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The Grundo Chef
In the Space Station is where you will find him,
Right in the middle, just follow the din.
There's always a rabble of eager pets,
Fighting over goodies and seeing what each gets.
The Grundo Chef just smiles and begins to sing.
"I may fail at Gormball, but I love to play
'He can't catch the ball,
Watch him drop it,' they say!
So I stay in the kitchen, making a new snack
And young Grundos
Like these will keep coming back.
They know there's a treat here
At the end of the day."
He does have a name,
Although not very many know,
Gargarox Isafuhlarg is it, but it's just for show,
He prefers to be called anything but that!
So when you find him and he stops to chat,
Remember not to use it, or he will ask you to go!
Although large in size, and rather scary,
He is kind and gentle, and not at all hairy!
He donates lots of food to the Money Tree
And gives some to the orphan Grundos for free
But cross this giant, and I'd suggest you be wary.
He doesn't get angry unless he sees a wrong,
But when he does, I am told,
He is extremely strong!
He makes his own weapons,
Out of everyday things
You would be amazed at what he does
With a pan and two springs!
So be very careful, this Grundo's memory is long.
On Independance Day he deserves to take a break
He works all year 'round, always on the make.
When the celebrations start I think you will find
This different Grundo,
With something else in mind.
He will be dancing the night away
And feasting on cake.
He used to work in a bad career
While Garoo would look and jeer
His life would look like it didn't matter
Even when climbing the job ladder
When he felt he was like dirt
He did better things with his shirt
Like blasting Fuzzles with his gun
Next, they would hit the sun
Then he goes and freezes them all
Before they would go nuts and maul
If he does freeze one he'd throw
A stun bomb and watch them go
Afterwards, he cleaned every mark
He wants it to look good in the dark
But even if he ends up in a crash
This is better than taking out trash
Ode to Grundos
Prisoners long ago
Evil Dr. Sloth zapped them
into a hideous looking freak.
"yeht woh si sdrawkcab" speak.
The Grundo is a friendly little guy
They are really cool give one a try
Go to the Space Station to check them   out
They're kind of quiet little guys and never shout
It's not really their fault they seem to drool all of the time
They were born like that, and it really is not a crime.
So what is the problem if it's a bit wet
You will never find a friendlier Neopet.
The Grundo is not a hard pet to feed
It eats anything; what could be sweeter?
Not having to buy any special food
Gruel, bugs, plants or even wood
So go adopt one of these cute little guys
You will not be sorry so go give one a home
I hope you liked my "Ode to Grundos" poem!
Somewhere in the Virtupets Station,
Among this bizarre alien-like nation,
Lives Gargarox the Grundo cook,
Who doesn't take his recipes out of a book!
He tries very hard, and cooks all day,
And even delivers the tray
Weird wild food, Gargarox creates on his own,
From beef rouladen to upside down cone!
A blue ice apple or green tea pills
Or an iceberg sundae to give you the chills!
Cheese manicotti or chocolate paste
All these flavors to tickle your taste!
Gargarox the Grundo works very hard,
His fingers are sweaty, and he's covered in lard,
Yet he serves everyone, day in, and day out,
I think one day he'll make a great chef, no doubt!
A Grundo's Night
In the dark of the night the trees lay still;
And all the shopkeepers empty their till.
But on Mystery Island, in the school of might,
A certain Grundo watches over the night.
His head gyrates, his eyes shift left;
His senses on alert for upcoming theft.
His eyes dart left, and then flash right;
A cloaked guest slowly paces, beyond any light.
The guest waves a knife towards the barbed wire.
In a second, the Grundo flings a ball of fire.
The stranger dodges and throws off his cloak!
"Sloth's Grundo Commander!"
The shocked Grundo spoke.
To his misfortune, this commander wasn't dumb,
The commander flinged his super-stick gum.
All sticky and firm, the Grundo waved his torch,
The commander put out the flame
Without even a scorch.
The Grundo broke free and spun in the air;
And the guest flicked on a snowy flare.
A spinning kick and a gravity slam--
Missed, and the guest threw his blue sham.
The snow flames erupted
And the Grundo pulled back,
He knew what they wanted... the artifact sack!
He hurled three aqua-stars towards the foul flames,
In a final puff of vapor,
He knew he was not playing games.
He spotted the thief, he had split the wire.
Dr. Sloth was now closer to his evil desire.
He was after the guest, but where could he be?
He had an idea and took out his magnetic key.
The key was flung towards the school,
Then it dropped and attached
To the sword of the fool.
The clanking was heard, he took out his rod,
The thief was now like a pea in a pod.
He had nowhere to go, nowhere to turn.
The Grundo focused on the rod
Using a technique he'd just learned.
The tree branches came alive
And imprisioned the commander,
The Grundo went inside
To call his friend, Alexander.
So he called his friend,
Who was a member of the police
Their sirens flared and broke the peace.
Morning broke, the Grundo's job was done.
Protecting the school
Is easy as cake... for Ghi Pharun.
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