Tuskaninny Day Special

Little Timmy the Losing Tuskaninny
by _brainchild_

Little Timmy is a Tusk
Who plays Cheat!. He says he must
Dominate to bring sweet fame,
Yet he'll never win a game.

This Tusk is anything but skilled.
A victory he cannot build.
With pressure on, he shall succumb
To painful losses. He is bummed!

His poker face is anything
But neutral. This expression brings
A surefire way for enemies
To call him out. The wins they'll reap.

Frustrated, he leaves the room.
This poor Tusk shall feel quite doomed!
He must play to hone his skills.
He'd like to win. Maybe he will.

Until then, he must practice for
A stretch of weeks, even when bored!
If this poor Tusk doesn't play,
Then he won't win any day.

Practice makes perfect, my friend.

The Hailstone Tuskaninny
by precious_katuch14

The Hailstone Tuskaninny,
A terror in the snow,
Bares his fangs
At travellers below.

He's nimble and quick,
Moving from rock to rock.
When he ambushes you,
It'd be quite a shock!

Terror Mountain's scourge,
With sharp claws to match,
For defending his home,
And prey to snatch. 

A Tuskaninny made for the cold,
With a thick fur coat,
Living in the frigid wastes
So hostile and remote.

Unmerciful and unyielding,
To neither magic nor sword,
He guards his domain
Across the frozen fords.

Like a blizzard, he rages,
A sharp and furry storm,
Furious and powerful,
With a sleek, swift form.

The next time you travel,
To Terror Mountain's flank,
Beware the Hailstone Tuskaninnies
And avoid their ranks.

Rainbow Tuskaninny in the Ice Floe
by miraday

Nothing moves save the ice floe—
A mute iceberg thunders to break,
Thousands of pieces in unison flow
Half submerged in the frozen lake.

It is almost blindingly white, neatly
Quiet when a splash disturbs its harmony.
A call like a trumpet echoes freely
From the snout of Rainbow Tuskaninny.

In a terrain free of colour, this Neopet
Is an affront to the chilly status quo.
His hair flows like a fishing net,
His flippers arch like rainbows.

After a long morning of patrolling
His frigid domain, the Tuskaninny
Lifts onto the ice while preparing
For an afternoon nap: a daily destiny.

He finally awakes to the sun setting;
Its colours are cast across the ice flow.
Is it just him, or does his colouring
Seem to bounce off the ice like a rainbow?

The Hero of the Altador Cup - The Slushie Slinging Tuskaninny
by skatabo

First she wakes up bright and early
Arriving at her slushie stand
Turns her sign around to "Open:
Finest slushies in the land!"

The Tuskaninny steels her gaze
Preparing for the angry swarm
But for now, the grounds are quiet
The calm before the slushie storm

Then she sees them, in the distance
Herds of thirsty AC fans
She nods and bids "come hither"
Wielding slushies in both hands

Through the aisles she works her magic
Slinging slushies left and right
First a pink one, no, a green one!
There's just no end in sight!

Yes, the lines are getting longer
And the pressure's mounting up
But she's steady, strong, and ready
For this year's Altador Cup!

As the queues begin to waver
And the games come to a close
She wipes the sweat off of her brow
And shouts out "Adios!"

So three cheers for our hero
The finest slinger in the land!
May she love her long vacation,
Drinking iced tea in the sand!

Tuskaninny new colour!
by profebest

It's Tuskaninny day let's everyone sing,
A new colour is gonna appear,
Although we don't know which colour,
It's gonna appear on this day,

Walking to the Fountain Faerie I see a spark,
A spark full of shine every time you look at it,
Will this reveal the colour of Tuskaninny,
It's this a signal of a brand new colour?

Behold, the Tuskaninny
by chiagal88

I may not shimmer, sparkle, or shine,
but allow me to tell you a strength of mine.

When not fishing, frolicking, or basking in sun,
I'm thinking of ways to please someone.

See, tuskaninny folks are shy,
We're often looked over, and to that, I ask "Why?"

There's nothing more in the world that we love
than friendship and laughter, and not the lack thereof.

Don't let these flippers and fins detract
from a tusks' selective power of attack!

While the sea and sand is where we call home
We take pride and make strides in the BATTLEDOME!

With a little patience, loving and training
Victory will be yours for the taking!

Now, we're not tough guys all the time.
Lounging in the sun? Now THAT'S sublime.

Water, Plushie, Robot, Starry, Grey
Zombie, Mutant, Royal; an entire array!

The pound is full, as I sit alone
So go take a gander; take one of us home.

So in the spirit of Tuskaninny Day,
Take one us sweet seals home today!

The Tuskaninny with no Name
by darkhound45

On Terror Mountain lives a pet
Whose enemy’s the alphabet.

It’s a Tuskaninny with no name,
But his climbing always brings him fame.

You have six guesses and no more
To solve the puzzle and get your score.

If you fail to solve in the six tries, 
The Tuskaninny will fall to his demise.

Don’t worry though your not alone.
He’s fallen a lot never breaking a bone.

Still I would try your absolute best,
So he can climb all the way and get some rest.

The Pirate Tuskaninny At Sea
by guddi6

The Silver Scream's a grand old vessel
With a flag of misty-white
It sails the seas from isle to isle
In search of treasures bright
Yes, the Scream's a grand old boat
Captained by a pirate true
With hair like fire, and sea-dweller's garb
He's pirate through and through

They say he was a deck-swabber on Garin's crew
A little Tuskanniny of ten
He watched the sailors' blades cling and cross
And vowed to be just like them
So he trained for many a year
And hopped from crew to crew
He journeyed far to dangerous lands
Where magma crackled, where ice winds blew

Although he misses the winter lands
Where the Bruces slide and the Snowager snores
He longs for the deep wide open blue
And the sight of disappearing shores
He likes the gold, the adventure too,
But in his heart, he's free
With his tail curled 'round the ship's wooden bow
Lulled by the song of the sea

Tuskaninny Tuskaninny!
by actiontal

Tuskaninny tuskaninny do a dare!
Tuskaninny tuskaninny if you care!
Tuskaninny tuskaninny swim so fast!
Tuskaninny tuskaninny don’t you crash! 

Tuskaninny tuskaninny soaking up sun!
Tuskaninny tuskaninny looking for fun!
Tuskaninny tuskaninny dance to the beat!
Tuskaninny tuskaninny has fish to eat! 

Tuskaninny tuskaninny time to go home!
Tuskaninny tuskaninny still wants to roam!
Tuskaninny tuskaninny watching the sun set!
Tuskaninny tuskaninny has the best day yet!