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Meerca Chase Haiku
A Rainbow Negg sprouts,
many-colored in the sun,
as I hit my tail.
The wall looms ahead.
Meerca swerves the other way.
At least, he meant to.
Snatching the Blue Negg,
I find a red one lurks behind.
I hate inertia.
the Meerca, you will become
Meerca. Darned plushie.
The Money Tree
Every day so many search
For Neopoints lying about
When they don't find anything
They come home stern and stout
Their Neopets begin to wail
They all are close to tears
They all want food, they all want toys
Then it becomes so clear
The Money Tree is powerful
It's where the poor ones dwell
If you make donations
You'll make their living well
I used to be in that state
Then money I did gain
So I donated all of it,
Now I'm poor AGAIN!
The Holiday Rush
Merlyhn was rushing through
The marketplace in haste
She still had presents to buy,
With a list up to her waist!
She hurried through the shoppes,
Buying toys and books alike,
She bought her owner chocolates
And each sibling a bike!
Suddenly, she tripped
As she was rushing without thought,
Beneath her was a small Meerca,
Scared and quite distraught.
"Oh, Meerca! I'm so sorry!
I didn't see you there!
Did I hurt you, little guy?
Do you need any care?"
The Meerca's eyes welled up,
And tears began to form,
"I escaped from the pound,
In the middle of a storm!"
Abandoned on the holidays,
The baby Meerca's eyes were sad,
His little heart ached
And times were very bad.
Merlyhn put down her bags,
And in her arms he went,
She carried him to her home
And her cozy bed she lent.
Giving some love and care
Is all Merlyhn could do,
The holidays weren't about shopping,
And suddenly she knew that, too.
When Good Fuzzles Go Bad
I bought my Buzz a Fuzzle,
It looked a little weird.
I'd heard about the evil ones
So that was what I feared.
I gave it to my Neopet,
That night a piercing yell!
Was it from my Neopet?
I really couldn't tell.
I ran about my NeoHome,
I was so scared I was hot,
I thought it was a legend.
I guess it is not!
I found my crying Neopet,
The legend is true!
The next day,
Fuzzle's evil grew!
I put him in the auctions,
For someone who does not know.
"Please, oh please do buy him,
The price is pretty low!"
Roll up, roll up, place your bets
The longer you take the harder it gets
The cutest and fastest Neopian pets
Play the game now or be smothered in debts!
Poogle Racing is the game
Running faster for the fame
Losing is the biggest shame
Hide your number and your name.
Home of this is Faerieland
You've gotta admit its pretty grand
The beaches with their golden sand
Sitting in the northern stand
Poogle One is quick with lightning speed,
If he was in jail he'd have been freed.
This Poogle doesn't like to read,
Because he is the Number One Seed.
Next one up is Poogle Two,
When in a race, he'd surely beat you!
He even has a lucky shoe!
Unless he's flirting with a Blumaroo...
Look over there, its Poogle Three!
Oh goodness gracious me...
He seems to have hit his knee
When he jumped so clumsily.
Poogle Four is getting old...
His racing career is beginning to fold.
Even though he still keeps hold
Of his memorable moments in gold.
Poogle Five is getting fat...
Its not too hard to see that!
Instead he reads, or sits to chat
Or only chases after a rat.
Now the bets are all placed.
The money is pretty evenly spaced.
So let's get a little taste
Of the way the Poogles are raced.
The Scorchio starts the race.
Poogle Five is at a good pace.
Poogle Two begins the chase.
Poogle Four has lots of grace.
Poogle Three started very well
Oh no, now it tripped and fell!
The Safety man has rung the bell
If I were you, a rat I'd smell...
Poogles One and Five have fallen down!
They were watching a funny clown
Wearing someone's dressing gown!
But now both Poogles began to frown.
Now its up to Two and Four.
The suspense, Poogle Two can't take it anymore!
His Blumaroo friend has broken the law
She littered her bet onto the floor!
Oh no oh no oh no oh no
Poogle Four hasn't stolen the show!
It slipped over in some snow!
So now nobody will win the dough!
Hey a miracle, you have to look!
Poogle Three has gotten off the hook!
The other Poogles, they all shook...
Poogle Three is in the record book!
It steals the show and wins again,
From laughter and cheering they cannot refrain.
Even though this Poogle is in pain,
Money and fame the Poogle will gain.
So now we have finished the time to shine.
Everybody raise your wine.
To the Poogle that could tow the line.
This racing is quite fine!
Now make sure that you keep playing.
Don't sit there watching the trees swaying.
Unless your bank balance just had a weighing.
Just remember what we have been saying!
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