their bets get me far?
To feed my pets I must place these bets,
When will the odds favour me?
Oh my I won!
It can be done!
What should I buy, to show off my style,
Maybe I should donate or simply invest,
All I know is food clubs the best!

An ode to habitarium
by kylo_skywalker

Years ago I would sit and play

with those little petpetpets

worker bugs worked away

collected supplies from dry to wet


The soldiers fought 

the nesters would nest

a sweet little kingdom they wrought

all work with no rest


Time passed as time tends to do

I logged back in

Habitarium, I am here for you

I click, and click, and then-


The professor pops up on my screen

he tells me habitarium is no more 

I thought he was being mean

I refresh- Error 404

Escape from Meridell Castle
by mimiweasley

How long will it take
For me to leave this place?
How much must I fly
To finally reach the sky?
How many guards must I fight,
To finally be up high?

Why am I here,
If innocent I am?
Why am I imprisoned,
If this crime isn’t mine?

I must escape this place,
Unless I accept my fate.
I must not give up,
I must not give in!

Oh, I see!
A shade of blue smiles at me!
It is over, it is done!
From this place I am finally gone!

Site Spotlight Avatar
by indulgences

I quite believe my entry is
The best I've ever seen.
It's ghostly, eerie, sinister,
But also spare and clean.

It took three months to craft my page.
Its theme is quite unique.
No other player's ever made
An entry quite this bleak.

I cross my fingers, and submit
My Spotlight entry to
The judges that will rate my page.
They're awesome through and through!

And now I pause, I stretch my arms,
And make myself some tea.
My nerves are soothed, I'm quite relieved,
And full of hopeful glee!

I hope to earn the avatar,
And cross my fingers tight.
I close my eyes, I make a wish,
And pray with all my might!

My entry is just one amongst
A hundred every week,
But still I try my honest best.
I'm such a petpage geek!

Good luck to all the rest of you
Who love this contest too!
I hope you earn the avatar.
Best wishes be to you!

Ode to Flash Games
by starslightatnight

Meerca Chase, where did you go?
My NeoPets will never know.
They simply don't understand
The intricacies of Flash Game Land.

Potato Counter, I'll miss you so,
and don't forget Hot Dog Hero!
Jumping around inside your bun--
Man, playing games was so much fun.

Math's Nightmare and Wingoball--
once I thought I'd win them all!
The hourglass has run out of sand
in our beloved Flash Game Land.

"Destruct-O-Match sounds like fun right about now!"
I sigh, and say, "You silly Kau!"
We all put away our old score cards
as our favourites join Techo Says in the Game Graveyard.

Yooyu Tumble
by thebananasaurus

Yooyu tumble, yooyu roll,
Please give me, just one more goal!

I'm down one point,
And nothing more
I need you to improve the score!

That goalie is blocking
With such speed and ease
But I need one, just one please!

I clutch you tightly in my glove
Here we go, you and I,
I toss you up, way to the sky

Yooyu tumble, yooyu roll,
Please give me, just one more goal!

My stomach roils, did you go in?!
And in you go, the net goes swish!
I know that you, would not miss!

Just then, I realize with a gulp
Oh no, now we're tied up!
But with you I've got a certain luck!

Yooyuball, please listen now
I know when I said, before,
I needed one to change the score,

But I guess I lied, by accident
And you've got a final mission,
To meet this ending win condition!

Yooyu tumble, yooyu roll,
Please give me, just one more goal!

I must pass you over
To a teammate, I yell "go!"
"Sink this one and end the show!"

She takes you in her glove,
She dips left, dodges right
And suddenly you're thrown from sight!
You seem to appear
Just where we want!
Thanks to you, you deserve to vaunt!

Yooyu tumble, yooyu roll,
Thank you for that one last goal!