The Month Of Eats
by Gr1mdawg69

It is the month of Eating,
It has finally arrived,
To eat and drink and stuff your face
And leave no Neopet deprived. 

We'll get our fill
Till guts are bloated;
We love this month 
And sure will show it. 

Line up for foods
Of different flavor --
Don't worry about cash,
The soup faeries a savior.

So nothing's better than 
The month of eat,
Where you have your
Choice of tasty meats.

Go ahead and try gourmet
Or something simply truly plain,
It doesn't really matter, see...
This month turns us insane!

The Words Of A (Wannabe) NT Star
by Downrightdude

A tale that I formed in my head,
The story just perfect for bed.
An adventure of humor and fun,
And thus this tale has begun.

An article written with fact
Is written with notes all intact.
The headline is written to show
A topic its readers must know.

A comic is made with much more thought
Than a comic that's previewed and bought.
The 'pets are designed with great flair,
From the fluff of their manes to their hair. 

A series is written with ease;
The story itself is a way to please.
A custom pic tops the cake
For a story it took weeks to make.

A collection of bright, golden quills
Might delight those who seek famed thrills. 
But for those who don't care for such perks:
GO TO THE NT AND READ MY WORKS!

PLEASE, I'M BEGGING YOU!!!

Haiku To The Water Tower Happenings
by Silver_azalea

In the center of
Moltara City, there sits
A water tower.

Though, it is not all
That it may appear to be
From its outward state.

For starters, this piece
Of metal holds not a drop
Of liquid within

(Of course, Moltarans
Do not mind; they prefer their
Environment hot!),

But instead contains
A Robotic Petpet and
Fab technology.

Pushing some buttons,
You make all the lights turn green;
The portal’s active!

Transported to a
Spaceship, you meet a fellow,
Dr Landelbrot.

He is in charge of
A Random Events machine
That is defective.

Help him find the parts
He needs to rebuild it; save
The Random Events!

Obdurate Well
by Canadiancuddlesaurus

Wishing Well, do tell, 
Why I make frequent visits.
You owe me a trophy, 
At least Advanced Kreludan Physics.
I have many years on fellow peers 
Winning the aquifer lotto.
They'll probably show a Snotty Bow 
In the Battledome tomorrow,
And yet I try and try, and then I try and try.
Entries of NPs for Vionanna Mince Pie --
Dr Landelbrot just got a little more sane,
And the Pant Devil brings 
More joy stealing my Toy Train.
There's barely light or static 
From Lampwyck's lamp.
Looking for a Honey Potion in your ocean 
And a Coltzan Stamp.
Some say you went dry, open and shut lie.
I feel more swindled than 
When I rekindled playing Coconut Shy.
Fluids of sewage pollutants 
Ruins translucence with Slorgs and slimes,
So Beam Me Aboard, Back in Peaceful Times.

We Are The Three
by Botamius

We are The Three.
We are a faerie, Gelert, and Skeith.
We are who you fear to be. 

We are the familiar Three.
We are Revenge, Ambition, and Greed.
Within the labyrinths of your mind we creep.

We are the ubiquitous Three.
We weave nightmares when you sleep.
We make whole nations weep.

We are three phantoms pale.
We lead you off the righteous trail.
We pierce the conscience like a nail.

We whisper in a quiet voice
That there really is no choice.
You will succumb to our persuasions
And, in the end, rejoice.

We are three entities you can trust.
Do not waste time in fighting us.
You are but a tiny leaf --
While we are the mighty gust.

We are the powerful Three.
But we need not be your enemies.
We will gladly sell you what you seek. 

We are the eternal Three.
We spread like the roots of a weed,
And we will never leave.