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An Ode To Ye Olde Coffee Shoppe
If you are feeling cold and blue,
then Spironut is the drink for you.
A Kaubuggle Mocha is a fruity pick me up,
just come down to Ye Olde Coffee Shoppe
and grab a cup.
Earl Grey Tea is modest enough,
none of that frappe cappa fluff.
The old House Blend
full calories and whipped cream,
weevils and coffee?
No it's not a dream!
It's in ye old coffee cup,
just come on down, it will pick you up.
Tigersquash a soft spot?
It's one thing that isn't in a pot.
There's ice cream and buns,
all complete with stripes.
When you've got Tigersquash
who needs truffles and tripes?
So many yummy blends to fill you till you drop
it's all down at Ye Olde Coffee Shoppe.
So come sip by the fire
till you feel a cozy pop,
it's down at the Ye Olde,
down at Ye Olde Coffee Shoppe!
Oh happy day!
It's time to play
The Wheel of Mediocrity
With my Neopets today.
Let see here... 50 NP per spin
"It's cheaper than the other wheel!"
Said my Chia with a grin.
"You're holding up the line!"
Said the host with a frown.
I couldn't see a single line,
As I looked around.
"Okay, here goes!" I said with a smile
Little did I know I'd be frowning in a while...
"The Earth Faerie, oh how I want it!"
Said my Kacheek with excitement.
"A thousand NP, oh please, oh please!"
Said my Quiggle with delightment.
"I want that monster thing!"
Said my Meerca with a spring...
Slowly, very slowly,
The wheel came to a halt.
"I'm bored!" said my Chia,
"I want a chocolate malt."
I looked at the wheel, and gasped with surprise.
I could not believe what was in front of my eyes.
Need I say more?
Gentle Faerie of the earth,
Who makes their home in forests,
Gather goods and items,
For your never ending collections.
Mischievous Faerie of the flame,
Inhabitant of the heat.
Everlasting tricks and havoc,
Won't you come out to play?
Dancing upon the wind,
Magical little beings,
Nonetheless an Air Faerie,
Bless thy splendour on me.
Swimming in the rivers,
Splashing about in streams,
Unseen by many, hear your song at night,
Healing the citizens of Neopia,
A Water Faerie, right?
Radiant little angels,
Close enough at least,
Devoted to good are these Faeries,
Not dark, but Light!
You, a minion of the Dark,
A chaotic being are you,
Your magic may be great,
Although must we all pay a price?
Learn about these Faeries,
For when you need them,
Call on their plight,
For if you truly need them,
A Faerie will come in the night.
Meerca Chase is a fun ol' game,
but what is it with that name?
You don't chase Meercas,
but you grab Neggs.
Shouldn't it be called
"Meerca's Fast Legs?"
Red Neggs are bad
the rest give points.
Gosh, this game
wears my finger joints!
Run into your tail,
you're out of luck.
Now this game is
making me run amuck!
I won an old Plushie.
My pet will think it's fun, though.
Hey, wait a minute...
Wasn't my pet just a Grundo?
The Perfect Game
One day my friend Caiiephox and I got bored
And decided to double the NP we'd stored
We wanted to find the perfect game
One that gave good pay and never got lame
First we hung with the Gormball gang
Until right on our turn the ball went bang
Wet and embarrassed we said, "Bye!"
And headed for Faerieland in the sky
The Wheel of Excitement caught our eye
So we paid some NP to watch it fly
It landed right on the thunderbolt
And gave us an electrifying jolt
Hair on end we set off
Into the Lost Desert
Where the sand made us cough
In that place Cheat was the game
A game that let you cheat?
That surely wouldn't be lame!
We made it past Brucey B.
And kicked the bum of that silly Eyrie
But when Fernypoo hit the stage
She flew into a sudden rage
The reason she did that we never knew why
But that face she made
Would have brought faeries out of the sky
Fearing for our lives we quickly fled
Ran all the way home
And hid under the bed
Even though we never found the perfect game
The one with good pay that never got lame
We still doubled the NP we'd stored
By selling stories of the day we got bored
Since you are reading one now
You must pay your fees
That'll be 1000 NP please! : )
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