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Faerie Wonderclaw Machine Woe
I see the new items
And my eyes start to shine.
My mouth is gaped open;
The things must be mine!
Golden Shimmer Cape --
So delicate and wispy.
I start to tear up,
Eyes are a bit misty.
Magical Golden Markings
Are just as gorgeous!
My 'pet would look like
A Lost Desert goddess!
Sparkling Sheer Wings should
Adorn my 'pet's fur.
They are so darn perfect,
Wouldn't you concur?
Flowing Floral Dress has
The right purple colour.
It matches my 'pet's wig,
It's unlike any other!
I need these new items,
To dress up my 'pet.
But, alas, I've no Neocash.
Items I can't get.
What if the stars fell to the ground?
What if all Spardels were locked in a pound?
What if Kreludor fell into a lake?
What if you swallowed a big dirt cake?
What if Dr. Sloth had an army of Warfs?
What if the Forgotten Shore had 101 parts?
What if all Pteris had metallic beaks?
What if Brucey B took down Neopia's peaks?
What if JubJubs had 52 feet?
What will happen if two Crystacats meet?
What if Blumaroo Steak was very nutritious?
What if Reptilliors were not all that vicious?
But, of course, the stars will never fall.
They will stay in the sky for once and for all.
Everything will be as it is... wow.
Well, at least it will be, for now.
Eating All Of My Neopoints
My dear Xweetok, must you eat so much?
I've fed you Baked Juppie
And the finest Baklava,
Tea Biscuits, Slorg Biscuits,
A Black Currant Jelly Hot Dog.
I try to feed you the most expensive cuisine,
The confectionaries you truly deserve,
After all, my wonderful Xweetok,
You're a beloved pet,
But all the eating you do is quite absurd!
Soon you'll have to settle for a Plain Omelette, Scotch Egg, or even Toe Nail Soup! Bleh!
What I'm saying, my sweet Xweetok,
Is maybe you should learn some moderation...
With all the food you eat,
You may gain five pounds by just next week!
Also, if I have no Neopoints,
I could never afford that
Battle Faerie Usuki doll that you really desire.
My chubby little Xweetok,
I hate to douse your fire,
But please mind your figure,
Self control is a strength well-desired.
I tear open the letter,
expecting mirth and joy.
What I wasn't expecting
makes me feel like a useless toy.
"We're very sorry," TNT says,
"But we had too many entries.
However, we have good news:
You can try again next week!"
I shake my head sadly
and toss the letter on the floor.
The feeling I am experiencing
makes me feel like I got hit by a door.
Rejection happens to everyone --
big, small, young, old.
It's horrible to some, to most,
but it's good for a few, I'm told.
People dislike it when they
are rejected, or don't win.
It makes your head throb like crazy,
your heart feel like tin.
But don't just sit around and wait
for another person to laugh.
Take some action, reenter,
and you'll be on the right path!
I followed my advice right after
and imagine, to my surprise,
an acceptance letter from TNT
passed before my eyes!
I giggled, laughed, gazed at my prize
with happiness, joy, and glee.
I knew acceptance was good,
but it's actually good times three!
Altador Cup Indecision
The Altador Cup is coming up!
I don't know what to do.
I have to choose a team to join,
but should I stay loyal or join someone new?
Every team has their own merits
and their own drawbacks, too.
I could take a risk on a young team
or support a team that's tried and true.
One option is Tyrannia,
who took home the Cup last year.
But perhaps Moltara, last year's last place,
will, this year, kick it into high gear.
I could pick a team from a smaller land
such as Roo Island or Kiko Lake,
or a large land like Mystery Island
certainly couldn't be a mistake.
Maybe I should go with a powerhouse!
Darigan Citadel usually does well.
But I look much better in the red and blue
of their arch-rivals: Meridell.
The pirates are also a possible choice.
I'd probably like having an earring.
The team from Krawk Island is often strong,
so for them I'd be happy cheering.
I'll think of it this way: my favorite player
is Mirsha Grelinek of Shenkuu.
I could support that Gnorbu's team
onto a win that's overdue.
Or maybe my focus is on the wrong game.
There's more to the AC than Yooyuball.
Shootout Showdown is one of my favorite games
and in that game, Virtupets rises above all.
But Make Some Noise is a fun game
to help my team to victory.
Maraqua is a team with a lot of fans;
joining my voice to theirs
might help them make history.
Another choice would be Kreludor,
a team recovering from the Winner's Curse.
But is the curse even real?
Perhaps that team just got worse!
There's still so many good options left,
like Haunted Woods or Lost Desert.
Either one would be a good motivator
and benefit from extra effort I exert.
I could opt for a team like Terror Mountain
that's known for good sportsmanship.
Qualities like playing well with others
are more important than any championship.
But everyone loves an underdog,
so Brightvale could be a good choice.
If they were to come from behind and win,
as they often do, I couldn't help but rejoice!
Although, Faerieland is also underrated,
and they're a team that never gives up!
If I were to join that team and help,
maybe they could take home the Cup!
But there's one team I can't possibly forget,
the team that started it all,
if I were to join Team Altador
my impact surely would not be small.
Or maybe there will be a new team this year.
Lutari Island? Neopia Central? Jelly World?!?
Perhaps it is too early to decide
before I know what events will be unfurled.
Though clearly I won't know how to decide,
I'm still uncertain after this grand tour.
Every team has something going for them.
How will I ever be sure?
You might think this wouldn't be difficult,
but look at it from my point of view --
I'm simply trying to find a team to love.
What to do? What to do? What to do....
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