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Gnorbu Day Special!

The Plushie Maker
by catchinglights

A scrap of fabric, a spool of thread,
And a cottony pile of stuff.
Are all the kind Gnorbu needs,
To make her friends of fluff.

Shyanna is the Gnorbu's name,
And the plushies she has sewn,
Are for each and every Neopet,
To have one to call their own.

No matter how old or young,
Shyanna will make a friend,
With all the love and heart she has,
The same effort she will expend.

Shyanna does this not for money,
Or for accolades or fame.
When she sends her plushies home,
She doesn't even sign her name.

But she deserves attention,
From all the Neopets who play.
So each and all should join in wishing,
Shyanna a Happy Gnorbu Day!

Shenkuu Warrior
by geneames1

Princess Terrana looks
to the mountain
grappling hook in hand
steel in her heart and mind

To prove her worth she vows
to scale the sheer rock face
demonstrating to all
she is indeed a warrior of renown

Like Sisyphus she tries and fails
tries and fails again
never giving up she remains
resolute and determined

Though she may never reach the peak
she is a Shenkuu Warrior
a testament to Gnorbu strength
The Emperor's pride and joy.

Wise Old Gnorbu
by myncithemonkey

Atop Shenkuu's highest peak,
A lunar temple resides,
Every day of the week,
A Gnorbu welcomes you inside.

Slowly pacing with a cane,
Stroking his mighty beard,
With a wise, powerful brain,
The old Gnorbu is revered.

Using the lunar chart,
He offers you a test,
You decide to take part,
And hope for the best.

"Which phase of Kreludor,
Can be seen?" he poses,
You look and can be sure,
A waning angle it shows.

"That is the correct answer!"
The wise Gnorbu exclaimed,
Feeling smart like the master,
You depart with wisdom gained.

The UC Plushie Gnorbu: A Marvelous Mirage
by _brainchild_

A UC Plushie Gnorbu is
So cute and coveted,
Since its design is not a miss!
About its glitz you’ve read.

However, it’s exceedingly
Uncommon, a mirage!
Despite its overwhelming glee,
Its presence you will dodge.

Only two of them still grace
This fine and joyous land.
You’ll never see its gorgeous face,
Nor wool so soft and grand.

This sweet illusion, sure to please
The likes of every soul,
Cannot be found. Your joy will cease,
Dispersing as a whole.

The Wooly Gnorbus
by breakeven

Gnorbus are hard not to love,
With wool, fluffy as clouds,
Their wide eyes, gleaming,
It’s hard to miss them in the crowds

They love morning markets,
And their foods shaped like wool,
Sandwiches and candy floss,
Noodles too, they’ll never be full!

By noon, they’d amble,
To a nearby meadow,
Lazing amongst the grass,
Radiating an afterglow.

They gazed up at the clouds,
Wishing they could be close,
What a feeling it would be!
To have a great, fluffy doze.

Every Gnorbu Needs Shearing
by vidia_fastflyer

Each and every Gnorbu needs shearing 
Whether they're Cloud, Magma, or Snow 
It doesn't matter the shade 
So get out your shearing blade 
Their mane will continue to grow! 

So how do we go about trimming 
A Gnorbu that's made out of fire? 
Perhaps an extinguisher 
Is enough to distinguish her 
As a Gnorbu all will admire! 

And what do we do with Tyrannian 
Who always seem to look shaggy? 
Hack the fur away 
They don't care anyway  
They're quite content to look scraggy! 

While some Gnorbu pose quite a challenge
The rest are more simple to groom
Chocolate is easy 
Just eat 'til your queasy 
No need to sweep up with a broom! 

A Faerie you'll just have to catch first 
A Mutant's fur molts on its own 
Pirate's not picky 
But Swamp Gas is icky 
And the Plushie needs to be sewn! 

There is just one colour of Gnorbu 
You won't find in the shearing chair 
Only the Robot 
Is left feeling distraught 
Because they don't have any hair! 

Fret not for your new, hairless Gnorbu 
You see, their fur will grow quite fast 
Soon it will be back 
For they have a real knack 
For growing manes most vast!

Great Gnorbus
by butterflybandage

Today we celebrate Gnorbus
Our favorite furry friend
Big, small, blue, red
Gnorbus are always on trend!

Discovered in Year Eight
Native to Neopia Central
Gnorbus are kind and lovable
And also sentimental!

Remember that today
Gnorbus need a shear
They'll look silly bald
But it's only once a year!

Gnorbus are incredible
Many changing history
Ever hear of Professor Lambert?
Though he's shrouded in mystery ...

Cheer for all the Gnorbus
That make today great
Give them a big hug
Then go out and celebrate!


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