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The Shops of Neopia
Plushies, Keyrings, Tents and more,
Surely this must be gifts galore!
We try to make out prices right,
And we are even open all night!!
Cheese stuffed, onions too,
Even ones with grass on top,
This place truly does rock,
Hubert likes to haggle alot,
But the hot dogs always taste top!
Mouth Wash, and Floss,
In here you certainly won't find any moss,
This place makes your pets look ace,
Especially with lipstick all over their face!
The Chocolate Factory is the place to be,
Mint, White, Dark, and more
This is what you'll see,
We restock every eight minutes or so,
And it always is a brilliant show!!
And who could foget Usukiland,
This place is surely very grand,
In here you'll find everything, I bet,
Even down to the miniture sets!!
And last but not least,
This is the place for a feast,
Anything you could ever dream for,
You'll always be wanting more and more.
As in your brine your comforts lie
And sweet refrains you do deny
Your delights fair have come to me
Through well-meaning Neofriends in sympathy
You with the unassuming green
All the rage in this Neopia
Packaged in jars whose crystal clear beauty
Surpasses even that of a well-tuned Faerie
Now we know your diverse causes,
Of pleasure swift and good rewarded
But what is one to do with you?
Scrolling down to see our choices:
We can't use you as food
Or to put our pets in a better mood
We can donate you, or send you to friends
Do you exist to no apparent end?
Pickled Olives, Pickled Olives,
Ah! I long for thee
To reveal to me your secrets three:
What do you do,
And how do I do it?
And what in the world are you there for?
Existing entirely to sell and trade
To buy, amass in quantities amazed
My Neofriend and I have sent
Hundreds of jars (I assure you, well-meant)
But this is useless, so we say
And ask you, Neopia, to admit today:
What good are these Pickled Olives to us?
If you tell me, I won't make a fuss.
Each night I go to bed wondering,
Will my little JubJub ask
"Do I have a trophy?"
I reply with, "No,"
And his smile becomes a mask.
He lies in his bed
Still as a board
While many ideas pass through his head.
I've tried to make him not as bored.
But I am unsuccessful,
And I can't bear to watch.
As his little heart
Is broken again every night.
He has always tried his best
But his best is not the best of the rest.
I do hope this gets better,
As his eyes constantly get wetter.
It is his Christmas wish.
It is his desire.
I know he'll get it someday.
But someday isn't today.
The Demise of Kiko Match
A wail went up in Neopia
Kiko Match is no more!
With speed and agility,
And a little ability,
Everyone could score.
Rained upon us
Like angelic gifts from above.
The game was so easy.
The sound was so cheesy.
It had something
All could love.
To allay our fears
And dry our tears,
From the News,
An announcement came:
Soon, it would return...
Oh, how Neopia did yearn
To play our beloved game.
And then one day
We went to play
And found it was anew.
There in its place,
A brand new face.
Welcome, Kiko Match II!
The Month of Celebrating
'Tis the season to be jolly
In the month of Celebrating
In my NeoHome I hang the holly
As I go about my merry making
While I prepare for this joyous occasion
My Neopets looked on in wonder
On the way to buy everyone presents
We stopped by the Advent Calendar
We shopped at the main shops happily
Buying Slushies, Chocolates and Turkey Dinner
We are having a Christmas party
And inviting our NeoFriends over
Now as we enjoy this celebration
Let's not forget the poor and needy
Do be generous and make a donation
Just go straight to the Money Tree
'Tis the season to be jolly
In the month of Celebrating
In our warm beds we sleep soundly
'Cause Santa Claus will soon be coming
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