Bounce, Hasee, Bounce!
By Buurin

There's a new game on Neopets
That's perfect for me
And the star of the show
Is my favorite--Hasee!
Hasee Bounce is the name of the game
And it will most certainly
Skyrocket to fame!

The Hasees are cute and rather small in size
But if they can spell "HASEE"
Then YOU get a prize!
They eat all shapes
And colors of doughnutfruit
But if you make them eat dung,
They'll give you the boot!

The Hasees bounce gladly on their lovely seesaw
And here they are safe from Florg's evil jaws.
They jump and eat and play all day
But they're quick to cry
If they don't get their way.

This game is the greatest that I've ever seen
Just give it a try and you'll know what I mean.
It's time to go, this meeting is adjourned
So you can go play this game--
Now, it's YOUR turn!

Grey Faerie
By _cherryblossom_40

Grey feathered wings
Lay damp at her shoulders,
As the rain washes away
All happiness, leaving despair.
Rainwater... or is it tears?
Drip down her face.
Her hands are shivering with cold,
But she does not care.

Pale, pale skin is wrapped around her body
Remembering the key, locked in the cage
As time ticked by, she had laid there, helpless
And changed from bright to grey.

Suddenly, through the dark clouds,
Looms a single ray of light
A symbol of hope, of healing, of... happiness?
But then it is swallowed
By the ever-growing clouds.
Of course. Never. It could never happen...

Grey feathered wings
Lay damp at her shoulders,
As the rain washes away
All happiness, leaving despair.
Nothing mattered any more,
And never would again.
A Faerie? No longer. Then, what?

Fallen.

Sugar Coated
By Dream_clown66

Beyond the chocolate hills
Wizzle, just for thrills
Created a pet that will bring you chills

He taught him all he needed to know
The Jelly Chia had a shiny glow
But man doesn't always reap what he sows

Over the course of days
With Jelly Chia, Wizzle plays
He has yet to learn, crime never ever pays

"The day I dread is drawing near
Your hunger is what I fear
Of you I should steer clear."

Wizzle knew he wasn't right
"Don't worry friend, I don't bite,"
He stared at Jelly Chia with appetite

Desperate call, calls for desperate action
Not waiting for Wizzle's reaction
He devoured him with satisfaction

When he realized what he had done
He decided he had to run
It was time for him to have some fun

In Neopia's Book Of Evil
His name is now in a frame
Because he forever spends his life in shame
Haunted by unwanted fame

Ode to the Doughnutfruit
By sweetie_butterfly

Doughnutfruit, not perfectly round
You are what I want to nibble
When my stomach makes a rumbly sound
And starts to whine and sniffle
Oh, Doughnutfruit sweet
You have me confused
Your delicious taste can't be beat
But my brain you have abused
Although you look like pastry
You grow upon a tree
While you're rather tasty
You're a mystery to me
Like the sweet tomato
Fruit or vegetable?
Either one I love it so
As both, quite delectable
So shall I question forever
Grow or bake?
Yet, I know I shall never
Buy imitation fake
For only one Doughnutfruit
Has stolen away my heart
My love, planted and taken root
From you I could not part
So now I munch
This incredible food
Dinnner breakfast and lunch
For it isn't rude
To tell you what is real
And love something so divine
This is how I feel
Doughnutfruit will forever shine

The Newbie
By canadian_girl_88

What do you call the pet that rides,
Or the one that swims with the tide?

What is the Burger icon for?
Why does my pet keep asking for more?

What do I do when I go to the 'dome?
And what the heck is a Neohome?

Why does everyone want me to join their guild?
And how come Terror Mountain is so chilled?

When the Faerie says, "Get me this!"
I don't understand why I can't use the Wiz.

I think I need someone to show me the bends,
Wait--someone just requested
To be my Neofriend!