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As I walk trough the spooky old house,
I shiver at pictures on the wall,
Scarred old Kacheeks, with flaming red eyes,
And I thought I had seen it all.
I heard about that old Kacheek,
Who supposedly had gone mad,
Solving a very difficult puzzle,
The story was really quite sad.
I continued to walk through
That spooky old house,
When then I heard a voice,
It asked me to unscramble a word,
I didn't have much of a choice.
This went on for endless hours,
So now I quite understand,
The pain this Kacheek had been going through,
This could drive anyone mad!!!
There he stands,
a wonder to behold,
the great Chiazilla,
from Mystery Island I'm told.
His teeth are shiny white,
his arms are as big as trees,
his torso is taut with muscle,
and his hair blows in the breeze.
A hulking mass of green he is,
this fearsome hunk of flesh,
some say he actually has a good heart,
but man he's got bad breath!
No one knows if he has relatives,
like a father or a mother,
but I sure hope he's one of a kind,
'cause I'd hate to meet his big brother!
He notices me now,
with those bright red eyes,
and I'm starting to remember my friends,
who said, "Don't mess with this guy!"
His huge hands clench,
and a scowl is on his face,
my heart begins to beat,
a bit faster pace!
Seeing him up close,
has brought for me to light,
the foolishness of ever,
challenging this guy to a fight!
For that's what I had done,
and now I'm in the Battledome,
running all the way home!
I adopted from the agency
A lovely Usul, just for me
Unfortunately what I learned that day
Was, "Ugga, Ugga" was all she could say
It seems of course, looking back
She was in the pound because of that
Cause it really is a sad, sad day
When "Ugga Ugga" is all your pet can say.
The cure is unbuyable, sad but true.
So really there's nothing you can do.
You have to sit there every single day
When; "Ugga Ugga" is all your pet can say.
They all said,
"Put her in the pound on the double,
This poor sick pet is nothing but trouble!
She'll spoil your fun and ruin your day,
Because 'Ugga Ugga' is all she can say."
Lucky for her, I'm not that type
Instead I'll strive to make her right
And eventually I know, one future someday
"Ugga Ugga" are the only words she won't say.
Somewhere deep in the Haunted Woods,
where the Evil creatures dwell,
There is an eerie castle,
as fearful folk do tell.
The tale is a frightening one,
although a tad bit hazy.
It is about a clever Kacheek,
whose servant drove him crazy.
Eliv Thade was his name,
and making puzzles was his task.
He claimed he could solve any puzzle,
as soon as it was asked.
In hopes that they could throw him,
people came from far and wide.
Though they tried, they always failed,
until the servant tried.
Hours turned to days,
and days into years.
Cunning Eliv could not solve it,
his sanity gone with tears.
The castle now is haunted,
by his ghost they say,
You can go investigate,
but can you get away?
Grand Theft Ummagine
In the shadows of night,
Or the sun's burning glare,
There creeps a great thief,
And you should beware!
He'll nab your best fruit,
Without any doubt!
This guy loves to steal,
That's what he is about!
Grab on to your tchea fruit,
And your ptolymelon,
Hold on to your bagguss,
This pet is felon!
There's this one fruit
You can't stop him from getting:
The Grand Ummagine!
There is no use regretting.
He'll steal it from you,
And your good neighbor Ed!
You can't hide it here,
Or under the bed!
So what should you do?
The course should be clear:
Call on the guards!
There's no need to fear!
These great Elephantes
Are ready to fight!
They'll keep your fruit safe,
In the dark and the light!
Just yesterday night,
I gave them a phear
And two ummagines,
That they keep over there.
And look they are safe!
Huh? What do you say?!
My fruit are all gone?!
They were stolen away?!!
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