Kitchen Crazy By the11thwiseman

Oh Mumbo Pango, give them a break
You keep forcing them to bake, bake, bake!
You are hungry all hours of the night
You are hungry when it is bright!

But I have to give thanks
For leading me to the kitchen
At Mystery Island's bank,
For it is here that I find
A chef in a bind

Who asks me to help.
Things they need, as simple as Kelp
Or something odder... like Chewing Dung
But without you, this could not be done.

So on the other hand, Mr. Tiki God,
You are the greatest, for making me fetch Cod!
But before I am finished, let it be known...
That I only help for the new stats that are shown.

Me and My Neopet By Fudgie8888

My Neopet is hungry
He lives on soup you see,
He looks at me with lonely eyes
And asks, "Oh mum, why me?"

All his friends are joyful
Playing with their toys,
But my pet watches from the side
He holds no games or toys.

Dinner time is here
But me and my pet,
Walk slowly to the Soup Kitchen
It's all that we can get.

We spent our last 2 Neopoints
On a wish down at the Well,
My pet needs food and medicine
Why must he live in hell?

We try to play the Neogames
But fail every time,
So we're trying to earn some money
By writing this wee rhyme.

The Pant Devil By Chessydacat

I sighed and stepped into the arena
Against the Pant Devil himself
He laughed and laughed and said to me,
"You got be kidding yourself!"

I stepped in the arena
And I was struck hard
Into the wall I went
I slowly got up, out of air
And in more pain that I could bare

I dove at him, tangled in feathers
And his darkness gave me fear
But I overcame and beat him, I did
I was so glad I felt a tear

My owner was happy, he hugged me with joy
As the Pant Devil huffed away
I then was proud of what I did
I would never fight greater another day.

Shadow Usul By Diamond360k

Cute it may be, at times
But beware of the wrath
That carries this beast
Down your beaten path
To the shadows it will go
And be seen it will not
Look and the beast
Turns into a spot...
Of shadow on the wall,
Beneath the curtain in the hall
From the shadow's protection
She will craw hidden by the night
In the shadows she will lurk
As she slips past
Blending in, not going too fast
The Shadow Usul will take her time
To make sure the picking is at its prime
Being sure to watch the time
When she is through
As if nothing has happened
She slips out the window
And returns to her cabin.

Indecisive By Gabriel18

I've just been sitting here all day
Whittling the hours away
Because something's been bugging me;
Neocola and Achyfee.

Which one has the cooler name?
Do they really taste the same?
And do they make them out of lint?
Why don't they have a flavor "Mint"?

They say Neocola has more fiz
But Achyfee's cheaper on the Wiz
And Neocola's taste is strong
But Achyfee lasts twice as long!

And some say Neocola's bland,
Cuz there's only one type of can,
And Achyfee has many more,
But what are all the colors for?

And by now I'm really thirsty,
So Neocola or Achyfee?
Maybe I should take a break,
And just whip up a yummy shake.

Chocomato and Tangerine,
Salmon Swirl and Jelly Bean,
So many things for me to use!
I wonder which ones I should choose....