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In the ways of the Old Ones,
Darkness and stealth are their friends.
Ryshu and the Techo Master
Have come before them. They
Battle for power, but knowledge
Is their true weapon.
From books or ancient lore,
Along with the Masters of Old,
They learn. Throwing Stars
And Battle Staffs will they
Use to defeat the rest.
Knowledge and skill
Apply in the use of weapons.
They battle against Neopets
To win the War of the Soul.
The prizes are knowledge and peace.
They are Nimmos. Their destiny is
Before them. Will they survive or
Shall they perish? Only time
The New Christmas Look
Have you got a Christmas Paint Brush,
To paint your Neopets with?
Oh, you don't really need to rush,
To see whether your Neopets fit!
The Bruces have a brand new look,
They are wrapped up in a blue fur coat.
They look as if they came from a fairy-tale book,
All round and warmly bound!
Have you seen the Jubjubs,
A beautiful shade of green?
Hanging on their bodies shining lights,
Oh my goodness, what a sight!
Let's not forget the Aishas,
With antlers on their heads.
They don't have Rudolph's red noses,
But a brown body that looks really great!
The mighty Lupes, have you seen?
They have those wonderful coats,
They look like Santa Claus,
With their red coats, but not his jolly fat size!
So have you decided whether,
Should you or should you not paint?
Your wonderful Neopets,
With a Christmas Paint Brush or the Lab Ray!
The Gallery of Evil
Since the beginning of time,
Neopia has thrived with life and beauty.
Pets enjoyed immortality and freedom,
Evolution and eternal pleasure.
But even within a world so blessed as Neopia,
There is a darker side, as within any world.
Somewhere in the smallest corners
And deepest fears of all Neopian minds,
there is a legion of evil.
That evil consists of outcast pets,
Forgotten legends, and defeated villians.
Now, with burning eyes and haunted hearts,
They prowl through Neopia unseen.
Some Evil did not choose to become so;
They were thrust into the darkness.
But with horrid memories
And shattered reputations,
They accept their fate.
The Jelly Chia, brought to this world
Only to be consumed.
The Mutant Grundos, manipulated by Dr. Sloth
Into living a nightmare of hatred and sacrifice.
So the creatures of corruption hide themselves,
Remembered only for their sins
And memorialized eternally in the
Gallery Of Evil.
Master has sent me,
In this quest I must succeed,
Or else suffer the consequences,
Of not finding Sack Plant Seeds!
Which way to go?
Should I go left or should I go right?
I'm stuck in this spooky little maze,
In this place where it is always night!
I look around,
But those elusive seeds are not near,
I've stumbled into yet another dead end,
My spine is tingling with anticipation and fear.
I find myself,
In the end of this elaborate maze,
But I have not found the seeds,
I turn back to search more,
Though I am in a daze.
My health is dwindling,
As the maze twists and turns,
But I feel that I'm almost there,
Though for some food my stomach does yearn.
Oh happy day!
I have found Sack Plant Seeds!
I must hurry back to the exit that I found,
I must take this to my owner,
For it is what he needs!
Oh my gosh!
My health is down to five!
Now four, now three, now two, now one
MASTER IS NOT HAPPY
A sunburnt land where Coltzan died
A place of many swarming flies
A Fruit Machine as bare as feet
Yucky fruit and no more meat
Guess what land I'm at right now?
Lost Desert it is, that's right... how?
The clues tell the answer right here
Listen to the others or your back I will shear
From high above you see clouds and crystals
Here is peace, you won't find pistols
The Wheel of Excitement gives you free stuff
For the cost of 100 you could grow tough
The Healing Springs is the place of potions
A Faerie hands out the item in slow motion
What's the answer to this wonderful place?
Faerieland is right, in my case!
There's one more land that I should say,
Dinosaurs rumble at their may
You know this place already, but others may not
The Omlette brings visitors back and forth alot
The answer is quite simple, excuse my cough
Tyrannia... yep, that's right, to finish this off.
Well, I hope you enjoyed this trip to three places
Come again, I say, bring your nut cases,
For I am Damanter and 4 neopets I own
I will give a trip to anyone who is alone.
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