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Can one even imagine the number "trillion"?
It's a thousand billions or a million millions;
It's a number so large, so huge, so great
That it boggles the mind to contemplate.
Are there a trillion stars beyond Kreludor?
Or grains of sand on Krawk Island's shore?
Could the clouds hold a trillion water drops?
Who could count them as they fall and plop?
"One trillion" is the stuff of dreams,
Like Scarabs and Potions and Attack Peas;
The things you'll never hold in your hands,
It's a number too inscrutable to understand.
One can only smile and stipulate
That one trillion would be hard to calculate.
One can agree it would take a lifetime to count
And not truly comprehend the immense amount.
And so one trillion must be recognised
As an accomplishment of prodigious size.
One trillion is a total so epic and vast,
It is rarely equalled, more rarely surpassed.
One is truly awed by the joyful news
That Neopets has hit one trillion pageviews,
And while I may not quite fathom one trillion,
I will shout out "trillion for the win"!
A trillion pageviews
Come and gone.
A trillion times
To oooh and fawn.
So now it's time to party,
Stay up late, to see the dawn!
Oh, that party was a madhouse,
With auctions galore.
A Draik Egg here, an MP there,
But, oh wait, there was more!
Scarabs and a TCG,
Oh, peas, and a dolly to adore!
Sadly, I failed the auctions,
For no bid could I place.
I missed the Grey Draik MP
And MSPP left egg on my face.
I tried for the One Minute Pea,
But alas, I couldn't win that race.
In Trades I set up camp,
Sure that there would be luck.
I bid on that Pirate Krawk MP,
And waited with an anxious stomach.
But it wasn't mine, and neither was
The M-skull that left me awestruck.
Oh, I didn't win a Meowclops,
An Acara Trans, or a paint brush.
I won no eggs or peas,
Or foreground with flowers lush.
But I bid and bid and bid,
And with anxiety felt my face flush.
But when the last lot went up,
I knew I'd win that sphere!
Odial Sphere, you will be mine --
And so I bid with no fear.
I even planned how I would spend
My funds for the next full year!
Alas, I got that horrid message --
TrillionFTW has accepted another bid!
But I refused to blush or grit my teeth,
Or let tears prick my eyelid.
Though I walked away with empty hands,
We all still had some fun (BD chat forbid).
And though we lost a lot of sleep
Over items that were not ours to keep,
We do thank TNT for the give-away
And for the opportunity to play.
And, yes, when all is said and done...
A trillion page views was... great fun.
Refresh, Refresh, Refresh!
From the very first pageview that started the site,
The refreshes to make sure things were all right.
When that first Green Apple hit the shops,
The refreshes to hope that it restocks.
When the first auctions went up to much glee,
The refreshes to watch who the winner would be.
When Trading Post started with its 20 recent trades,
The refreshes to see if you could find an upgrade.
So many reasons to want to see a new page,
A slew of posts on the forums that engage.
Waiting for contests to post or the news to update,
We'll all refresh faster if it's even one minute late.
And now marks an occasion 11 years in the making,
When that refresh button is quite close to breaking.
A trillion pageviews have finally passed by,
The magical occasion you cannot deny.
You've let us celebrate in our own special way,
Giving out expensive items like it was payday.
Through auctions and trades, fun went on and on,
Ending in Odial Sphere to surprise everyone.
Thank you for giving us that great event
And entertaining us all this time without relent.
Here's to another trillion pageviews in no time flat,
We'll all be ready again to celebrate that!
A Trillion Images of Neopets
A trillion pictures flashing by,
Delight in every image seen,
A visual barrage!
Pets transforming, changing fast,
Zafara, switches fast.
Old snaps of Terror Mountain Plot,
The time has just rushed past!
A Rainbow Pool that grew and grew,
Paint brush collection grew!
Now Swamp Gas or Robot pets?
A long way from plain blue!
We've seen a plot or ten fly by,
Tyrannia was found.
Moltara lingered all along,
But far, far underground.
Altador's most famous cup,
More matches now, we've played!
(And still poor Faerieland, those fans,
Do leave contest dismayed!)
We saw the cove where smugglers dwell,
Stock treasures all did seek.
We saw a beast enslave Grundos,
His name we shall not speak!
Snowager and Tarla's gifts,
Faerieland doth crash!
Across the sea to Shenkuu fair,
A ship did rock and dash!
Contests keep on rolling out,
The Times? Still number one!
So join us in Neopia,
For trillions' worth of fun!
A Trillion Views
A trillion views, a wonderful number it's been,
TNT released a generous code for all to redeem,
Giving us the laboratory map of our dreams.
TrillionFTW was their account,
Deflating more expensive items than I can count,
By auctioning out amazing things at great discount!
For those who couldn't win an auction,
TNT provided them with another option.
The Trading Post gave all a chance
To join in the trillion celebratory dance.
What a wonderful week it's been;
I don't even know just where to begin.
It's a pity it had to pass,
But in our memories it will forever last.
So thank you to the Neopets Team,
For making such a magnificent scheme!
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