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HALLOWEEN SPECIAL

Sloth's Pumpkin
by rielcz

I shall carve thee in mine own image,
The most frightful fac'd pumpkin amongst the lot!

I choose thee, that perfect one from the patch. 
Wider nearer the bottom and narrowing steadily upward,
Culminating in a point from which 
Three crescent-shaped leaves grow.

First I shall carve your eyes.
Calculating and intelligent, they hold only beauty.
And while others may misunderstand you, revile you,
You shall look on, your face combating the face of adversity.

A slice in your meat, for the indent of your nose,
A tiny pointed triangular shape not prominent, But I take care of details minute,
And this is necessary in completing your splendor, yourself.

Finally your grin, so charismatic,
My, children will take their candy to you! 
Unable to resist your charm. 
Much like mine own charm cannot be resisted. 

And now to wrap a black cloak around you,
To keep you warm and complete your majesty. 
After the insertion of a lit candle,
Your essence is alight, alive, with wonder. My wonder. 

I have carved thee in mine own image,
The most frightful fac'd pumpkin amongst the lot!

A Deserted Fairground Halloween
by binky1260

On a moonless autumn night,
With darkness all around,
I found myself, cold and alone,
On the Deserted Fairground.

Each sound sent shivers down my spine;
Each stirring caused a fright;
I cursed myself for straying
On this scary, dreary night.

With Halloween upon us,
I dreamed of scrumptious sweets,
Of caramel apples, crisp and tart,
And other yummy treats.

And so, I wandered aimlessly 
In a dreadful cranky mood,
What’s that I see in the dark mist?
Hurray, it’s Spooky Food!

So much for Trick-or-Treating;
Every sweet I crave is here;
I’ll spend the night in sugary bliss
Without a care or fear.

Halloween has arrived!
by dr_tomoe

The day has come
for boys and ghouls
to come out and use
all their spooky tools

The decorations are up
the Spyder webs hung
the preperations are made
and doorbells are rung

Jack-o-Lanterns are carved
and lit up in the night
for this spooky holiday
the day for a fright!

Treats are given out
lest you suffer a trick
as the lighted candles
burn down their wick.

Yes, Halloween has arrived
for frightful delights and fun
terror is the norm now
especially once there's no sun.

Trick-or-Treats will fill
the cool autumn air
with costumes as frightening
as a hundred Meepit stares.

So enjoy the frights
as they kick into high gear
on this, the most spooky
day of the year.

Go forth in costume
and have a frightful ball
Halloween is a holiday for everyone
the large and the small.

Edna the Witch
by tsuki_the_noodle

She waits in her tower.
She cackles with glee-
"Oh, did you come to help little old me?"

Her name is Edna, she's the Zafara witch
Who expects me to finish quests without a hitch.

"I need these items and make it fast!"
She threatens me from behind jars of glass
Filled with things that would scare ya-
Eyes of Mortog, Intestines and Marinara!

"If you do what I'm asking you to,
I promise you won't be part of my stew!"
She cackles and stirs, her cauldron rattles.
"Go on now, fetch! Skedaddle!"

She's up in her tower,
But I'm not sure what to do.
Do I ignore her and become her stew?

Do witches even keep their word?
Stew? Really? Stew? Absurd.

I think I'll go visit Kayla instead
At least she doesn't have hoardes of undead!
I turn to run, knowing what I'll do
When Edna shouts, "IT'S THE STEW FOR YOU!"

I awake in my bed, it was all a dream.
Note to self - Witches are mean!

A Neopets Halloween
by alyndasgallery

All Hallows Eve is drawing near,
A time that most folks tend to fear.
When devilish ghouls do roam the land,
Tricking small and treating grand.

The Haunted Woods do come alive,
Its residents always seem to thrive.
In October and the days between,
But especially close to Halloween.

To get involved in the season right,
Be sure to stay out late at night.
Dress your pet up with great glee,
But be prepared to run and flee!

For while the trick or treating's fun,
The holiday is not so light for some.
More sinister folks you just might meet,
So it's best that you're light on your feet.

Spooky ghouls roam far and wide,
You can try to run and hide,
Listen and you'll hear them call,
'A happy Halloween to all!'

Haunted House of Anagrams
by whsnobs

It was a cold dark night
Alone, lost, and filled with fright
A shelter, Gilly was seeking
Time was passing by and ticking
Thinking it's too true to be good
In the midst, there a castle stood

Glad to be warm and inside
But what evil will you collide
Danger lurks so beware
Or else you'll be in for a scare
Watch out for the broken tile
You may only be safe for awhile

Move one, two, or three
A new puzzle you will see
With each step and space
What new anagram will you face
Collect an item from each room
Or else prepare for doom

A sword, shield, amulet, and book
Oh what powerful artifacts you took
Off to the crypt now you'll go
Hurry up and don't be slow
Answer right and be in great shape
Or else you'll never escape

I hope they go away
by codswobble

They've come to ask for sweeties,
Or on a quest for treaties,
They've been bangin on my door,
And stamping on my floor,
I hope they go away.

They're wearing spooky masks,
And holding soup in flasks,
I don't know who they are,
I think I should cover them in tar,
I hope they go away.

I think I'm hearing howling,
And against the wall I'm cowering,
I've got nothing for em,
Boy, aren't they scary at age ten.
I hope they go away.

I haven't answered them yet,
But its raining so they're getting wet,
Water always dampens spirits,
Soon I hope they'll hit it.
They still haven't gone.

'Mister Skeith' I hear them calling,
And my jaw is definitely falling,
When I was their age,
I was most certaintly more sage.
Why haven't they left now?

I think I'll have to scare em,
It's my job I hear you calling.



BOO!

They've gone now.

The Night of All Hallows' Eve
by pastelwoodland

Don your costumes!
Collect your sweets!
Brew your spells!
And take to the streets!

The witching hour is upon us tonight
so beware the king werelupe.
Watch out for ghosts and goblins 
who are out to name you a dupe.

Neopians gather in the Haunted Woods
as the month of collecting comes to an end.
Spooky petpets run free amongst the trees
and the heavy fog begins to descend. 

Edna sells her potions at the base of her tower.
The spirit of Eliv Thade flies around his castle.
The brain tree wants his answers.
Your tasks will be far from facile.

So go quick, young Neopian!
The Deserted Fairground awaits.
Don’t get lost in Castle Nox,
for this night will decide your fate.

Halloween At The Deserted Fairground
by pepper_imp

Through a shade-like haze our scene is set,
roll up, roll up, through silhouettes
of Chias’ gaping mouths
and jagged Eyrie nests,
roll up, roll up, and place your bets.
If your aim is fair then at Leeroy’s lair
you might win yourself some handsome wares,
some more pleasing than others,
aesthetically speaking. Beware
the castle’s eerie glare, a villain 
of great renown lives there: 
they say the doors lie open wide
and all are welcome to look inside.
Suspicious, I think you will agree,
especially for a man like he,
a man of such iniquitous tendencies,
who revels in evil and debauchery.
The carnival is worth a visit, 
if you can bear to spare a minute
to give some clowns a kick or a quick hit,
and as always – avoid the pies.
Perhaps a little risk is more your scene,
I see as I say this the hint of a gleam 
in your eye which suggests I have been
outstandingly clever, and hence
I shall escort you to a game full of terror…
Oh yes, the fateful Wheel of Misfortune awaits,
on Halloween we must meet our fate…

BEWARE
by lil_mooni

The day turns dark
The moon shines bright
Watch where you tread
Don’t stray from the light

The Meowclops are out
The Gooples too
Waiting in the shadows
To trick or to treat you

Be sure to visit Krawk Island
For a Jelly Bean Pirate Chest
And I hear that Moltara’s
Molten Candy Apples are the best

On All Hallow’s Eve
Have fun and take care
And watch out for Meepits
They steal candy—BEWARE!


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