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Klutz in the Gym
I walked into Grundo's Gym
decided to get in shape
to become a famous trainer
and make my own exercise tape.
"Ok, lets get started then."
said the strong Grundo to me
but as soon as I hit the track
I fell and hurt my knee.
I decided to try something else
and ran to the treadmill in a hustle
wise words came out of Grundo:
"Not so fast, you'll pull a muscle!"
I felt the pain right away
and screamed: "OW! My leg!"
"If you don't give up just yet", Grundo said
"I might even give you a Negg!"
Motivated, I hopped on the stepper
I did good, though it was rough
but I managed to keep the pace
and Grundo smiled "Hey, looking buff!"
The curls were not so hard
and I kept a very good pace
unfortunately I had to stop
cause I hit myself in the face...
I was going to lift some weights
but Grundo stopped me cause he knew
"A klutz like you in my gym?!
Off to the juice bar with you!"
In the Lair of the Monocerous
The bones lay a jumble,
A disturbed ghost
In the Cavern of Fear and Gloom.
The spirit of darkness,
An evil gaze, a burning inferno,
Hypnotizing to the eye.
The creature roared,
It's paralyzing boom terrifying those around.
We race out, shaking and pale,
BEWARE THE MONOCEROUS!!!
Joys of Flight
Feeling the wind beneath my wings,
Snatching at pieces of floating cloud,
Scaring the birds as I fly by,
Nothing can compare to the joy of flight!
I pity those,
Who are flightless,
Who are not Shoyrus or Scorchios,
Who are not Fearie painted,
I pity them all!
I leave all of my woes behind,
Back on the ground I mean.
Swooping and diving like a hawk,
I'm kinda making a scene!
People are staring,
At my artful twisting and spinning.
I'm not embarrassed,
They're just jealous!
This is my first time up,
And I'm loving every minute!
My only worry is...
Wait a second!
How do I get down?!
The Giant Omelette Thief
"Today's the day," I said with a sigh.
Ever since I could remember,
I'd been saving up my own shares
from the Giant Omelette.
Why you ask?
Well, it had always been a dream of mine
to feed the poor, hungry creatures
of Mystery Island.
And today I'd reached my goal
of collecting 20 slices!
I sat on the shore of Tyrannia,
and patiently waited
for my boat ride to arrive.
Feeling a bit hungry,
I decided to take a small bite from an Omelette.
To make the time go by faster, I began to read.
It was only a few minutes later
that I noticed the Neopet beside me
eating from the bag filled with Omelettes!
At first I was stunned, but then grew angry.
In order to show him
that I was the owner of the bag,
I began to take my share and eat them.
SURELY he'd notice they were MINE by then!
Instead, he continued eating
as if everything were fine.
Completely filled with rage,
I hadn't notice the supply begin to fall.
I was about to take another Omelette
when I noticed the stranger look at me.
In his hand was an Omelette,
and in the bag were none!
He had the last Omelette!
MY last Omelette!
I looked back at him
wondering what he'd do.
What he did was this;
He took the Omelette,
and broke it in two.
I snatched my half,
then gave him and awful look.
The "thief" smiled at me nervously,
then made his leave.
I sat on the shore
feeling completely insulted.
Never in my life had I met anyone so rude.
Trying to forget what had just happened,
I opened my purse
to fish out my now nearly forgotten book.
Just then appeared a bag of Omelettes!
"Wait a minute, if my bag is here,"
I said with a moan,
"Then--those were... HIS!"
The True Survivors
I log in one morning
and my heart stops.
And items, none.
I pray that, maybe, it's just a bug...
But it's not
The hackers stole everything
More precious to me than all the items in Neopia
I smile, despite my sadness, and whisper
"We'll get through this... together."
I enter every contest
Play every game
Yet I still only have 300 NP.
My pets look up to me, I can see their pain.
We go to the Soup Faerie
and then the Healing Springs
I know we'll make it!
We'll pull through!
'Cause we're the true Survivors...
My pets and I
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