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MYNCI DAY SPECIAL
Lock Up Your Bananas!
They're mischievous dears,
Curly tailed with big ears,
Neopia's tree dwelling clan.
They've had a taste for bananas,
(Report Mystery Island farmers)
Since civilisation began.
They just can't get enough...
Of that sweet yellow stuff,
Just the smell can drive them wild!
So don't get complacent...
About your bananas' displacement,
It's like taking candy from a child.
Agile and clever,
The Mynci will endeavour,
To part you from your bendy fruit.
He'll create a distraction,
And amidst all the action--
Run off with his tropical loot!
So here is a warning,
Be it evening or morning,
There are sure to be Myncies at play.
So take my advice,
Don't consider it twice...
Just lock up your banana today!
Hubert Hogs the Hot Dogs
At last, Mynci Day is here,
The best, greatest time of the year,
And with Mynci Day, you can bet anyway
That Hubert will be selling his best dogs today!
There's bacon deluxe, banana yogurt,
And the grape jam, too
Big beefy dog, chili cheese,
And one that's unusually blue...
There's healthy grass dog,
And an ice cream sundae,
And hot dog with onions, as well!
Mayo hot dog, pickle hot dog,
My, what will Hubert sell?
Taco dog, triple dog,
And a hot dog on a wheat bun,
Ant eaten dog, spotted dog,
Even a diamond one!
There's a frozen hot dog, a mummified one,
(Though I think you will find it quite old)
A tigersquash dog, a seafarer's dog,
And a chocolate dog to be sold!
With so many choices, you'll get quite confused,
With picking which great hot dog,
But, I'm sure; it won't be too hard,
For Hubert will probably hog!
The Mynci Life
Deep, deep, in the jungles of Mystery Island
Live a happy group of Myncies, a merry little band
Jumping through the jungle canopy,
Living as only Myncies can
Munching bananas and working on their tans.
No worries, no troubles--
That's how Myncies are
Everyone can hear their
Happy chatter near and far
Nasty Lupes might try
To catch one for a quick snack
But the Myncies simply use
Their nana-chucks and give them a whack!
Cart wheels, flips, handstands, jumps and more
All these acrobatics can be seen by the score
None can top their skill in the trees
They can even beat
The nimble Usuls to their kness!
And every so often, near deep jungle pools
The Myncies play their favorite game
Which is really quite cool
Beach Volleyball is the name,
And it's really a blast
Knocking the ball over the net--
Boy, are those Myncies fast!
So if you're ever on Mystery Island,
Bored out of your mind
Head for the jungles for a party
That's one of a kind
The Myncies love a good time,
And love when visitors come by
They'll throw you a party, and that's no lie!
Two Rings Warlock
A quest of mystery unfolds a creature
A Mynci in nature but a warlock in feature
Through your Neoquest you may meet this
Mynci of magic, his spells never miss
A deadly spellcaster, with few if any foes
So few because he fills them with dread and woes
With the merest look
An enemy can be transformed
Into pile of ashes or a creature deformed
Do not meddle in this Mynci's way
If he becomes upset it could be your last day
So powerful and mal-tempered, a scary match
With new devious plans ready to hatch
The Two Rings Warlock, master of magic
To reduce you to nothing or make you deadly sick
Would be nothing to him but a wave of the hand
So keep away from his every path or stand!
Why Myncies Shouldn't Play Tricks
Rupert the Mynci played tricks on his friends.
Buckets and mousetraps--the list never ends.
One moment you'd be lying happy in bed
the next you'd have syrup tipped over your head!
At this very moment he's hanging around,
thinking up tricks to amaze and astound
with squirt-guns, spiders and buckets on doors
custard and trapdoors and monsters in drawers!
One day however, his luck did change.
Tiny things happened that seemed very strange!
He woke up that morning
with Slorgs in his sheets,
then glue was spread over the toilet seat.
As soon as young Rupert arrived at school,
he slipped and fell into the swimming pool!
His lunch was replaced by a pair of old gloves
and a bucket of water was tipped from above.
While walking home, a bedraggled mess
a faerie came up to him to confess.
"I'm sorry, young Rupert," she started to say,
"But you needed to learn that this isn't okay.
There's a time to have fun and a time to be kind,
If you start being nicer,
more friends you will find!"
Little Rupert agreed,
All these pranks made him wise.
Being laughed at and picked on
Just wasn't that nice.
From then on this Mynci has changed such a lot.
You'll not see him scheme and he never will plot.
Hey, how come Rupert is hiding over there?
Oh no, there's a
whoopee cushion under your chair!
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