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Dr. Sloth Appreciation Day!

Dear Master...
by rivera_ice_princess

Oh master, our great one, 
What you seek, shall be done,
Destroy those who are weak, 
And leave behind only a streak.

Dr. Sloth is your moniker, 
All our actions, you'll monitor.
Your greatness is endless, 
Making those around you helpless.

Your existence is a mystery, 
Your enemies are history,
Ambitious, powerful, genius,
Even your enemies find you resilient.

Oh great doctor, when will you return?
Your new followers have much to learn,
We shall worship you for an eternity,
For we are Neopia's grandest fraternity.

An evil genius named Dr. Sloth
by yellowstefy

He wants to control Neopia
With such great power.
All the Neopets fear him.
They run, hide and cower.

Who is it you ask?
Well it’s Dr. Sloth, first name Frank.
He is an evil genius.
Though one you wouldn’t thank.

He is quite tall and green.
With creepy red eyes.
Don’t give in to his traps.
And don’t fall for his lies.

He has brainwashed the Grundos
To employ them for evil things.
You may wonder to yourself,
What mischief Dr. Sloth may bring.

He hasn’t taken over Neopia,
Though he has definitely tried.
If that ever happens (and hope it won’t!)
Everyone of Neopia would be terrified!

Support of Sloth
by dr_tomoe

Dr. Sloth's day has come
our appreciation is known.
We celebrate everything
that he has shown.

Without Sloth we would never
have robotification or mutation
and the sky would be empty
without the Virtupets station

His book on how to rule the Universe
would never be in style
and no one would know the first step:
Perfecting your dastardly smile.

And how many Neo-Millionares
has his Transmogrification Potions made?
Just one visit from Dr. Sloth
and their worries all fade.

Speaking of fading, that useless
free will goes, no one is sad.
So go now, and report to
Dr. Sloth's Mind Control Lab.

Dr. Sloth Is Back!
by butterflybandage

Have you heard the news?
It’s a brand new era
We’ll celebrate Dr. Sloth …
Then plot the end of Mira!

We’ve waited far too long
For Dr. Sloth to reign
He’s got something up his sleeve
We won’t wait in vain!

He’s cunning, conniving, and evil
Our favorite things in one
There’s no rest for the wicked
And he’s not quite yet done!

That mysterious shrouded figure
Commanding armies at his side
He’s smarter than those faeries
And his aim will be our guide!

Oh, yes, Dr. Sloth is the best
He’s truly our evil hero
The end of Neopia is soon
The clock’s almost at zero!

Have you heard the news?
Dr. Sloth is back!
He has the upper-hand
He’s ready to attack!

The Sloth Dress-Up Doll: A Comical Character
by _brainchild_

I cherish my Sloth Dress-Up Doll,
Since it's the greatest toy of all.
Each day, I'm having so much fun!
I'm smitten with this wicked one.

Some folks may call it rather strange,
Preferring other dolls in range.
However, it's an awesome toy
For me; its clothing I enjoy.

It's absolutely comical
To put pink clothing on this doll,
Since Sloth is known for evil deeds.
Some help from righteous souls we'll need!

If vicious Sloth came to my place,
I'd wave the doll right in his face!
He'd faint from laughter, quelling him,
So I'd avoid a fate so grim.

Ode to Sloth
by linnipooh

An evil genius sitting there,
In his favorite office chair.
Working on his latest scheme,
Taking over is his dream.

Skin of green, eyes of red,
Silly hair atop his head.
Long, black cape, regal pose,
Cheesy grin and tiny nose.

Brainwashed Grundos are his crew,
They'll do what he wants them to.
Keep Sloth happy is their goal,
Or they're sent to a black hole!

In his station up in space,
A look is forming on his face.
His grin is getting wider still,
As he thinks of his next thrill.

Take Neopia by surprise,
Relish in opponents cries.
Finally get to dominate,
Even if he's kinda late.

"All Hail Sloth," he'll hear them say,
When Neopia becomes his some day.

Dr. Frank Sloth
by kelly_d60

Trapped in the Space Faerie Token,
Drifting through space.
I am not yet broken,
I will return to that Neopia place.

Dr. Frank Sloth, I am,
An evil genesis of renown. 
When I return you should scram,
This time I will not be let down.

I will return before long,
With a devious plan devised.
My forces will be strong,
All to be mobilised.

No Space Faerie will help you,
Nor a pitiful Resistance.
When I return anew,
All won’t stand a chance.

It will be soon, I promise,
A triumphant return.
Just know this;
It is something you should learn.

Sloth is coming back,
You best be ready.
There will be an attack,
Perhaps I’m on my way already.

Sloth Appreciation Day
by trubiekatie

How do you spend the 14th of Sleeping?
Knowing that a darkness is creeping.
One of the smartest of all Neopia-kind.
World denomination on his mind.

Creator of the Virtupets Space Station.
His goal was a complete Sloth nation.
Brainwashed Grundos carried out orders,
Using force to take control of borders.

He tried to wield the infamous Rock Beast.
To take over Neopia, once freed and released.
Sloth, however, did not expect such backlash,
Perhaps he would succeed if not so brash?

Sloth was foiled again, many years later,
In another attempt to become dictator.
He fought Gorix, Cylara and the Space Faerie,
The thought of him ruling again is quite scary.

He wished to enslave all Neopia to his will,
But, neither of his two quests he did fulfill.
Banished for good, no one knows really where,
He could be spying and we are unaware.

Wherever you are hiding, infamous Dr. Sloth,
Some Neopians are appreciating you this day.
Will you return to the public eye once again?
My gut says: it is not a matter if, it is when.


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