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Fetch me some Faerie Dust,
Then find me The Stuff,
Look for my Peachpas,
I can't get enough!
It starts out quite easy,
The Whomp Berries're behind you,
But don't get too cocky,
If you fail, I'll be very blue.
Do time your quests wisely, servant,
As I'm not always at home,
I like to check up on my stocks,
And play in the Battledome.
Just don't get caught slacking off,
Or you'll have to pay the price,
I'll make the game fiendish and tough;
Only high scores will break the ice!
Good luck, my loyal Neopets,
Perserverance will be the key,
So keep your eyes on the prize,
And you'll "Fetch" a cool trophy!
The Neopian Book Awards
Checked out New Features and what did I see?
A shiny new trophy just waiting for me!
I knew that my pet was quite a book reader,
Someday I knew that she'd make a good leader!
Clicked on books read
To see how many she'd done,
Some for information, and some just for fun.
It said that she could well be in the running,
To win that new trophy, we were a gunning!
I saw that she had some room to improve,
A book buying spree would be our next move!
Went to the Book Shop to see what to buy,
Puzzles and fiction and maps of the sky.
All of a sudden I knew there was trouble,
The books disappeared on the double!
But that was only one of my many woes,
I couldn't remember if she'd read any of those!
To the Quick Ref I must once again go,
To check out the list of 200 or so.
By the time I was done, it was hit or miss,
She had already slipped far down the list.
ANYONE KNOW WHAT TITLES WE'VE MISSED?
Mutant Graveyard of Doom
Hurry, my little Kacheek
Find the Eye Candy you seek!
Threading the gravestones with care
Running as fast as you dare.
Watch out for the Ghostkerchief pair!
The cemetary is a spooky place
With an eyeball beast that has no face.
But the Esophagor does decree,
"Bring an Apple Lantern to me!"
And so you quickly must flee.
Through the eerie maze you go
Hastily grabbing a Claw-Matoe.
Keep your eye on the clock.
And don't die of shock
When a gravestone moves in to block.
Three lives you are given.
In haste, you are driven
To finish your quest
Without any rest
As you try to do your best.
A Spooky Vacation
I entered the Haunted Woods,
At 3:00 in the afternoon.
Then the wind picked up;
It would be dark soon.
I scrambled to the Apothecary
To ask my way around.
Then far off in the distance
Came a hideous sound.
I shrieked, but then,
Slowly crept outside.
I mean, I'm pretty strong,
So there's nothing to hide.
I peeked into the cave
To see a mere puddle of mud.
But then it rose up
And crashed down with a thud.
It cried out," Come closer now,
Young one, and bring me some food!!"
I said, "Sure. Whatever.
If that's what you want, Dude."
The Esophagor roared as I slowly backed away.
But I bumped into something, to my dismay.
As I turned around I saw the Brain Tree.
Eeekkk! It's him! He wants answers from me!
I packed up my bags, I not staying here.
I left because of the spookiness and fear.
Off, off, away, to Faerieland!
With my neopets, hand in hand.
The Snowager Heist
Wandering through the Ice Caves that day
I stumbled upon a wonder
And though I didn't know it then
This loot I saw, I could plunder
I walked ever closer and peered into the dark
And before my eyes could adjust
A sweeping wind of frozen ice blew down
And knocked my Neopets and I into the dust
We stood slowly, looking around
Wondering what was to transpire
So to get a better view of things
We grabbed a torch and set fire
Into the cave we walked ever deeper
The moistness was bitter
The path we took grew steeper
And as we turned a sharp corner within
We saw what was causing the breeze
There lay a monstrous beast of a worm
It momentarily caused my heart to seize
I turn to my pets, wondering what now to do
They each in order gave a look of fright
The beast, this Snowager, worm of ice
Any other adventurer would have run in fright
But not I, this I knew, I wouldn't run this time
For this day of Sleeping, I do proclaim
I will commit the perfectly perfect crime
So I snuck to the monster's side
And reached to his pile of goods carefully
I removed a small trinket from the stash
Then I turned, and I ran daringly
But what was unknown to me, but not to my pets
Was the beasts raising from its rest
And as I peered over my shoulder and saw
I knew at this point I would have to try my best
So with my free arm
I reached and snatched up my pets
I carried them far from the cave
With an icy blast reverberating from inside
I knew in my heart it was a lucky save
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