101 Negg Recipes By LiLqTaZnPiE

As we enter into a shop.
I looked at the shelves, and
Guess what I spotted at the top?!?
Oh boy! 101 Negg Recipies, won't that be cool?
I yelled, "I spotted it! I RULE!"
I stuck out my chest and beamed with pride.
I imagined my future 101 Neggs
And gleefully sighed.
As we walked back to our place,
I gave everyone my best haughty face.
Just then, I bumped into my friend Rose.
I whipped out my prize
And shoved it into her nose!
"Look what I have!
Look! Look!" I exclaimed.
She replied and she studied it,
"I can't complain!"
Once again, we continued back.
And when we reached home,
I grabbed my sack.
I rummaged and rummaged
Until I got ahold of my book.
I pulled it out and gave it a happy look.
My heart beat rapidly,
My owner could only stare.
I opened the book...
And it vanished into thin air!
I gasped in shock and tears ran down my face.
I spent 400 NP on that, what a disgrace!
My owner petted me
And added a sympathetic coo.
I sighed... welps, I guess some things
Are too good to be true!

Deckswabber Haikus By Velasco

Oh sneaky Techo,
I steal your precious treasure.
Now, poof! Disappear.

Fierce little Mynci,
You have color like eggplant
Your nose is a bean.

Just once have I met
The Kiko Pirate Captain.
He was my demise.

Hop back and forth through
So many many levels.
When will this game end?

I lure you into
The sharp iron cutlass.
Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!

I now swab Deck 5,
And the once-stupid Mynci
Is fast and cunning.

I dodge the cannon,
Zip between the buccaneers,
And grab the gold chest. (Woohoo!)

Finally the last
Square that I have to transform
Then the crate explodes.

I lead the Mynci
Into the iron cutlass.
Then comes the Techo.

The Song of the Mountain Korbats By Elanorg

We are the eternal power,
We are the wordless wings of the night,
The Mountain Korbats!

We swear to be loyal to our friends,
And to uphold the might of this order,
The Mountain Korbats!

You will never see us gliding through the trees'
But we will be there, watchful,
The Mountain Korbats!

Ancient Mages and upholders of good,
We will protect you,though you don't see us,
The Mountain Korbats!

Zagmort and Zagmost, father and son,
Leaders of us all,this clan,
The Mountain Korbats!

I Sit And Watch As The People Walk By
By Chibi_keroppi

I sit and watch as the people walk by
I'm not getting adopted why oh why?
They leave me without a wave or a smile
But, I have been here for quite a while...

Today I saw one adopted pet
And suddenly my eyes grew wet...
I watch in jealousy and sadness, too
Why oh why did it have to be you!

I still wait here for someone to take me home
Where I have a lot of room to explore and roam
And I still sit here like a bump on a log
And I still believe that I'm a good Moehog

So will you please take me home today?
Think it over, come one... what do you say?

Tug-O-War By Soichiro_x

Tug, tug, pull!
Tapping the keys like wildfire,
Struggling to keep your balance.
Who would emerge victorious?

Tug, tug, pull!
Chanting filled in the air,
Words of curses from both ends.
Why can�t ??? just fall into the river?

Tug, tug, pull!
Just who is this mysterious Jetsam?
He plays tough and never seem to tire,
Are you going to be defeated in his hands?

Tug, tug, pull!
The match never seem to end.
The Jetsam grins evily
And chants the curse at you,
You never want to fall
But who will be the winner?

For awhile your hopes were dashed,
And with a final effort you gave a hard pull.
Your opponent falls with a loud splash,
The Chia raises the flag in your favour.