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The Greeble's Revenge
The little Greeble hopped along,
as quick as he could be,
to a place of cocoa and sugar sweets,
a chocolate factory.
As he hopped he could not help,
but to dwell on the day's events.
His brother Charlie, gobbled up,
by a Grarrl with ill intent.
He called out his order as he opened the door,
he had no time to waste.
For sweet revenge was all that he
had the time to taste.
He held the cookie to his mouth,
"This is for Charlie," he said.
For today he would get his revenge,
by eating a Grarrl instead.
I look upon the cobwebs
Of my once cherished life,
The time when I was foolish,
Untainted by this strife.
I only had one dream, one solitary goal,
But that dream led to horror,
And now horror is my role.
They speak of me in hushed voices,
The girl who was too vain,
The woebegone Acara
Whose sense of pride was slain,
When a specter of a woman
Offered her the world.
She accepted in that instant,
And the chaos unfurled.
The poor girl was thrust
Into a wraithlike terrain,
Never to return to real life again.
Her heart was wrought with a myriad of woes,
All because she wished to be pretty as a rose.
She was told that one thing
Would save her from eternal torment:
She must pass the curse along,
Or she would have to relent
To the malevolent beings
That carried out that same task.
And thus, the girl put on the mask.
She never wished to;
It was all the crone’s fault
You must take the Vira’s mission
With a grain of salt.
I never meant to cause you harm;
I mean, it’s you or me,
And I have others to charm.
How To Train
Dubloons and Neggs and codestones,
Are all useful tools
For training up a Neopet,
But you must learn the rules.
Each training session will cost you,
Depending on your stats,
And if you'd like to practise
On sand or bamboo mats.
In Krawk Island they accept dubloons
For Captain Threelegs wise regard,
But Mystery Island will take from you
Some codestones -- paying's hard!
If neither is your cup of tea,
You can grow strong another way --
Feed your 'pet with special Neggs,
Every single day!
Another thing that you could do
Is solve a faerie quest,
She'll reward the 'pet with yet more stats;
The Battle Faerie's best!
The final way's my favourite, though,
The Lab Ray helps you out,
But what it gives is random,
The whole thing's full of doubt.
But personally, I like to use
All of these swell ways,
And if I've learned anything at all,
It's that training really pays!
Don't Get A Flerper Upset
Do not provoke a Flerper's wrath,
Its anger is hard to dispel.
Lest your Petpet turn its back
On you, and won't treat you well.
It makes no sense, to some degree --
A Robot Petpet cares for plants.
The Island Flerper cares more so,
Wearing a leaf wreath, he'll prance.
Island Flerper's regard for life
Is stronger than its normal self.
Corresponding to that trait,
Is its grudge, increased as well.
With the flower on his head,
He'll make his plant-stepping master sneeze
Uncontrollably at best.
For him, revenge is quite a breeze.
An Island Flerper, when upset,
Can use the leaves around its neck
To make the guilty trampler itch
And be a messy, itchy wreck.
Do not provoke a Flerper's wrath
By letting inn'cent plants get hurt.
But even Island Flerpers are
Appeased by new plants in the dirt.
"Welcome to my home..."
She says slyly with a smile.
It's an item she'll be wanting
And you won't have a long while.
"Where is my Simple Blue Chair?"
She questions with a sneer.
You know it was a mistake
To show up empty-handed here.
"I don't have all day,"
She snorts impatiently.
Maybe this green chair will do,
Surely it can't hurt to see?
"HOW DARE YOU LIE TO ME?!?"
This roar fills up the sky.
You duck and shield your ears
As her fury rages by.
"HURRY UP!" she turns and vanishes
As you scuttle down below.
You'd best return with what she asks,
Lest her REAL anger show.
Ten minutes pass and you return
With her quest item in tow.
I think you'd better go...
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