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I look to my left, I look to my right
I look at the ball, am I ready to fight?
Zurroball I've played, Frumball I've beat
Now it's time to play Gormball,
So pick up your feet!
The players I challange are the best in the land
What if I lose? That's all I could stand!
Three seconds... four seconds...
How long should I wait?
Hold it for too long, and losing's your fate.
We play on for hours, as Gormballs explode
It's down to two players, let's go for the gold
I wait for five seconds, he waits for one
He looks at me and thinks my tactics are dumb
Now I have the ball, it's ready to burst
I chuck it at him...
Oh yeah, I got first!
I look all around, with tears in my eyes
I was so happy, I got a rare prize!
To pass the time I checked out this game
Boring it seemed, they are all the same
But not this one as I played and saw
Addicting and fun, they call it Deckball!
It was me and Mirgle, across the deck we dueled
And as we played on, the goals we pooled
The score, 4 to 4, the ball was released
My heart begun to race, the fun hadn't ceased.
It was Mirgle who drove first,
My heart stopping then
But his attempt missed wide right,
I knew it was my time to win.
I dodged left and right,
Drove the ball toward his goal
And in a single moment it was over...
The ball hit a pole.
And Mirgle squirmed from beneath,
The prize by his feet
He took it all the way into my goal,
He had me beat.
Coltzan's Shrine: A Sonnet
Take a little walk out to the Lost Desert,
And then you can visit Coltzan's old shrine.
There, out hidden in the sand and the dirt
You'll find it, valu'ble as a gold mine.
Yum yum, a Bagguss and an Ummagine
Lying out like a feast spread on the floor.
Delicacies you'd never imagine,
As soon as they hear this, pets race out the door.
He'll raise your defense, strength, or speed
And if that's not enough then this will do
Your pets will be feeling spiffy, indeed
If level is raised from one to a two.
Treasures galore will be stored on your shelf
But to get them you must look for yourself!
Mutant Graveyard of Doom
The Esophagor's stomach rumbles loudly,
"Fetch me food!" He shouts.
Suddenly you feel
Your stomach churns inside-out.
With a blink of an eye
Your surroundings change
And you land in a scary graveyard,
There are Ghostkerchiefs dancing
And a mean tombstone prancing,
You feel like you're in a deck of cards.
Food suddenly appears in every direction,
There are Pumpkin Cookies to your left,
You run toward the dish,
But a gigantic creature
pops up from the ground
Without making a sound.
You suddenly glow a strange sort of purple
Aware that you are invincible.
But wait! Your life just decreased by one
And you know that can't be good.
You grab some more food, as fast as you can
But a Ghostkerchief heads straight toward you,
Another life has just been lost,
What are you going to do?
As you try to run away
A strange thing heads your way,
And then your life slowly fades away.
The Esophagor laughs and won't let you pass,
A mutant you will remain.
Alas! Do not fret my dear Neopet,
Just try again.
The Krawk Katasrophe
Do you hear the moaning cries that swell
O'er mountain, hilltop and dell?
Like the tolling of great iron bells
What painful and sorrowful tales they tell.
For you see, there is a Neopet
That only the elite can get
It can only be made from a prized Petpet
That lucky few have ever met.
Krawk, yes Krawk, is the Neopet's name
Though the Petpet, too, bears the same
Day after day, it's the same old game
Of trying to stake your costly claim.
One million, two million, five million, more
NeoPoints spreading across the floor
Neopians trying to beat down you door
A Krawk petpet is never a bore.
But then there's us, at the end of the chain
Left with nothing but sorrow and pain
While others use us for their own selfish gains
What happened to when it was just a game?
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