Some cookies are necessary to make this site and our content available to you. Other Cookies enable us to analyse and measure audience and traffic to the site. Cookies are also used by us, advertisers, ad-tech providers and others to develop and serve ads that are more relevant to your interests. To consent to the use of Cookies and proceed to the site, click Accept below. If you wish to withdraw consent later you will find a link in the footer Cookie Choices. For more information: Privacy Policy.
Neopets Poems

To send in your Neopets related poems or to find out more about the poetry contest, click here! The best poems get put on the site and earn 1,000 Neopoints, a RARE ITEM, and a Trophy for the author's trophy cabinet.


Page 2162
You are on Page 2163
Page 2164

Jetsam Day Special

The Perfect Jetsam Pet
by kahlen369

The Jetsam is quite a fearsome pet,
One that beats out all the rest!
With his fins up and ready to fight,
He's ready to prove his awesome might!

Look at that face's fierce expression,
That's a pet that has your attention!
Whether it be on land or on sea,
The Jetsam is the neopet for me!

There's plenty of cool colours too!
Perfect for me, and perfect for you!
From the darkly dressed Stealthy pet,
To the Water Jetsam that's extra wet!

There's even the cute look of pink,
Or Swamp Gas, if you don't mind some stink!
There's a Jetsam here for you and for me,
So why don't you one yourself and see?

Jetsam Celebrations
by _interrupted_

Lurking in the waters, 
Deep in the dark. 
There is a fierce Neopet, 
That looks like a shark. 
 
They have great fins, 
On top of their head. 
And a menacing smile, 
That will fill you with dread. 
 
Although they are quite small, 
They have lots of power. 
With their sharp teeth, 
Which will cause you to cower. 
 
So, let's celebrate the Jetsam's, 
On this very special day. 
But be wary of their attacks, 
You do not want to become their prey. 
 
Happy Jetsam day!

The fierce Jetsam Ace
by _interrupted_

There is a fierce challenger, 
Waiting for you in the battle dome. 
He has powerful weapons, 
That'll have you running back home. 
 
Apple Jelly Shield, 
Will have him hiding from your attack. 
Sheltering as he sniggers, 
Waiting to fight back. 
 
The Sleep Ray will have you blinking, 
As you try to stay awake. 
You must win this battle against the Jetsam, 
As everything's at stake. 
 
The Purple Scorchstone, 
Will heal your unfriendly foe, 
As its magic starts to work, 
He will surly glow. 
 
But if you can survive, 
And beat the Jetsam Ace. 
You can win amazing prizes, 
That you'll want to showcase.

Let's Celebrate Jetsam Day!
by voiceprint

Some Jetsams are such formidable fellows,
While others are friendly with endless hello’s!
Some live for the thrill of the Battledome,
While others would rather cuddle back at home.

All of them, however, are easy to recognize
With their sharp, scary teeth and piercing eyes. 
They are primarily aquatic pets,
But can also live on land as an additional asset! 

Some, like Major Zeg Blackfin
Always know how they can win. 
A skilled pilot who lives for the fray,
Jetsam Ace always knows the way!

Still others, like Mr. Irgo 
Collect and sell on the black market like a pro!
He sets up shop in the Techo Caves,
And sells strong equipment to those who are brave.

And then there are those like Spectre
Or Jetsam Shark, as some may know him better.
Cold and calculating, he loves to play games
One of the best Cheat players around, he claims!

Others like Vik, who runs Tiki Bingo, are fun
And can be found out with friends in the sun!
He has a friendly nature and a hearty laugh;
Many outrageous stories are told by this chap! 

There are so many more Jetsams to celebrate,
Despite their poor reputation, most are great! 
So let’s take some time on this wonderful day,
To celebrate these Neopets and say ‘Hooray’!

Viktorious (Jetsam Day)
by flufflepuff

The waves upon the shore nearby
do nudge each other to the sand
and fall away from 'neath the sky.
Such sounds, and speech, go hand in hand.

A Jetsam with an eye so keen,
a penchant for conversing, and
a serving heart, surveys the scene,
ensures that all will have a grand
experience.  From his jaws flow
the river of hilarity,
with twisting stories wraught with woe,
embarrassing calamity,
that only serves to lighten moods.
In situations that arise,
often 'round the festive foods,
Vik defuses with surprise.

In spite of peace and kindness, there
are those who've misunderstood,
believing that Vik's nature fair,
means the Jetsam's up to no good.
One word against him, and he knows--
fins ablaze with muscles deep,
against a rock, and many rows
of sparkling, sharpened teeth,
no threat is to be made against
the serving non-servant.
Vik will not stand down, and hence,
the party will commence.

No guarantee is offered, then,
if gentleness does reign,
that strength and fury lacks within,
neither inclined to wane.

Jetsams Aren't So Bad
by crystallus

A species most misunderstood,
judged often by their fiercesome might.
Other pets can be so rude
as they run away in fright.
But though jetsams may snarl and brood,
you needn't worry that they'll bite!

Take for instance jolly Vik,
all laughing grins, he's quite the charmer.
Stop by for some food or drink
at his Tiki Bingo Parlour.
Though beware, don't make him trouble.
At first sign of fight or jeer,
he'll throw you out, on the double.
You'll find yourself flying off the pier.

Now, for jetsam generosity
Mr. Irgo is your fish!
Why, he's just the epitome
of Neopian selflessness.
The strongest tools he keeps nearby
to aid us on our Neoquest ride.
Though maybe, sure, prices are high
and shifty stock may be supplied.  
Hang on, wait, is that an eye? 
He's selling spines, a heart, a hide.

Nevermind! I take it back!
They're vicious! It's no laughing matter.
On second look, I see they lack
subtlety and basic manners.

Careful friends, please be wary. 
They're strong of fin and tempermental.
So run on home and do not tarry,
for if angered, they will not be gentle.

Ode to the Jetsam Ace
by fleurdust

Flying near and far, in every place,
From Shenkuu all the way to deep space,
Jetting about with style and grace--
Of course! It's the Jetsam Ace!

His name's said with awe in the marketplace,
As 'pets crowd and scuffle in the race,
For their next foray into outer space,
To take on the mighty Jetsam Ace.

His toothy smile lights up his face,
As he fires his Zapatron to displace,
His challengers, who leave in disgrace,
Defeated by the Jetsam Ace!

There's just no one who could replace,
The ruler of the Battledome's airspace.
A hero here, and there, and anyplace!
What a guy! That Jetsam Ace!

Jetsam Sword
by indulgences

This sword is crafted from the best
Of metal strong and keen.
It glows with light so magical,
The brightest ever seen.

The blade is hued with ruby red,
And shimmers in the sun.
It’s finely honed, it’s sharp and fierce,
And cannot be outdone.

The pommel’s wrapped with leather brown,
And held in Jetsam fists.
It’s light and tough, and quite obeys
The flicks of Jetsam wrists.

Your Jetsams will be grateful if
You buy them this fine sword.
Your Jetsams will be champions.
Their foes will be quite floored.

It’s Jetsam Day, so celebrate
The day with your own pets!
Your Jetsams quite deserve this sword,
The finest item yet!

Jetsam Day Sonnet
by firedragon9078

Just when you thought it was safe 
to get back into the water,
When the Krawk Island tide has been strafed
With homing mines made hotter

By the fins circling below
Maraqua’s Ruins a deep hole
Filled with gnashing teeth and woe
It’s enough to terrify the soul.

You’re going to need the bigger boat,
Wherever you plan to roam
And if ever you hope to float,
Upon Neopia’s sea or foam.

‘Neath the oar Jetsams swim the harbor
Sailor, turn that boat to starboard!

Jetsam Day
by she_chose_love

Today is a day for celebrating,
a Neopet that is special in their own way.
That is right,
today is Jetsam Day!

A shark-like predator,
with eyebrows that are thick and hairy.
With large, sharp teeth,
that many find really scary.

Swimming the seas,
hunting for things to eat.
A Jetsams perfect meal,
consists only of meat.

They are predators by nature,
and are best avoided by all aquatic petpets.
Jetsams are very hostile,
and love to make not-so empty threats.

They love to spend their time,
doing things like hunt and swim.
Spending time with a Jetsam,
is never dull or dim.

So enjoy this day of celebrations,
I hope you have lots of fun.
Enjoy the Jetsam themed items, 
until this special day is done.


Total Poetry Pages : 2743

Use the following menu to jump to the page you wish to view

1 - 20 | 21 - 40 | 41 - 60 | 61 - 80 | 81 - 100 | 101 - 120 | 121 - 140 | 141 - 160 | 161 - 180 | 181 - 200 | 201 - 220 | 221 - 240 | 241 - 260 | 261 - 280 | 281 - 300 | 301 - 320 | 321 - 340 | 341 - 360 | 361 - 380 | 381 - 400 | 401 - 420 | 421 - 440 | 441 - 460 | 461 - 480 | 481 - 500 | 501 - 520 | 521 - 540 | 541 - 560 | 561 - 580 | 581 - 600 | 601 - 620 | 621 - 640 | 641 - 660 | 661 - 680 | 681 - 700 | 701 - 720 | 721 - 740 | 741 - 760 | 761 - 780 | 781 - 800 | 801 - 820 | 821 - 840 | 841 - 860 | 861 - 880 | 881 - 900 | 901 - 920 | 921 - 940 | 941 - 960 | 961 - 980 | 981 - 1000 | 1001 - 1020 | 1021 - 1040 | 1041 - 1060 | 1061 - 1080 | 1081 - 1100 | 1101 - 1120 | 1121 - 1140 | 1141 - 1160 | 1161 - 1180 | 1181 - 1200 | 1201 - 1220 | 1221 - 1240 | 1241 - 1260 | 1261 - 1280 | 1281 - 1300 | 1301 - 1320 | 1321 - 1340 | 1341 - 1360 | 1361 - 1380 | 1381 - 1400 | 1401 - 1420 | 1421 - 1440 | 1441 - 1460 | 1461 - 1480 | 1481 - 1500 | 1501 - 1520 | 1521 - 1540 | 1541 - 1560 | 1561 - 1580 | 1581 - 1600 | 1601 - 1620 | 1621 - 1640 | 1641 - 1660 | 1661 - 1680 | 1681 - 1700 | 1701 - 1720 | 1721 - 1740 | 1741 - 1760 | 1761 - 1780 | 1781 - 1800 | 1801 - 1820 | 1821 - 1840 | 1841 - 1860 | 1861 - 1880 | 1881 - 1900 | 1901 - 1920 | 1921 - 1940 | 1941 - 1960 | 1961 - 1980 | 1981 - 2000 | 2001 - 2020 | 2021 - 2040 | 2041 - 2060 | 2061 - 2080 | 2081 - 2100 | 2101 - 2120 | 2121 - 2140 | 2141 - 2160 | 2161 - 2180 | 2181 - 2200 | 2201 - 2220 | 2221 - 2240 | 2241 - 2260 | 2261 - 2280 | 2281 - 2300 | 2301 - 2320 | 2321 - 2340 | 2341 - 2360 | 2361 - 2380 | 2381 - 2400 | 2401 - 2420 | 2421 - 2440 | 2441 - 2460 | 2461 - 2480 | 2481 - 2500 | 2501 - 2520 | 2521 - 2540 | 2541 - 2560 | 2561 - 2580 | 2581 - 2600 | 2601 - 2620 | 2621 - 2640 | 2641 - 2660 | 2661 - 2680 | 2681 - 2700 | 2701 - 2720 | 2721 - 2740 | 2741 - 2743

Page 2163Page 2164Page 2165Page 2166Page 2167Page 2168
Page 2169Page 2170Page 2171Page 2172Page 2173Page 2174
Page 2175Page 2176Page 2177Page 2178Page 2179Page 2180
Page 2181Page 2182


IMPORTANT - SUBMISSION POLICY! By uploading or otherwise submitting any materials to Neopets, you (and your parents) are automatically granting us permission to use those materials for free in any manner we can think of forever throughout the universe. These materials must be created ONLY by the person submitting them - you cannot submit someone else's work. Also, if you're under age 18, ALWAYS check with your parents before you submit anything to us!