Rockstar Uni: A Cherished Cutie
by _brainchild_
As an avid Uni fan,
There's one thing I cannot stand—
When a precious unicorn
Is not in the herd I adore.
I have tons of Uni toys—
Yoyos, masks, and other joys,
Yet one gorgeous mare escapes
My grasp- one crafted as of late.
The Rockstar Uni is so swell—
Her pink stars suit my style well.
These shapes so stunning adorn
The fur of this sweet unicorn.
I must obtain this cherished ware!
Yet the shelves of toys are bare.
I must wait for it to restock.
I get bored as I watch the clock!
Finally, my dearest horse
Prances to the shelves, of course!
I snatch my prize, and bliss ensues
From my fine Uni anew.
|
Twas the night of Restocking
by moonlitennight
Twas the night of restocking, all through the shops
Not a plushie was stocking, not even a box
Shells were stocked by the shop keeper with care,
While hopes of a clear are in the air.
The players are curled up in there beds,
while visions of large profit danced in their heads.
Our pets getting bored, and want to play games,
We stop for the night to calm all our brains.
While on the computer the F5 button is key,
We spring for that keyboard sometimes hurting a knee,
When the shop stocks we click in a flash,
hoping we get the plushie super fast.
Sometimes we're quick others we're not,
When we miss a stock we feel like robots,
Don't get greedy or you will be slammed,
To many stocks and you might just get banned.
Stock up those plushies, those stamps and the shells,
We want to make profit and not have to yell,
On days of bad luck we can't catch a break,
We hope to at least get a Blumaroo steak.
The shop keepers eyes stare you down,
We always look back with a big giant frown,
A Draik egg has stocked you beter be quick,
being to slow you might just end up sick.
We chat on the boards in between stocks,
Talking about many things including our socks.
Us restockers are all pretty good friends,
We talk to eachother and sometimes it blends.
Don't chat to much or you will miss that potion,
Stretch those fingers, and get in the motion,
Fingers strech from the one to the nine,
Our keyboards tend to have a worn out line.
From F5 to numbers to space to enter,
We always have to be ready to move to the center,
You have to be quick you have to type fast,
or that restock might just end up in your past.
It takes much time to learn, sometimes its clicks,
You'll always get hurt when you miss the great picks,
Always stay calm, don't crack under pressure,
Even when you loose money faster than Heather.
Your pet it nags you to play some more games,
Sometimes your profit has to go down in flames,
We all have been there, we have all had bad days,
Where you spend more time screaming at sleighs.
So many shops, oh which do I choose?
I like to choose shops where its hard to lose,
Spend time in toys, plushes, and more
We always keep going when our fingers get sore.
We spend all our time resfreshing with might,
Our keyboard it flees when we are in sight,
We need to take breaks so we can restock some more,
Those Unbuyables don't wait when they stock in the store,
We wait once a month for Half price day to come,
Then we can spend less on that yummy faerie gum,
All players and pets, shop owners alike
I would like to wish you all a good restocking night.
|