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The Hidden Tower By Perfectlyperfectgirl

The powerful Faerie Queen
Owns an ever-enchanted castle
With items, from Ice Dice
To an Everlasting Apple.
Not a loan will ever do
To ever please you.

You'll never lose a battle again
With a Cardboard Sprout Cannon.
Don't forget the Rod of Dark Nova
Three times better than Fyora's favorite Nova.

Your opponent might have fangs
But you'll have your Crystal Boomerang.
Even with your little wings
You can use the Rainbow Swirly Thing

And the Golden Butter Knife
Will save your every life.
In the end you'll win for sure
Unless it's the Snowager.

Use the U-Bend of Great Justice
So the opponent can't use its fist.
You must be strong to wield these items
Unless you wanna really lose 'em.

Don't get too far or you will fall
When you try to beat the Faerie Queen of All
'Cause when you're so
Caught up with your weapons
You forget Fyora owns all of them.

Running... By Littlegoatkiss

Running through the garden,
Being chased by a Lupe,
Oh, where shall he go?
He, not wanting to be eaten!
Jumping over the benches,
Swimming through the pool,
Escaping danger,
Danger breathing down his neck,
As the hungry Lupe chases to no end,
Run little Chia,
Run,
Run!
Fast as your legs can take you!
Go!
The Lupe is closing in,
Pounce!
Caught on the grass,
Paw against the poor Chias throat,
One swift swipe will surely spell the end!

"Whoa, that was one weird dream!"
Exclaimed the sweating Chia,
"Glad thats over with..."
"Grrr!"
The Lupe leapt through the air,
Pouncing on the poor Chia as it lay in bed,
"Aiee!" screams the Chia,
Jumping out the window,
Running through the garden,
Being chased by a Lupe....

NeoFlu Blues By Ravenclawsparrow

With a cough and a tear
There was absence of doubt
Upon my dear pet
Was a poisonous bout

Of an ailment so awful
An illness so rare
Her sputters and mutters
Were beyond my care

And as the day passed
The symptoms got worse
Was it fault of her owner
Or some sort of curse?

I trudged to the doctor
And, alas! It was true
My suffering pet
Was struck with NeoFlu

Feeling quite somber
The wizard I sought
Searching and hoping
A cure could be bought

And crossing my fingers
(My pet crossed her paws)
We found a cheap price
With great joy and hurrahs!

I fed her the pill
And her health was assured
Yes, my poor sickly pet
Was finally cured!

The Jelly Chia By Mayan_man

Once there was this Wizzle guy,
Who thought he'd make the time go by,
By making something you could meet,
You could care for, groom and eat.

The Jelly Chia was its name,
With it he would seal his fame!
He trained it, nursed it, fed it then,
He got hungry at half-past ten.

He walked up to it with a fork,
Thought that it would taste like pork,
The Chia knew what he would do,
Wizzle would turn him to stew!

The Jelly Chia took a jump,
Landed on him with a THUMP!
Wizzle kicked and squirmed and screamed,
But then he vaporized, so it seems.

The Jelly Chia's still around,
Roaming on that factory's ground,
So if you wish to stay alive,
Never, ever, go inside.

The Beauty Contest By Funangel14

"This is what we've been waiting for,"
The announcer blares,
"Which beauty is the winner,
Who has the owner who cares?"
A roll full of contestants,
Shaky sweaty hands
"Who is the winner?" a Kyrii demands
"The judges thought hard,
And now it's here at last,
The winner is... wow, it's Misty_Past!"
The crowd goes wild
As the Shoyru cries with glee,
While a curtain closes behind her,
Making us all history
"I should've won," sobs a Usul.
"It's not fair," wails a purple Skeith,
"I should have won, for I
Have the best, prettiest teeth."
But me, I'm sad,
For I feel like such a dud,
As if someone, someone mean,
Threw me straight into the mud.
My owner spent weeks,
Making me a gown,
Sometimes it was too big,
Or made me look like a clown
But, finally, she finished,
It has violet sequins galore,
But that's not all!
Not just a dress
There is even more!
A pair of lavender heels,
A pretty golden ring,
And a sparkly silver tiara,
I felt like I wanted to sing!
But now here I am, a loser,
My owner's in great sorrow,
"Oh well," I think and shrug my shoulders
"There's always tomorrow!"



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