The Quiggle Wiggle
by Jo_eccentric

It's time to do the Quiggle Wiggle,
So put on your brand new shoes!
Put on a fancy dress or shirt --
It doesn't matter what you choose!

We'll put some crazy music on 
And wiggle our Quiggle hips.
Don't worry if your timing's off,
We'll give some nice ol' tips!

A Quiggle's dress is fancy and green,
It sways with the nice tune.
It's not often you see Quiggles dance;
Maybe once in a blue moon?

A young Quiggle in a pink hoodie,
She dances with us as well.
Isn't it odd to see Quiggles wiggle?
We're having fun, though -- can't you tell?

There's also a ballerina here,
Now that's a great costume!
Elegant or casual, anything will do
In this grand and joyous ballroom!

There's snacks as well if you're peckish
After dancing long into the night.
Cupcakes, sweets, and candyfloss,
It's just a delicious sight!

Quiggle Day is just so amazing,
With all the things you can see and do.
Come join us and do with Quiggle Wiggle
And have a happy and fun day, too!

The Recherche Quiggle Butler
by Sugarypixiestix2

Days are not ever wasted on him,
he works to make everything trim.
As the only butler in the manor,
the Quiggle has his own planner.

To ensure the upkeep of each room,
if they're not perfect he'll fume,
because it is his job to manage
his lord's home with an advantage.

By knowing his duties with ease,
giving each chore his guarantees.
Not once has he taken a day off,
even when he had a terrible cough.

As a butler he feels most proud,
but he wouldn't say that out loud.
"Humbleness and grace is the key,"
is what he was told as a trainee. 

Knowing early on what he must do,
in order to keep from going askew.
Waking up each morning he knows
that he will be without any woes.

The Quiggle Strongman
by Dr_tomoe

One of the toughest and
baddest 'pets around
can be seen around Neopia Central
all around the town.

Grarrls are no match
and Skeiths know to flee
when the Quiggle Strongman
comes looking for thee.

How'd he get so strong?
It's a secret no one knows.
Could it be training, magic,
or bringing a fire faerie clothes?

Finding information on him
is, naturally, quite hard,
as all we know comes from
his personal collectable card.

This Quiggle must belong to a gym,
that much is a given,
But since Grundo's Gym closed
the one he visits must be hidden.

The rumors say that,
to build his strong mass,
he eats 542 flies before training,
and that's just for breakfast.

Quiggle Day Haikus
by Azienskieth

Intrepid Quaglor,
Exploring the Faerie Caves
And collecting gems.

Morris the hero
Loves his NeoQuest board game.
He's also a knight.

Leirobas helps you,
Nonplayable character,
NeoQuest Quiggle.

Flycatcher Quiggle,
Very hungry for insects
And lilypads, too.

Leeroy the hated;
Knock down his brown coconuts...
Don't play it, it's rigged.

542 Flies
by Phadalusfish

"Armstrong, Quiggle Strongman!"
The announcer boomed. He stepped
Out of his ratty Deserted
Fairground tent, into the spotlight.

The crowd went wild. Armstrong
Circled the Test Your Strength
Hammer, looking to the stands,
Then back to the wooden handle.

He picked it up, raised it over
His water head. The crowd cheered
Louder. He put it down again
To build up suspense.

He circled. He timed it
Perfectly, he always did.
The moment the first
Spectator got up to leave

He struck. In one swift
Motion, he lifted the hammer
High, slammed it into the
Red metal plate, and watched.

The ball in the Test Your
Strength machine surged
All the way to the top
And struck the bell.

"100 Neopoints to give it
A go!" the announcer called.
"Do what Armstrong did and
Win the jackpot!"

No one ever did. No one
Except Armstrong, who couldn't
Win, stuck working for the
Fairground as he was.

He stood by and watched Skeiths
And Grarrls fail to raise
The ball more than a few
Of the hundred tics.

A young Quiggle, blue,
Came up to him as he watched.
"Excuse me, Mr. Strongman.
How did you get so strong?"

Armstrong usually never
Answered that question,
But he recognized himself
In the young Quiggle.

"I eat 542 flies for breakfast."

Quiggle Wiggles
by Dreamingone

Do you have the Quiggle Wiggles?
You might if you're a Quiggle!
It starts with a tingling
Down in your Quiggle toes
And then it starts to grow,
Until all you want to do
Is laugh and dance and sing
And do many happy Quiggle things. 

There isn't a cure, only many,
Many faerie tales, told by
Elderly Quiggles -- 
And this particular malady 
Only affects happy Quiggles. 

You can try climbing Terror
Mountain, or swimming to
The bottom of Kiko Lake.
Try putting three worms
Into a certain cooking pot,
Read books about Quiggles,
Even if you get the giggles,
Or beg a passing faerie
For relief, but it's really
Not so bad! 

For, if you have the Quiggle
Wiggles, be happy! Be glad!
For you, dear Neopet,
Are a happy Quiggle!

The Quaint Quiggle
by Binky1260

It’s no mistake that 
Quiggle rhymes with giggle;
His countenance is funny to behold;
Googly-eyed and comical with a silly grin,
He’s the profile of an overgrown tadpole.

He’s a carefree and easy-going fellow
Who is content in water or on land;
A long tongue comes in handy 
For dispatching irksome flies,
Yet he thinks that 
Fresh green vegetables are grand.

And when it comes to fun-loving ‘pets,
The blithe Quiggle is second to no one;
He has never met 
A puddle that he can’t appreciate 
And likes nothing better than to tell a pun.

So, if you want an agreeable companion
With a temperament both genial and sweet,
The Quiggle certainly deserves 
To be first on the list
Of nicest Neopets that you could ever meet.

Quiggle Haikus
by K1ngn1nja

The thirteenth of June,
Important and exciting
For all that can croak.

Strong legs for swimming,
Leaping into the water,
It makes a big splash.

Slippery and sleek,
Circular big round eyes,
Happy smiling face...

The Quiggle swims fast,
Moving like the river flows
Beneath the blue waves.

Singing and croaking,
A beautiful song is sung.
Shall we dance along?

Quinton the Quiggle --
He owns a successful shop,
Idol of many.

Usuki is out.
We need something new and fresh...
Quiguki is in.

A Good Life
by Kupo_kat

You may notice me on a lily pad,
Looking lazy and rotund,
With my beady little eyes that look glad
And a tongue that is so long.

I enjoy a peaceful life,
Here on my very own pond.
My day is not filled with strife,
And that makes me really fond.

Catching bugs is my specialty,
And I don't even have to move.
My life is good, my life is free.
Being a Quiggle, I approve!

Happy Quiggle Day!

Assisted By Ealyn
by Trubiekatie

We’re well into this year’s Altador Cup games,
But, for one player, 
This year was a major change.
Having played for Krawk Island for many years,
This Quiggle’s new home 
Will definitely feel strange.

How could one adjust, 
From an island to outer space?
The practices must be 
So different on such space rock.
Instead of playing on the open sand or beach,
He’d be contained in a gym that has air lock.

Ealyn Hawkshanks 
Isn’t known as a goal scorer,
Unlike that famed, 
Albeit confident, Elon Hughlis.
This Quiggle is known 
For passing the Yooyu around.
Maybe he’s concerned his shot might miss?

Now that he plays for Kreludor, 
Nothing is the same.
Will he continue to be a passer 
Or score all the goals?
If Kreludor doesn’t think their strategy through,
Other teams could exploit 
All the offensive holes. 

He has Qlydae and Zenor as scoring mates,
Kreludor is quite strong if the offense can lead.
Will Ealyn take on the leadership role to win,
Or will Kreludor suffer 
And force them to concede? 

It is still early in this year’s tournament,
So, as spectators, 
We’ll just have to wait and see.
Captain Derlyn said Ealyn upgraded the team,
This is a good player acquisition, 
Most would agree.