Eyrie Day Special

The Eerie Eyrie
by sportyangel3338

Once upon a midnight eerie
Was a Halloween Eyrie lost and bleary
He went to the Haunted Woods to explore
And spun the Wheel of Misfortune not one time, but four
Groaned the Eyrie: Nevermore

He wandered on although his eyes were teary
Coconut Shy, a game he understands in theory
20 throws later, his arms were so sore
He didn’t even care about his score
Sighed the Eyrie: Nevermore

From a decrepit tower, a voice shrieked “hello dearie”
The Eyrie approached although he was quite leery
Edna the Witch opened the door
Make sure you get all the items I ask for
Moaned the Eyrie: Nevermore

The Eyrie kept on even though he was weary
Looking for something that might make him cheery
Let’s see what these Scratchcards have in store
Just one more is what he swore
Lied the Eyrie: Nevermore

Jahbal the Evil Eyrie: The Neoquest Hero's Lament
by _brainchild_

Jahbal is such a horrid brute!
This Eyrie needs to get the boot.
He's mean, he's fierce, and wants to seize
The world to run it. Come on. Please!

He's such a seasoned fighter. He
Is trying to get the best of me.
He heals himself quite well, and can
Deliver freezing I can't stand.

His strong attacks of fire and ice
As well as lightning aren't so nice.
I wave my Moonstone Staff to heal
The wounds he caused in this ordeal.

Eventually, he loses. He
Is hurled straight off the balcony!
I'm glad that I could save the day
And keep the Eyrie's wrath at bay.

Mutant Eyrie
by dragonlord812

Mutant Eyrie, why so eerie?
Never joyful, always dreary.
Always dour, never cheery;
Do you know why my dearie?

Mutant Eyrie, have a theory?
Why you are so sad and weary?
I confess it makes me teary,
when I go to make this query.

Mutant Eyrie, eyes so bleary.
Is it the cost of being leery?
Maybe with a face so sneery,
you perhaps just are seery.

Swashbuckling Captain Eyrie
by ophiopogon

Have you ever met an Eyrie
Called Captain Threelegs?
He has three, stands on two,
and the last one's a peg!

He'll probably tell you
he lost it to a giant Krawk,
but he actually lost it at Tombola,
So pay no heed to his squawk

He now runs the Swashbuckling Academy,
Where he helps pets get stronger
Until they pass level 40...
then they can train there no longer

Payment is in Dubloons -
the Krawk Island currency,
But if it's your pet's Day
they can train for free!

Across the Table from Deadeye
by dennykins

Down at Warf Wharf, just by the dock,
You find a shack, walk up and knock.
Deadeye the Eyrie walks you in,
His pirate face set in a grin.

You’re joined by Monty and Grimtooth,
The four of you, you find a booth,
And settle down for some Bilge Dice,
The bet is yours: Just name your price.

Deadeye sits across from you,
You look around, take in the view:
The gold medallion ‘round his neck,
His sharpened beak, designed to peck.

In his bandana, polka-dot,
Deadeye adds NP to the pot.
You follow suit, the games begin,
Fate shall determine who will win. 

The dice are rolled, the ante met,
You hope to multiply your bet.
Deadeye looks down, tallies his score,
He’s made a perfect twenty-four!

He takes the pot, he takes it all,
Monty and Grim look set to brawl.
You calm them down to play again,
Within Krawk Island’s Bilge Dice den.

Captain Threelegs
by fivemilliononly

There is an Eyrie in the Krawk Island
working as a teacher in the Training School
He is old and only has one hand
yet loved by all as he is cool

Captain Threelegs was popular in the marine
Once a pirate sailing the high seas
serving onboard Esmeercadia and Peophintine
before retiring from his life of expertise

His crimes are pardoned
in exchange for his school teaching
With his past life disregarded
he now guides others in their learning

He takes Dubloons for the fee
to study under his guidance each day
Yet he lets students enter for free
on special days like Eyrie Day

The Battle Eyrie
by endisnigh

The Battle Faerie has a mighty friend
Who will be by her side til the end
A steed who is loyal and just
The Battle Eyrie's presence is a must

Their large size intimidates foes
Using talons to knock swords and bows
A companion as yellow as the sun
They'd soar into battle against anyone

Fighting alongside Aethia for years
Their help calming the Faerie's fears
No battle too big they wouldn't enter
Any brawl, you'll find them in the centre

We praise this Eyrie for all they've achieved
Aethia's comrade she's always believed
They will continue to serve the land
The Battle Eyrie - the faithful and grand

Branston Loves to Play Cheat
by maddie_bangz

Cheat is the name of the game
And Branston the Eyrie is ready
To sit down and play the next round
His game face is on and holding steady

This disco-loving Neopet is the best
At spotting the Cheaters at the table
He’s not afraid to call them out
While keeping his own composure stable

It’s hard to tell when Branston cheats
His demeanour is very cool and calm
Until he gets caught, then he’s upset
He might explode just like a bomb

But Cheat will always be his favourite
It’s the game he wants to play all day
He loves to get away with cheating
And feels no remorse when he has to betray

Be careful if you play a round with him
Branston knows exactly what he’s doing
Keep a close eye on this Eyrie each round
Or the cards in your hand will keep accruing

Fly me to the Stars
by ningkov1

Eyrie please fly me to the moon 
On Kreludor we’ll spend the afternoon,
At the Cafe delicious space snacks 
At the Bookstore we’ll relax

Eyrie please fly me to Terror Mountain’s top
We’ll skate around on the ice nonstop,
Help the Snow Faerie with a quest 
And talk with Inah - now Grey and depressed 

Eyrie please fly me to Mystery Island 
We’ll sit back on the warm sand,
A bright array of fruits to fill our bellies
Then we’ll head off to the Faeries

Eyrie please fly me to the Faerie Festival 
We’ll enjoy the grand spectacle,
Recycle all our old items 
Feel our bags lighten 

Eyrie please fly me the Haunted Woods
We’ll see all kinds of spooky goods,
Halloween is just around the corner 
A day of fun filled horror 

Eyrie please fly me to Neopia Central 
Helping one another is fundamental,
We’ll fight the creatures from the Void
Then at the hospital employed 

Eyrie please fly me to the stars 
We’ll look over Neopia from afar,
Our precious home is in trouble 
The deep Rift a mysterious puzzle 

Eyries please continue to stand tall,
And catch us when we fall 
Carried to a brighter future on your back 
Your strength of mind and body never lack

An Eyrie Halloween Costume
by gumgum101230

I searched the Eyrie section in
Uni’s Clothing Shop,
To find a costume I could wear
To scare my mom and pop!

I rummaged through the discount bin,
Hoping for a steal,
And couldn’t help but squeal
At the amazing deals!

I first found a Grim Reaper Mask,
And its scythe, shoes, and dress–
But this choice could cause irritation
Of my aged parents’ stress.

Then I saw a Head and Body
That mimic birds of prey–
But the matching Wings sold at a price
So high it made me sway.

But then the perfect set appeared
Before I turned around:
The Dress and Wig; Shoes and Balloon,
Of the most eerie Clown!

Faerie Eyrie
by agedbeauty

The Nostalgic Faerie Eyrie
Is graceful and it's sleek
From its downy purple feathers
To its elegant beak.

The colour palette for this beauty
Is truly second to none
And if I had to own a Faerie pet
It would definitely be this one.

But I will tell you a secret
That I very rarely share
Come close so I can whisper 
In a voice that's barely there.

You see, it's the converted Faerie Eyrie
That I have loved from the start -
The darker shades, the the pleasant hue
Yes, it truly has MY heart!

When Neopets were first converted
My first pet was an Eyrie Fae -
I still remember when the mall opened,
And how my pet looked that day.

The Nostalgic Faerie Eyrie
Sure has beauty and has flair,
But it's the converted Faerie Eyrie
That makes me stop and stare.

On Eyrie Day I always remember
How my first Neopet shone,
As she flew through the air,
On Faerie Eyrie wings everywhere.

Where is he?
by 9kas

He’s famous in Neopia, but where is he?
The Darigan Eyrie who ruled over all,
Once merely a general, he took the throne,
Ruling the Citadel ‘til his own downfall. 

The Three had whispered into his ears,
Igniting visions of despicable hatred
Towards the peaceful land of Meridell:
A fate of war they unknowingly awaited.

For the Eyrie sent King Skarl a gift,
A Court Dancer who instantly bewitched
The King with her enchanting spells of magic,
Incapacitating Skarl as the Eyrie wished. 

The Battle for Meridell thus commenced,
A brutal war, shattering the peace.
The Eyrie’s armies marched through the land,
Seizing grounds and property with ease.

Until a young Aisha broke the spell,
The Eyrie’s grasp on Skarl released.
Meridell awoken, its forces replenished,
The stakes of the war, now increased.

And Darigan’s old Lord abruptly reappeared,
The Eyrie astonished so greatly by this sight.
Two Lords of Darigan fought with their all,
’Til the Eyrie ultimately fell to his plight.

Infuriated, The Three shunned the Eyrie,
Stripping all power from Lord Kass.
Vanishing from The Three’s punishments,
So now where is he? Neopia begs to ask.

Camila Cardenas
by i_lovee_icecream

A fast and furious forward,
On Team Dacardia. 
Camila Cardenas is so quick,
She’ll induce tachycardia!

A true perfectionist,
Of the highest order. 
She’s got her moves measured,
She’s a master recorder. 

A Dacardia-colored Eyrie,
Purple and patterned. 
Camila is majestic,
Her marks are ever earned. 

Maybe not this year,
And maybe not next,
But sometime in the future,
Team Dacardia will apex.

Captain Threelegs
by togepwi

Want to get stronger?
You gotta train for longer!
The Academy has all you need!
Captain Threelegs will get you up to speed!

Make sure you have to Dubloons to pay
Or else you'll be turned away!
If it's something you can afford
The Eyrie will teach you how to use a sword!

The captain is quite tough
So the courses can be a bit rough
But it's worth to take his test
They say that he's the best!

A former pirate, no longer on the run
That part of his life is done
Now he teaches others in his time
In exchange for a pardon for his days of crime

So what are you waiting for?
Take a step through the door!
Captain Threelegs will do you right
You'll learn how to win a fight!

Myrtle, Eyrie Food Eater Extraordinaire!
by alagfalaswen

A skilled seamstress, Myrtle may be
working at Prigpants and Swolthy,
But deep in this demure Eyrie
is a skill most extraordinary

Myrtle can eat, and eat quite well,
she speed-eats for sport, in a nutshell
Give her eyewiches, start the bell -
she’ll outeat all others in a spell.

In the Spooky Food Eating Contest,
She tied with Turfy as second best,
Though, given the startling circumstance
she might have been first at second glance. 

These days, Myrtle’s not been a slouch
as all her acquaintances will vouch,
Should another eating contest arise,
She’s determined to snatch first prize!