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Beware the Chia Clown
By Geckoman73

Beware that frightful Chia Clown,
That painted face bereft of frown,
Instead belligerent, baleful, beggaring smile,
Indeed, not a smile, but something vile,
Rather than that Chia Clown.

Beware that frightful Chia Clown,
That hulking beast
Who holds the Battledome crown,
Never stops and never sleeps,
Until the opponent cries and weeps,
When out of its pocket seeps,
The ultra rainbow flash of the Chia Clown,

Beware that frightful Chia Clown,
That glorified warrior of much renown,
Whom, for newcomers, I must describe,
As red and yellow with a mean-streak vibe,
Which drives it to hurl insults and diatribe,
Unbecoming of a Chia Clown.

Beware that frightful Chia Clown,
Against whom my strategy was unsound,
For there and then I could but stare madly,
As my health was dropped down to zero sadly,
"...It's so funny the way you lose so badly...",
Words uttered by that Chia Clown.

Beware of me, you Chia Clown,
No longer will you be bereft of frown,
Nor hold the Battledome crown,
When I become of much renown,
against me your strategy will be unsound,
When I defeat you, O Chia Clown.

A Slushie Lecture
By J3ssch1ca247

Oh, I see that you come here today,
To tell us what you have to say!
Think that being a slushie is so trouble-free?
Tag along, and you will soon see!

A slushie must be chilled,
And never overfilled!
A slushie is a delicate drink,
It comes in all colors -- from green to pink!

The objective of a slushie,
Is the same as a cute plushie.
Neopets must be lured to drink you,
So look alive, look new!

The ingredients of a slushie, you ask?
Fetching the items is the hard task.
Lime, bubble gum, and jelly,
Sludgy, mysterious, and cherry!

Oh, the wonders of a slushie!
Never become hard, always remain mushy!
I hope you received much from this orientation,
And realize that being a slushie
Is a fantastic obligation!

The Poogle Racer
By Emmiescrim

Zafeal had trained so long and hard
His ears were strong, his feet were scarred
Two years of training, now would show
If he was ready to take to the snow

Two years ago he made up his mind
A talent or quest he had to find
A Poogle Racer he wanted to be
But nowhere near the top was he.

So training started, first at dawn
Running and sliding along the lawn
He then progressed to bigger things
Jumping off his roof, using ears as wings.

Now the day had come, Zafeal was ready
He took a deep breath and held his head steady.
The captain yelled, the captain coughed
It was the signal to take off!

The group was running fast over the snow
But each Poogle was pressing and trying to show
To the leader, the captain they had to impress
They needed to prove they were the best

A Poogle tripped, it meant one less
But they all continued and the race progressed
The mountainside ended, a cliff was near
But the Poogles went on, forgetting their fear.

Taking off from the cliff, Zafeal took flight
He extended his ears, his body felt light
He soared and flied with the wind blowing strong
Looking only at the finish, there wasn't long.

Spiralling and weaving, he hit the ground
Only looking up when he heard the sound
The cheering and shouting was all for him
He had made it, he had done it... it was a win!

Welcome the Ruki!
By Nisseki

"It's from the Lost Desert," I heard them all say,
While walking my Lupe through the city one day.
"What is from there?" I asked curiously,
"Some new insect creature, haven't you seen?"
Indeed, it was true! Why didn't I know?
Neopets has one new Neopet to show!
I gathered my Lupe and went deep into town,
Where they were showing the Ruki around.
Four nimble legs and adorable big eyes,
The Ruki may be buggy, but he sure looks nice!
"Dependable," "Powerful," and "Lovely!" I heard,
The Ruki can survive in the Desert, how absurd!
We've never seen such a Neopet before,
His numbers are climbing:
Ninety-three thousand and four?!?
We all welcome the Ruki with open -- antenna?
We can't wait for his colors... try burnt sienna!

Faeries
By xxsilencew

Various faeries, various kinds
Well-known ones, secluded ones
Faeries live in and about
And cause us to have so much fun

The air faeries are joyous
And dance upon the wind
They will always bless you
Great air powers they will send

Earth faeries are beautiful
Living in the trees
Collecting and storing items
Hiding from creatures such as thee

Illusen is a famous faerie
Her kind is of earth
She will send you on a quest
Causing each great mirth

Fire faeries are little rascals
They love to play tricks
Causing trouble wherever they go
Is how they get their kicks

Water faeries are quite elusive
Singing quietly at night
They specialise in healing
So that your Neopet will be all right

Light faeries are devoted to the cause of good
If someone is noble and bold of heart
Special powers are given to them
So, for good, they can do their part

Dark faeries are evil
Temptresses of the soul
Their power is indeed great
Help them but it will be
Your greatest treasure sold

Jhudora is the most well-known
Dark faerie in the land
Her green eyes are hard to resist
When she's scheming up a plan

The Negg Faerie chills
At a freezing little place
She likes to call the Neggery
Where currently she's freezing off her face

The Tooth Faerie wanders around town
And she is very unique
Giving people Neopoints
When they lose their teeth

The Soup Faerie is so kind
She feeds those of little wealth
She doesn't care much for her appearance
Just for others' health

The Faerie Queen is greatly loved
Although she's mostly inside
From her castle she rules over the faeries
And on The Hidden Tower, she has her eye

The Space Faerie lives
Amongst the stars
Only for an emergancy
Would she travel very far

The Battle Faerie teaches class
On battle and defence
She would sometimes teach
The stronger creatures
Things they'd never forget

The Snow Faerie lives in the cold
Taelia is her name
She's always in need of ingredients
To conjour her spell of the day

Jhuidah the Island Faerie
Watches the Cooking Pot
Sometimes she adds a pinch of magic
To help you make something you could not

The Grey Faerie is so sad
She is always crying
She has no wings or magical powers
And without them she feels like dying

Various faeries, various kinds
Well-known ones, secluded ones
Faeries live in and about
And cause us to have so much fun.



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