Snowmuncher
By Neomaniac1603

With a start of the time he starts to munch,
A big block of snow is soon to be his lunch!
His belly grows bigger
But his determination stays strong,
*BURP* belches the little Polarchuck
As he sips the Bloat-B-Gone.

Collecting the green gems
On the way to the end,
Oh no! What was that?
A snow wurm is released!

It squiggles and squirms as it gets closer,
Its screeching so deafening
That Dieter shivers in fright.

One more bite and he'll be at his goal,
But a piece of mud blocks him
From the finishing hole.

He takes a mighty chomp
And devours the mud,
For nothing will stop
This determined Polarchuck,
Not even dirt!

A Little White Weewoo
By Superstar572

Listen, listen, do you hear the cry?
Of the little white Weewoo,
Who soars in the sky.
Once he was a tale
Told by the fireside,
A legend by nature,
A thing reality can't abide
Explorers tried to hunt him down.
But never was he found.
Children would whisper his name.
Never were his tales the same.

Now he and his kind
Are easy to find.
No longer does he lurk in the dark,
For his white feathers are easy to mark.
And so the tales fade
And as the little white Weewoo
Rests in the shade,
Does he ponder
At his past of wonder?
Does he long
For the awe they used to feel
At his haunting song?
Will he wait forever for his glory?
How might end his story?

Listen, listen... do you hear him sigh?
Where he soars in the blue sky.

The Battle of the Fungus Balls
By Gigabit12163

Hiding behind the Stone Age wall,
Hoping to avoid a fungus ball,
Moving along to find the star,
Leading to the finish line, which is oh so far.

Creeping out from a hiding state,
Unaware of his own fate,
Slowly crawling to the key,
But whether he'll reach it is a mystery.

At a quick and stealthy pace,
And a serious looking face,
The Chomby grabs the star of gold,
And the rolling stops from the balls of mold.

Now to the exit, the Chomby must go,
Left and right, high and low,
Avoiding everything he sees in sight,
Not wanting to put up a fight.

The fungus balls begin to grin,
Knowing that the Chomby will not win,
But with a blink of an eye, they stop,
Noticing that the Chomby
Is almost at the goal at the top.

"Just a few more steps," says the Neopet.
"The exit is near, I cannot fret."
The Chomby keeps on running,
Not looking back.
But, before he knows it... WHACK!

The fungus balls have defeated
The Chomby on level 10,
And now it's time for him
To start all over again.

Faerie Haiku Generator
By Hedwiglovesquidditch

Irridesecent wings
Fyora the Faerie Queen
Will rule forever

Dark clouds fill the sky
Jhudora forces her way
Evil on her side

Parties, festivals
Jhuidah will cater them all
With her Cooking Pot

Artistic and wise
Negg Faerie works endlessly
Creating new neggs

Wings, clipped and tattered
Grey Faerie full of sadness
On her knees she falls

Healing the unwell
Always praise Water Faerie
Kindness in her heart

Sunlight breaking through
Warmth takes over suddenly
Faerie of Light beams

Nurturing, caring
Great keeper of the forest
Earth Faerie, live on!

The Wheel of Monotony
By Dreagoddess

If there's time, just take a spin
Never know what you could win.
A rare gift or cash instead,
Or get hit upon the head!

Never stopping for a rest
"Just stop spinning!" is my request.
What takes so long, what's in there?
Just make me a millionaire!

Spin, Wheel of Monotony!
Will you bring me more NP's?
I want something for my store
But I'm getting really bored!

Maybe I should read a book,
Every hour take a look.
That sure beats just sitting here
Slowly getting bored to tears!

I'll sit here, I've got the time
To make up this silly rhyme.
While the Wheel keeps spinning on,
I'll be fighting back a yawn.

Then I see it start to slow.
Cross your fingers and your toes!
Something good or just a dud?
Don't crush my hopes into mud!

It's still going, won't it stop?
What will end up on the top?
There's so much that it could be.
Oh, the possibilities!

Riches beyond all your dreams,
Scary things to make you scream.
You could wind up in the Lair
of the Cave Beast, so take care!

But I just may never learn
What my patience here could earn.
By the time it hits the peak,
I'll be curled up, fast asleep!