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Omelettes, oh, omelettes!
In all different flavors
Except for an omelette
That tastes like chocolate wafers
Plain, rotten, sausage and more!
You might even find one on the floor
One omelette equals three servings
That way we can share
It's easy math, so stop worrying
Get 'em free around Tyrannia
So we can have
What I call an omelette mania!
Omelettes are great and that's a fact
I have them for breakfast, lunch,
And right before I hit the hay
Like they say, an omelette
A day keeps the doctors away!
So get your Neopet and come explore
Go to the plateau they have omelettes
But one a day and no more!
Harry is a special Mootix
He has one amazing journey.
He loads his parachute and prepares to fly,
He's kind of scared but he will try.
He fixes his parachute to make sure it works,
He doesn't want anything to go wrong in the air.
In his flight, he tries to go inside the rings,
Different colors he sees as he passes by.
Up from above, it looks so scary,
His mission is not something easy.
He tries to be brave and puts his fears aside,
Just try his best and he knows he'll be fine.
As he goes on, his mission gets harder.
More and more rings are added to his task,
Sometimes the targets will start to move.
No matter what he'll try his best.
As he lands, he has a smile on his face
For this, his mission is nearly complete.
It has been one incredible journey in the sky.
It's an experience he won't forget.
Gliding through volcanic tunnels,
Avoiding lava walls,
A venturing Scorchio flies,
Collecting crystals as he goes,
Seeming not to fear,
He grabs force shields when he can,
To gain a safety sphere.
Glubgar ventures further in,
With even greater speed,
He snatches more and more crystals,
With increasing greed,
Flying upwards then braking quick,
Using his mighty wings,
Glubgar must be careful here,
Or he'll smash into things!
The number of fire bombs increase,
Glubgar must be wary,
So much to watch out for,
Things are getting scary!
The lava's at its hottest yet,
Will he get out alive?
At temperatures so extreme,
Even Scorchios can't survive!
Nearing the exit soon,
The Scorchio ducks and weaves,
Spotting daylight he sighs in relief,
Heads for it and leaves!
The Gallery of Evil
Lurking in the shadows
Capturing the weak
Plotting all our downfalls
Power's all they seek
Turning Neopets against us
Giving us a scare
The riches that they get
They certainly won't share
Whether mutating the Grundos
Or stealing Coltzan's crown
No evil plan succeeded
Yet they never seem to frown
Dr. Sloth and Lord Kass
They really are a pain
I think that every Neopet
Thinks that they're insane
Some live up in a citadel
Or asking for a fee
You're never safe from them
Wherever you may be!
It lies 10,000 feet above the land
Atop the clouds, houses stand
No ordinary houses, I can guarantee
But houses of the mystical faeries
Cities, games, an evil witch
A Wheel of Excitement that can make you rich
Paint brushes, Petpets, and books galore
To get to this place, just click EXPLORE
But there is one shop with mystical power
Faerieland's best secret -- the Hidden Tower
To get there you must know the way
Because the Queen Faerie has tucked it away
It contains rare items,
Battle equipment, and more
If you cannot afford it,
Just watch and adore
On a rare occasion you may be asked a quest
Once completed, your Neopet will be blessed
The faeries are sweet, generous, and kind
Certainly more gracious than all of mankind
This magical place is definitely one of the best
I love this place so, I've become obsessed
If it's a magnificent journey that you desire
Just put on your wings then fly higher and higher
Eventually you'll reach this enchanted domain
Once brought up here, you'll never leave again
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