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Moehog Day Special

A Moehawk Melody
by typlohisioh

Midnight signals the beginning of a new day,
A new musical experience awaits.
On the 31st of the month, 
Who will line up at the Tyrannian Concert Hall?

Fourteen thousand seats,
Waiting to be filled.
For the price of 1250 NP,
In exchange you’ll receive a ticket.The guests shuffle in,
And the lights dim.
Moehawk takes the stage,
It’s time for the music to begin!

Percussive sounds fill the air,
A guitar melody weaves through.
There is energy in the concert hall,
The crowd can’t get enough!

Moehawk takes their final bow,
The three Moehogs head offstage.
“Until next time”, they say,
We’ll be back soon again. 
As you exit the concert hall,
Don’t forget to grab a Moehawk T-Shirt!

Moehogging the Spotlight
by perxsephxone

There's nothing in Neopia like a Moehog.
If you own one, then you already know(hog).
Ogrins and Kougras are great, they'll do,
And it's fun to bounce with the Blumaroos!

But one thing's for certain, one thing indeed,
In a Snorting contest, none would succeed
Quite so well as this gleeful breed
Who'd scale mountains for you, if ever you'd need!

Oh, and what a powerful snout,
Locating turnips and digging them out!
You'd never go hungry if you kept by your side
A faithful Moehog, tested and tried.

Origami Moehog
by miraday

From a single sheet, you are complete:
Tusk to hoof, fibers folded to a sculpture.
The shape of a Moehog becomes apparent—
You become another color, captured in paper.

The notorious Moehog mohawk jags above
Like errant pages shut, permanently stuck.
Your tail points like a bookmarked sheet,
The unsuspecting suffering paper cuts.

On paper, it should be easy to replicate
The crease and folds that give you shape.
Yet an artist’s hands cannot recreate 
The kind Origami Moehog inhabitant. 

Each fold reminds me that we are cut
From the same paper like a blank slate.
Given certain folds, following our shape,
We become and live as art incarnate.

Some Moehogs graze in the grasses,
Others are folded in that same green.
We all can stand to reinvent ourselves.
A salute to all the Moehogs of Origami.

The Magma Moehog
by jackie247

A Moehog went for a swim one day
But this was no ordinary pool
It bubbled and steamed
But the Moehog kept cool

He went under the flames and gave a shout
Something was happening, no doubt
He felt the lava overtake him
And crisped up like a piece of bacon

The burning sensation, it was quite scary
But the Moehog wasn’t scared, he got out in a hurry
He emerged from the lava with a brand new look
All of the bystanders were shook

He had flames on his head and fire on his feet
He smiled and said, “That was a nice treat!”
He was charred from his head to his toes
Burnt to the core,  the everyone knows -

That the Magma Pool will suck you in and swirl you around
But have no fear - with the fire you’ll stand proud

The Spy Who Cheated Me
by catchinglights

When you go to sit at the top Cheat! table,
Take a good look at the other player's labels.
Kalora, and Brucey, and even the dark Spectre,
Any of them can be a great lie detector.
But above all else, as cool as can be,
Agent 00 Hog is the best, all your lies he will see.

This suave Moehog in his suit and his tie,
Can catch any player in the slickest of lies.
00 Hog plays Cheat! in his free time,
When he's not out solving international crime.
The Agent's origins are completely unknown,
It could even be possible that he works alone.

With the ladies especially, Agent Hog is a favourite,
There is no doubt that he is in it to win it.
But some wonder if it's his only motivation,
Perhaps the Cheat! table is where he gets information?
About Spectre, perhaps, or maybe Fernypoo?
But while you were wondering - he just beat you!

Darigan Moehog
by fourin

Above the skies on Darigan Citadel,
Where fearsome and impish creatues may dwell,
Those ruby-red eyes that pierce through fog,
Belong to the Darigan Moehog.

With olive fur and brazen stripes,
A razor-sharp tail that ends with a spike,
An enviable mane of darkest blue,
Theirs is a devilishly delightful hue.

Sporting sharp and fierce tusks,
Dapper hooves to strut their stuff,
And fiendish wings to take to the air,
What other Moehog can compare?

While brash and nasty with a bite,
Don't be too shocked to find,
That if you're simply kind and polite,
They are wicked loyal friends for life.

Whether pampered royal, or trusted minion,
These rowdy hogs make great companions,
Such a cheeky and villainous underdog,
Is the bold and daring Darigan Moehog.

Oh what is this Neopet?
by starscreamer54

What is this Neopet, with its great big tusk?
It smiles all day, from dawn until dusk.
If insulted at all, it gives but one retort:
Simply a smile, and a well-meaning snort.

Oh what is this Neopet, with its sturdy hoof?
When challenged to race, it’s gone in a poof!
On its sturdy back, one can put a great load.
Yet it is so strong, it’ll hardly be slowed!

Oh what is this Neopet, with its stubby snout,
Enjoying the day, and galloping about?
Look at its ears, flopping from its head.
That this Neopet is great, is easily said!

Why it’s a Moehog, of course!
Trust me, it’s true – I don’t need a source:
Moehogs are wonderful, among the best,
So if you have one as a pet – you are truly blessed!

My Little Moehug
by a_ramsell

I love my little Moehug;
It really improves my day
When I’m feeling down because
It chases the blues away.

Its genuine expression
Of warmth and contentment
Washes away all feelings
Of frustration and resentment.

My cuddly, squishy Moehug,
Is simply the best gift ever.
I tuck it under my arm
And take it with me wherever.

My Moehug is the best;
It makes me feel protected.
The comfort it provides
Is much more than I expected.

I love my little Moehug,
And there’s no better way
To celebrate the Moehog
Than to get one for yourself today!

Kailua Boar
by knowaknow

Rampant tusks around
Swirling and infinitely decaying the ground
I, at last, see all the sights and hear the sound

Of clashing of hooves, of the wild call of birds
Of the festering pains and cries of the new king
The jungle is now his
The tusks are now in victory
Long live the true animal king, that is the great mighty Moehog!!

Oink
by secant

Oink, snort, stomp!
Mud is where we like to romp.
Our large snouts help us chomp
Through delicious foods in the swamp.

Stomp, oink, snort!
Don't be afraid, we don't grow warts.
You'll find us with our cohorts
Playing some sunny sport.

Snort, stomp, oink!
Look, it's Judge Hog, don't point.
We have very flexible viewpoints 
But bacon and ham disappoints.

Oink, snort, stomp!
Mud is where we like to romp.
Our large snouts help us chomp
Through delicious foods in the swamp.


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