Techo Day Special

Techos of Mystery Island
by hellsangel305

In a humble hut by the shore,
a Techo tends a tropical store
with tantalizing treats galore:
azzles, blurfs, doughnutfruits, and more!

Would you like to try The Buzzer Game?
Its twisting wires will drive you insane.
If you lose, Masa might be to blame--
were you watching his eyes' colour change?

Tekkitu has an ominous aura
and can talk with the fauna and flora.
Spirit of a shaman, strength of a warrior,
his stark skull mask inspires horror.

The Techo Master has a hidden dojo
where only the toughest Neopets go.
Give him Kew, Zed, Vux, Cui, Mag, or Sho
and he'll make your mind and muscles grow.

Baby Techo Wanderer
by sessduh

The sun is setting early,
bright skies are turning dim,
the warm Kiko Lake breezes,
have given way to Tyrannia winds.

Neopia’s clear waters,
contains a baby Techo within,
that all Neopians here know,
thanks to his wide and happy grin.

He ventures South to Krawk Island,
and North to Meridell,
for so long he’s been known,
as the baby Techo that’s swell.

He likely visits Maraqua,
where swimming Techos often go,
what they do in the ocean land,
I’d really like to know.

In my dreams I’ve seen him,
his eyes shining bright,
to see him on his special day.
would be a splendid sight!

Art Deco Techo or Techno Techo
by neoreturnee

Whether you're Art Deco,
Or if you go techno,
Or you're a Techo.

Today is your day!
Let us all say,
Happy Techo day!

Gives us the techno beat,
Put it on repeat.
Grab something to eat!
Techno Techos.

Artsy and refined,
Art Deco,
A well-refined Techo,
One would be inclined,
To say...
Happy Techo Day!

Whether you're classic
Or modern,
Or ultramodern!
It's time to say...
Happy Techo Day!

A Techo Blessed by Pirate Hues
by _brainchild_

I wish to morph my plain old pet
Into a painted variant,
Yet I have such little cash.
On my dream I'll have to pass...

Until my friend has an idea.
"You can make your wish so real.
A Pirate Techo Morphing Potion
Will set forth your dream in motion!"

"Yet this ware I can't afford!"
"Yes, you can, and then some more.
It costs barely anything,
Yet a pretty pet it brings!"

"Really?" I exclaim with glee.
"Then this brew's the one for me!"
I buy it; my pet chugs it down.
The two of us no longer frown!

He turns into a creature so
Dashing; a Pirate Techo.
He's incredibly handsome;
His appearance strikes me dumb!

He's the envy of the town,
More so than Draiks in costly gowns.
"Wow!" exclaim the pets who look.
"He's a stunner in my book!"

My pet and I are very glad
That we chose a morph so rad.
We're so thrilled; I will confess
That it brings much happiness.

Floating Faerie Techo
by ichigo_grace

Being up in the blue sky is fun,
With the heat from the sun,
Shinning and glimmering on my skin,
Making the yellow sparkle within.

Being a Faerie Techo has its perks,
Flying, slithering, all the quirks,
Combined into one big ball of love,
You'll always find me up above.

Aesthetics being one of my charms,
My speed in the sky makes others alarm,
But don't be afraid - I am gentle,
Neopians love me for I'm not judgemental.

Celebrate Techo Day with my colour scheme,
Being yellow and blue is everyone's dream,
Maybe you'll catch me gleaming in the light,
And when you do, it'll be quite the sight!

Make Some Noise for the Techo Fanatic!
by t0tor0

When the AC rolls around,
This fanatic Techo’s found
Screaming louder than the rest.
Making noise is his sole quest.

There with the Yooyuball stans,
He’ll cheer and jeer with the fans.
If you grab a slushie sweet,
He’s there chilling with a treat.

When you clash with the Goalie,
Techo Fan yells gleefully.
He’s so zealous, he claims fame
With his own frenetic game.

In the off-season, he’ll laze
At the mansion where he stays.
He and his butler curate
AC relics they collate.

Next AC season, be loud!
You can do the Techo proud!
Use the year to practise roars
For next Cup’s MSN scores!

The Techo Colossus
by miraday

The cave paintings depict
A giant Techo towering
Over figures circling his foreground.
The ancient dyes cry out loud
For modern eyes peering
Into a prehistoric edict:

Bring me the beast!
The colossus of the plateau, rising
Above the primitives beneath his feet.
Summon the being
Who quells conflict through violence,
The omnipresent force forthcoming.

The belly of the beast beating, claws outreached,
Fangs gnarling through the air like flames singeing.
Each mighty step forward leaves craters bound
To the earth that tremors toward distant grounds.
When the sun dims midday and fear stops us,
Seek shelter from the looming Techo Colossus.

The Ballad of the Techo Blademaster
by precious_katuch14

Quick on his feet,
Quick with a blade.
His fighting spirit
Will never fade.

Don't let him fool you
With his affable nature.
He's a bad guy,
The Techo Blademaster.

Impeccable focus, 
Fancy footwork.
Within Faerie Palace
He watches and lurks.

He tips his hat
And draws his sword.
Not letting you
Have a single word. 

His rapier is a blur,
Who can catch it? 
His strike is true,
Who can block it?

And when he's done,
He takes a bow.
"'Twas fun playing with you,
"But Terask needs me now!"

Is he a formidable foe?
This Techo is, for sure!
He's actually a bad guy,
The Techo Blademaster.

Ode to the Buzzer Game
by skatabo

While on the Mystery Island
You spot the strangest game.
Attended by a Techo,
Though no one knows his name.

It's a game of concentration,
Simple yet famously tough.
But the rewards, they can be great,
If you have got the stuff.

The techo studies you and asks,
"Have you a steady hand?
Then come and try our lovely game,
The best in all the land!"

You take metal hoop in hand,
And guide it to the spot.
You take a breath, steady your nerves,
And focus, deep in thought.

In concentration you stand,
But in the corner of your eye,
You see the techo's tongue dart out,
As he catches a fly.

You jump and lose your balance,
As the buzzer loudly sounds.
You cuss and scold and curse your luck,
The Techo simply frowns.

Apprentice, you must concentrate,
Use your Kougra meditation.
Ignore all else, empty your mind,
Don't give in to frustration.

You grimace and your eyes trace,
The length of the wire then.
You nod your head and you take up,
The metal hoop again.

Dr. Death the Techo
by catastrophea

Come gather 'round and allow me to tell you about a special Techo,
who is usually known as a very grumpy fellow.
After hearing my explanation you will soon come to see...
He is not the scary Techo most Neopians think him to be.

I am speaking of course about Dr. Death.
A name that most pets speak under their breath.
His scowling face is the last thing a pet would want to see.
For it means they will be placed in the pound and become a distant memory.

Dr. Death did not always have a scary face,
long ago he was happier and his mood was in a better place.
He started his career by looking after the sick and needy,
but his passions changed when he saw pet owners become greedy.

Young pets do no fear when you go to the pound.
Dr. Death is there to care for you until a new owner is found.
So this Techo day let us give applause,
to the grumpy Techo who works for such a great cause.