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Rare Item Codes By Saddlehag

I go to Grundo's Warehouse
Full of anticipation
And flip on my Caps Lock.
Slowly, I enter the first five letters.
Lightly, I tap the dash
And enter the last five with care.

I look at my code again
And cautiously double check my entry.
I stop and take a big breath.
Deliberately,
And with trepidation,
I punch "Enter the Code."
I close my eyes
And hope for the best....

Whack a Beast By Geminiraindance

The hammer rises above my head!
Comes soaring down with violent dread!
And smashes me around the face!
Again, again at frightening pace!
What have I done to deserve such torture?
Stealing? Abusing? Manslaughter?
The answer my dear pets is... NONE!
I have not, in fact, committed one!
But still, because my face is vile
And my looks may bring up bile
I'm treated as a lesser being
So my emotions are a lesser feeling!
Bashing my brains out is so injust!
So why is it your creature's sole lust?
Yes, you earn NP which can buy a feast
So, go on, then... and Whack a Beast!

Ode to Bob By Aiyumi

I bite and claw and rip through him,
For strength and speed and defence,
And Bob, poor Bob, I torture him,
He doesn't take offence.

Though he whines and whimpers,
We know Bob is very strong,
That's why I've been fighting him
For so very long.

I don't expect to win, you see...
I've been fighting for a week.
Bob has nary a scratch on him,
While my muscles tweak.

Bob wouldn't hurt us,
Though not friend, but foe.
Bob loves to fight with our pets!
(He even told me so)

So Bob, I must salute you,
And Bob, I must be wary,
For Bob, you are the toughest competitor,
Although you are not scary.

Bob, dear Bob,
I wish to be friends,
But I'll only see you in a fight!
So I guess I'll sit at my computer screen,
for a few more sleepless nights.

Shadow Usul By Kaupu

Through the shadows,
Up the wall
The night is quiet,
No sound at all
Each little Chia
Is home in bed
Afraid of what
His little friends said
Each night when
The moon is large and full
That is the time
Of the Shadow Usul

Hide under your covers,
Hold your teddy tight
The moon may be full,
But there is no light
It's so dark outside,
You can't see far
There isn't a twinkle,
Not even a star
Suddenly the Usul
Hops off of its perch
Now is the time,
To stalk and to search
The clouds blocked the moon,
This is no good
Why didn’t you stay home,
Like a good Neopet should?

A block from your house,
A bush starts to rustle
Your spine feels tingly,
You decided to hustle
But your path is broken,
When you slip and fall
Something has jumped off
Your neighbor's wall
It sat down and watched you,
As you backed away
It looks like a cat,
But it won’t want to play
Its eyes are as luminous
As a lantern is bright
"What will it do to me?"
You think in fright
You don't want to
Stick around and find out
You get up and run,
Afraid to shout

Your house looms
In front of you,
You're finally there
This night must be over,
It gave you a scare
You run through the door,
And then you lock it
You let out a sigh
And drop your key in your pocket
As you stretch and yawn,
You head to the couch
You sit down, and hop up
And let out an, "Ouch!"
Apparently, your favorite seat is full
By a black, shadowy, and angry Usul...

Mutants By Kailey8816

Ever since it happened
Nothing's been the same
People give me glaring looks
No one thinks I'm tame

My owner is appalled
My friends won't play with me
Please help me get back
To how I used to be

I am not a mutant
Once you've seen my heart
Giving me those looks
Breaks my soul apart

So please do not abandon us
We have no one to hurt
Just help me get better
And I will love you forever!



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