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Thinking By Juju414

If you are observant,
And want to know more stuff,
You can always study,
Okay now, that's enough!
Why are Fuzzles called Fuzzles?
And why do you always lose at the Fruit Machine?
Why can't I get stuff from the Money Tree?
And why is Kelp Samosa green?
Why do books always vanish?
And why are there so many foods?
And why are there only five Poogle Racers?
And why do our pets have moods?
If you need to know these things,
You'll need some helpful clues.
In the mean time, just think about it.
When you find out it will be big news!

Poogle Number Two By Mistressloki

In Faerieland, the Poogles race
To please their eager fans.
Every fifteen minutes,
The Poogles line up on the tracks.
There are but five contestants,
Each different from the rest,
But Poogle Two lives in the shadow
Of the other racing pets.
Graceful and popular
Is Poogle Number One,
Poogle Three gains sympathy
When he stumbles on his jumps.
All the Poogles yield
To the wise old Poogle Four,
Cute, chubby Poogle Five
Leaves the kiddies wanting more.
When all your rivals are famous,
What's a Poogle to do?
Everyone always overlooks
Poogle Number Two.

Wrath of the Snow Faerie By Luckyladybug01

In the middle of the arena
I hear her voice calling my name
I turn to see her standing defiantly,
Challenging me to a duel
With a cruel smirk
On her cold, lovely face
I accept her offer to fight
And we begin the dance of combat
Circling one another,
Evaluating one another
Noting the enemy's strengths
And probing for weaknesses
Someone reaches for a weapon, and--
It begins.

Around and around we go,
Hurling magic, blocking blows
Her icy blue eyes flash
And her dark hair swirls around her face
She is magnificent in her fury.
It is all a blur to me,
And in the end I lie
Defeated upon the ground.

As she stands over me in triumph
I reach up and touch the fur on her coat
Such a soft thing to enclose such a hard woman
She looks down at me and smiles
And whispers my name again as she disappears.

Until next time.

Mission: Asparagus By Sja4890

It's green, it's healthy,
And really yummy too!
It's my new obsession,
And my favorite food!
It comes in many different ways,
From Yoghurts to Pasties,
But all I really care to know
Is it's really really tasty!

I dine on Asparagus Balls,
Indulge on Asparagus Pies,
It's all so delicious,
Without it I would die!
Asparagus, you are the most savory,
Luscious food I know,
I'll eat you in the Summer sun,
Or in the Winter's snow.

My pets they simply cannot see
Why you are my fixation,
They sit and stare in awe
As I eat in elation!
To understand Asparagus'
Mind controlling powers,
You'd have to sit and eat it
For a couple of hours!

YUM!

Kauvara's Potion Game By Taytochip

I went to the Haunted Woods,
to look around.
I cheered with delight,
at the new game I found.

It was called Kauvara's Potion Game,
it looked really fun.
The problem was I couldn't stop,
once I had begun!

The potion was orange and creamy,
I added Bearog Slime.
It turned to blue and creamy,
right at that very time!

I added Cactopus Juice,
once it was blue and creamy.
The result was,
BANG!! The room got very steamy!

I added Noil Hair,
after I was ready.
The potion turned red and fiery,
but still, I was steady.

I added Bearog Slime,
I thought that would be okay.
It exploded with a BANG!!!
I was in the hospital for a day.

I was very nervous,
although I was having fun.
One more explosion,
and the game would be done!

I tried some Spyder Eyeballs,
I dropped them in.
The potion turned blue and creamy,
I thought I was about to win.

I hoped greatly,
it wouldn't explode this time.
It turned blue and fiery,
after I added Bearog Slime.

It turned red and fiery,
after I added Noil Hair.
I felt sure,
I was the best that had ever been there!

I added Bearog Slime,
as I looked around the place.
Guess what happened?
It exploded in my face!!

I walked away,
without earning anything.
Try playing this game yourself,
unlike me, you might earn something!!!



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