JHUDORA DAY SPECIAL

Celebrate Jhudora Day
by Treeword

Most young Neopets
Do idolize their favorite faerie,
But I am not into glitter
And glam, quite the contrary.

See, I revere the dark,
The faerie of the bluff
Who quells with power,
Without the girly fluff.

She is not the normal icon,
With dirty deeds abound,
But underneath the evil
A decency is found.

With scowl upon her lips,
Some do say she’s mean,
Without a care for others,
No pittance to be seen.

Yet, you have to admit,
She is full of cunning and wit,
So let’s recognize her character
(Even though there may be none),
On Jhudora Day, most of all,
Until the day is done.

My Prized Jhudora Potion Kit
by Sugarypixiestix2

As one of Jhudora's loyal fans,
I always admired her evil plans.
She is a true genius of misdeeds,
dark forces meet her many needs.

So I humbly pleaded at her feet
to tutor me in the art of deceit.
Looking at me with her evil eyes,
I saw in her a glint of surprise.

Not many have asked for her help,
at her sight Neopians often yelp,
which was supremely lucky for me,
being caught off guard by my plea.

Jhudora gifted me her potion kit,
ordering me to never ever lose it.
Complying with her sound command,
she told me I was free to stand.

Astonished by her act of goodwill,
my mind was full of total thrill.
Unable to hold in my anticipation,
or my potion-creating fascination.

In a flash I began experimenting,
with a will that wasn't relenting.
While stirring a potent compound,
its musk made me firmly profound.

Jhudora's Cream Cookies
by Dr_tomoe

Step right up and take a bite!
I'm sure you'll think they're great!
A fresh batch of Jhudora's Cream Cookies
from Storytelling Contest 598!

Much better then those other cookies,
these lumps of dough are the best!
Purple frosting and lumpy dough
and not at all poisonous*!

Made from the finest ingredients,
with all faerie elements,
ignore the horrible aroma --
they just need space to vent.

Give them a taste and you'll agree
that the flavor is beyond compare!
After all, who doesn't love the flavor
of ashes and despair?

So, pass on those lousy Illusen cookies.
Once you eat one, you can't stop!
They'll be just as tasty 
as her delicious lollypops!

*Poisonous effects could occur
to creatures good and pure.
If poison occurs, consult a doctor
and hope he has a cure.

Just Like Jhudora
by Trubiekatie

What do you think of my nails?
They’re made just likes hers!
To match Sarah and Daisy,
I’ll wear green and purple furs!

I’ve also donned a wig
With that sinister green stripe.
I got it for a bargain price --
It was a lucky item snipe!

From my closet I grab my shirt,
And the Jhudora's Bluff Background.
I’ve put on her famed eye shadow,
But alas, there is no foreground!

With Jhudoras Brush I’ll tame my hair,
Since this wig is not too kind.
The bangs are all in my face,
I can’t see... I’m totally blind!

I’ve read the books she’s written
And I think I know my stuff.
Now, I won’t be afraid
When I go visit her bluff.

Here’s to evil Jhudora!
That faerie I do admire.
I hope you recognize my fandom,
I find that you really do inspire!

From Jhudora To Illusen...
by Rielcz

Hello Illusen,
Have you spare Honey Potion?
Requi'ed for my spell.

-Jhudora


Jhudora my "friend,"
Anything for you, but what
Will you trade for it?

-Illusen


Trade? Don't be so tense.
Come on, help a sister out.
Give me the item!

-Jhudora


Remember last time?
I'll never see it again,
And all those injured...

-Illusen


Fine, you've made your point.
How about my potion kit?
Spellcast the RIGHT way!

-Jhudora


Why would I want that?
How about your bewitched ring?
I'll do good -- wreck it.

-Illusen


I can't give you that!
What about a wig instead?
I have marv'lous hair!

-Jhudora


You're too difficult.
How about your precious wand?
I could use that, too...

-Illusen


While having the Honey Potion'd make me glad
I suppose I really don't need it that bad. 

-Jhudora

Jhudora Bobblehead
by Chavo_guerrero

Such a small and pretty thing,
The Jhudora Bobblehead,
Yet still it's perfectly capable
Of filling you with dread.

Although it seems to smile,
There's a hint of malice there,
In its tiny bobbing head
With its creepy frozen stare.

This doll seems to be nodding,
Which Jhudora doesn't do.
She is really much more likely
To shake her head at you.

But even as its head bobs up,
Evil wings are still spread wide,
Perhaps it is just simply
Filled with wicked pride?

All I know for certain,
Is that it chills me to the bone.
I wouldn't like to spend my time
With the doll and I alone.

Jhudora's Fingernails
by Indulgences

I love these fingernails so much!
They're tinted neon green.
Their box is topped with purple wings,
The strangest ever seen.

I've planned my 'pet's Jhudora look.
She'll have Jhudora Wig.
She'll have a large Jhudora Kite,
A trinket that is big.

She'll have the bluff background for sure,
Adorned with purple mists.
And, last of all, the fingernails
On my 'pet's tiny fists!

Jhudora's Day is here at last!
I love my 'pet's new style!
If you are a Jhudora fan,
My 'pet will make you smile!

Swirled Jhudora Petit Four
by Jo_eccentric

Your sweetness lingers within my memory,
of sugar and cream you taste.
The different colours and fillings
with a creamy fruit-filled paste.

The swirl of purple here and there,
green is mixed within.
Everything is beaten together,
then the oven you are in.

For twenty minutes the heat will rise,
so rise, you shall, as well.
Out of the heat your sweetness comes...
the smell, oh! It is swell!

Fruit jams and thick creams,
the toppings are there for sure.
Rolled and rolled, a roll you become,
A Swirled Jhudora Petit Four.

A Chat With Jhudora
by Affluentflaw

You would not dare defy me
or step upon my toes.
Of my evil tricks and games --
everybody knows!

I live outside the city,
among the twisted trees.
A place where I can hide away
from pitiful mortal pleas.

Try my quest, but really?
I'll never let you pass!
The artefacts I truly seek
are well above your class!

I see you saw Illusen --
that goody-goody brat.
For your cursed traitory I
should turn you to a rat...

Or send you to a tower --
locked away from sight!
No one has the power to make
my wrongs turn right!

But, today, I'll give you pity
and let you run so free.
But if you call me soft or nice,
a Mortog you soon will be!

Now, leave my bluff you mortal!
Get out, get out, GET OUT!
Let me say, the most harmless thing
I'll ever do is shout.

Wand Of The Dark Faerie
by Flufflepuff

Legends speak of brutal wrath
She doles when she is failed.
Much fewer legends tell of gifts
That loyalty entails.

For only favored friends of hers,
The faerie clad in green
And purple, have the privilege
To gain what's rarely seen.

A cherished, battered wind-up rat,
A young Petpet that may
Bite. But only to the wise,
To those who won't betray

Will Jhudora think to give
A priceless artifact.
Only then will questers know
It isn't myth, but fact.

Jhudora's known for her cruel acts --
Not all of which are heard,
Yet she is true in this respect:
She always keeps her word.

At first, to every quester she
Entices with her gifts,
Just waiting for failure, a chance
To punish, rough and swift.

Few questers dare to startle her
By proving they can do
Whatever their austere mistress
So harshly tells them to.

Jhudora, on her craggy bluff
Can trust these quester friends
To wield what she once had herself,
For they'd stay 'til the end.

The wand's sheer strength is unequaled.
To wield it is a test
Of virtue and of sovereignty --
'Tis not what all do best.

But she won't care to warn her friends
About th' destructive power
Her wand contains and can inflict
In any day or hour.

Those who stay past her limit 
Of quests let her know
That, by giving her finest pow'r,
Darkness would only grow....