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Swashbuckling Academy By Taytochip

If yer pet needs some training,
stay calm and don't fret.
The Academy can teach,
and train yer pet.

If yer looking fer a place,
where a pet does what it wishes.
(Keep in mind that if it misbehaves,
it's fed to the fishes.)
The Academy is the place fer you,
not the Island Training School.
The Academy trains yer pet to the maximum,
without all the boring, demanding rules.

Whether yer pet's a Sea Urchin or Cap'n,
they're taught in the same great way.
The lazy un's are treated reasonably,
we make those slackers pay.

Know the level of yer pet,
and know the number of hours.
And we'll straighten out,
all those quaking cowards.

Just hand over the dubloons,
before the training begins.
And be sure to recommend,
the Academy to yer kins.
Whether yer pet needs to improve,
or just needs a little discipline.
Head on down to Swashbuckling Academy,
where have ya been?!

Cybunny Carnival By Mushulitldragon

Cotton candy, candy apples,
Lots of sugary treats.
Rides and games, so many things
To entertain the sweet.
Jugglers, clowns and tight-rope walkers,
Oh! the sights to see.
Our Pets will be so overjoyed
With all the festivities.

The Cybunnys have been planning,
All year long indeed.
What new things will they bring this day,
That all of us think we'll need?
What new confections have they made
To satisfy our palate?
Better start saving now and fatten up our wallet.

I hope no one gets too close
To that candy apple machine.
I really don't want an eyeball staring back at me.
Maybe they will have some funnelbunny cake.
I just can't wait to see
The things the Cybunnys will make.

Maybe they will even have
Some Cybunny carrot tea.
Or wonderful new slushies all for you and me.
An Easter negg or 2 or 3,
The kind with stuff inside.
Those really are the best, I love to get a prize.

And the games.
Oh, the games!
They'll be so much fun to play!
What wonderful new items will I win this day.

Perhaps a jester's hat from the jugglers we'll see.
Or a special little pin to mark this fantastic scene.
I'd like to ride the ferris wheel
And all the other rides too.
But no matter what the day will bring
There'll be many things to do.

Cybunny! Cybunny! Burning bright By Serra49

Cybunny! Cybunny! Burning bright
In the Haunted Forest's light
What brave artist dared create
Thy tender paws, thy fur ornate?

What mad genius framed thy parts?
Who filled thy collar full of hearts?
Who made thy tail as soft as mink?
And brushed thy features rosy pink?

Which member of the Neoteam
Did look upon their work, and beam?
Who did grin, and bid thee wield
Cybunny helmet, sword and shield?

Cybunny! Cybunny! Burning bright!
In the Haunted Forest's light
What brave artist dared create
Thy tender paws, thy fur ornate?

Cybunny Day! By Jinsusie

It’s Cybunny Day!
Come out and play!
Brand new surprises!
Cybunny count rises!
New painted looks!
Super rare books!
Cybunny shaped cakes!
Carrot flavored shakes!
New Cybunny dolls!
Flooding the malls!
Strange new potions!
Will cause commotions!
View Cybunny pics!
Add poems to the mix!
Easter Cybunny’s here!
All come and revere!
Giving neggs and laughs!
While signing autographs!
Watch Cybunnys fight!
With new moves and might!
Sit under the shade!
Watch Cybunnys parade!
So many Cybunnys!
The fun will never cease!
So adopt one today!
Cause it’s Cybunny Day!

The Sakhmet King By Myles_man

Frolicking around in the hot yellow sand
Were two young lupes, one named Coltzan.
Oh, young Coltzan was the generous type;
He tried not to get caught up in the hype.
For this young lupe, so young, immature,
Would go on to be the greatest of all.

With a kind heart and giving soul,
He searched for the infamous Lost Scroll.
Rising up through the rank of the land,
Was the brave and courageous Prince Coltzan.
And the day came when he would be crowned,
Without dismay from the mesmerised crowd.

And it was he, who without any remorse
Became the leader of the Lost Desert force.
And as the greatest Sakhmetian King,
He led his fine land through thick and thin.
He defeated a Monocerous with his bare paws
And carried on leading with the most noble cause.

Not even Evil Scorchios could stop his might;
He took a whole swarm in a risky fight.
But his reign didn't last forever and all,
The Great Warrior King at last took a fall.
The 'Defender of the Downtrodden'
Was finally gone,
And all Sakhmetians, his death did they mourn.

A shrine was built to honour his days,
But all of a sudden, Sakhmet was in craze;
For Malkus Vile had stolen the crown,
So a search began through Usurper town.
And yes, the crown was returned to its spot;
In a golden shrine in the sand so hot.



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