Chomby Day Special

Jelly Blobs of Doom
by tatyanne

I am a Jelly Chomby—
The tiniest you’ve ever seen.
I am a little squishy,
And a translucent shade of green.

I love eating Jelly Blobs—
I eat them all day long.
Soon I shall achieve my dream
Of becoming big and strong.

I do not live in Jelly World—
That place does not exist!
Some claim that it is real,
But such ideas shall be dismissed.

As I forage for my food,
These Jelly Blobs slide around.
Some are really small and tiny,
But ginormous ones abound.

I have got to be so careful
To only eat the ones smaller than me.
I munch and munch and then I grow,
Swallowing them all ravenously.

Oh no, here comes a big one,
And another and yet another!
I have nowhere I could run to—
Now I’m crying for my mother.

Help me, someone, HELP ME!
I AM STUCK IN A JELLY BLOB OF DOOM!
I AM JUST A LITTLE JELLY CHOMBY,
SOMEONE SAVE ME FROM THIS GLOOM!

Mayor's Duty
by togepwi

Moltara is a wonderful city
The glowing lights are so pretty
Even behind the scenes
We have well-oiled machines

In front of the town hall
The Mayor of Moltara greets all
The tenacious Chomby works day and night
Organizing city systems to be just right

The mayor has an important duty
In order to keep Moltara's beauty
He certainly has great ambition
Everything must be in top condition!

After all, we're near the planet's core
One wrong move and we're done for!
The mayor is careful and wise
Safety is always emphasized!

Chomby and the Fungus Balls’ Biggest Hit - Neopets Fever
by i_lovee_icecream

Chomby shakin’ the ground,
There is movement all around.
A stampede through the crowd,
And I can feel it.

Fungus balls fly through the air,
There is dancin' out there.
These disco moves we can't share,
We can't steal it.

That sweet Giant Omelette,
From the Tyrannian Plateau,
Controlling my mind and my soul.
When you share it with me, yeah;
Then we’re ready for our show.

Then I get Neopets fever, Neopets fever;
We know how to do it.
Gimme that Neopets fever, Neopets fever;
We know how to show it.

Here we are,
Singing you funky disco grooves,
Living on the music so fine.
Bouncing with the fungus balls,
And makin' it mine.

Neopets fever, Neopets fever;
We know how to do it.
Gimme that Neopets fever, Neopets fever;
We know how to show it.

Two Things to Recall about Chombies
by shenkuun

From the jungles of Tyrannia, 
Chombies roam and graze, 
They munch on vegetation, 
Enjoying sunny days. 

Moving from plant to tree, 
Enjoying yummy Terry Berries, 
Travelling in their herds, 
Appearing large and scary. 

There's more to Chombies than meets the eye, 
Grand statures cause confusion, 
One would believe they're mean and scary, 
An optical illusion. 

If you really know a Chomby, 
There's two things to recall, 
They're docile by nature, 
Just hide those fungus balls.

The Chomby Mayor of Moltara
by alagfalaswen

Steel sings, meted metal scraping sounds into the air, 
I heed not the harsh symphony, ambling to town square, 
Where at the town hall waits a Chomby, patient and keen, 
Who tells the thrilling tale on how - to keep Neopia green -

The greatest minds of science and magic collaborated 
To journey deep beneath the earth - the core they targeted. 
Their skills and knowledge gave birth to the machinery 
That keeps natural disasters at bay permanently. 

Then sought they for a leader to keep the machines running 
in tip-top condition; there was some heated arguing, 
But eventually all agreed that the Chomby mayor 
Was the best fit for the post; thus began his tenure 

As Moltara's chief engineer whose primary duty 
is to see the stabilisation units run smoothly, 
He also narrates the land's history to rapt tourists, 
and The Event which presented Moltara to the surface. 

His calm personality halts any concern 
one may have of the machines going out of turn, 
He's informative and has every mental means 
To keep Moltara running; there's been no problem since. 

When asked how he keeps his fine moustache non-sooty 
Green eyes twinkling, he divulged quite confidentially, 
"The moustache wax of Hubrid Nox works many wonders -
I import it by the crate, with cash from my own purse."

This cheery Chomby is truly the most reliable
and all Moltarans agree his role is crucial.
So, thank you, Mayor sir, for your stalwart devotion - 
for Chombies just like you are surely one in a million.

The Lament of a Chomby Chased By Blobs
by _brainchild_

I am a Chomby, chased by blobs
Of jelly oh so mean.
When will these vicious, fighting globs
Turn their behaviour clean?
I try to run, yet I'm a dino,
So I can't go fast.
I slip across the floor---oh, no!
Blobs, please just run on past.

What did I do to anger them?
They always swallow me!
From where does certain fury stem?
This witch-hunt cannot be.
I wonder how these things can move?
They're jelly, quite possessed?
Across the floor I'm forced to groove---
I'm scared, I must confess!

This Chomby isn't oh so quick,
Yet I just have to run.
I feel no faster than a brick,
Since this sure isn't fun.
Maybe the blobs will stop someday,
But meanwhile, I shall rush.
Until then, I will feel dismay
Because these globs won't hush.

The Stealthy Chomby: a Pantoum
by 9kas

In the darkest of night she tiptoes along,
Quietly hiding, with nary a sound. 
The Chomby flexes her muscles so strong,
Awaiting her foe to be finally found. 

Quietly hiding, with nary a sound,
The Chomby protects Neopia with fervour. 
Awaiting her foe to be finally found,
She prepares to valiantly defend with valour. 

The Chomby protects Neopia with fervour,
Dressed stealthily, she blends into the night. 
She prepares to valiantly defend with valour,
Armed with throwing stars, ready to fight. 

Dressed stealthily, she blends into the night,
Wide-rimmed hat and facemask conceal,
Armed with throwing stars, ready to fight,
Covered with protective spikes of steel. 

Wide-rimmed hat and facemask conceal,
She spies her adversary and swiftly attacks,
Covered with protective spikes of steel,
Her foe surrenders, and in fear backtracks. 

She spies her adversary and swiftly attacks,
The Chomby flexes her muscles so strong.
Her foe surrenders, and in fear backtracks,
In the darkest of night she tiptoes along.

3-Card Draw Solitaire
by bittersweet52

I was - and I am - a quiet sort of girl
Off by myself, nose often in a book
Solitary pursuits are just my speed
Well below the limit, while life rushes on

To pass the time I also liked cards
Sakhmet Solitaire was a favourite of mine
When I was young, the ante was rough
But you only live once, and life rushes on

Fifty Neopoints - you pay to the host -
A smiling Chomby with a headdress of gold
As you begin to draw your cards
Three rounds you will play before life moves on

For each card you send up to its place
You earn Neopoints back into your hand
When three rounds of draws have been used up
You collect your winnings, and life moves on

Or maybe it doesn't, maybe you stay
Maybe you play again and again
Time lost to the Lost Desert, out of your grasp
Like the sands of the dunes, and life goes on

But eventually the host will bar your way
Whether or not a trophy you've earned
You'll be forced to return another day
If you want to continue, but life goes on

Spiky Tyrannian Chomby
by dragonlord812

Spiky Tyrannian Chomby, great dino friend.
Lovely blue and yellow, the colours do blend.
With a clubbed tail and spikes on her back;
This mighty Chomby knows how to act.

Spiky Tyrannian Chomby, lady of the land.
She's a fierce fighter if she makes a stand.
With her wide eyes and dark blue beak;
Battle after battle she wins in a streak.

Spiky Tyrannian Chomby is a fighter, true.
But she's also a loyal friend to me and you.
So don't be fooled by how she appears;
This brave Chomby will calm all your fears.

A Taste of Vitriol
by ningkov1

The Chomby was never satiated 
Nerves always grated,
Hunger pains
Nothing to lose or gain

The Giant Hungry Malevolent Chomby roared 
Through the skies the sounds soared,
Leaving a path of destruction 
With fierce hunger unable to function 

Roofs devoured 
Towns scoured,
All of the Soup Faerie’s soup gone 
A grumbling song 

Trees eaten away 
Sweet cakes all day,
A mountain of snacks 
Myriad attacks 

Hunger always by the Chomby’s side 
A rumbling stomach along for the ride 
This Malevolent Chomby can’t find rest 
Don’t invite him over as your dinner guest!

The Origins of the Chomby
by maddie_bangz

The Chombies we know and love
Are sweet and shy and never glum
But now you might be wondering
Where did Chombies even come from?

It all began with a large earthquake
That shook Neopia with its force
And a hidden tunnel was revealed
That led us to the Chomby’s source

The vegetation was thick and tough
And no one was able to travel through
Until the Chombies cleared the way
By biting off some pieces to chew

Because Chombies love to eat so much
They cleared the tunnel very fast
And Neopia was able to find
A place modelled from the past

A prehistoric secretive land
Tyrannia was one of a kind
And Neopians were so excited
By this new and revolutionary find

And once the battles were all done
And Tyrannia was victorious in the end
Neopians everywhere loved their Chombies
And made them all their forever friend

Admiral Blackbeard
by sierrasiobhan

A colossal beast with beard of dark black
Strolls into the Food Club ready to snack
Sits down in front of a massive food stack
Licking his lips ready to attack

When not on the Jolly Chomby he's here
To eat his heart out is his goal, it's clear
He's got a such a multifaceted career
Eating and pirating are what he holds dear

Although he prefers vegetables and fruit
All kinds of food are no match for this brute
Don't stand in the way of his ravenous pursuit
Or think about stealing his pirate loot

No matter his venture he puts up a fight
A Chomby so brave, and strong, and bright
Site of his pirate flag causes great fright
He refuses to lose any day or night

Admiral Blackbeard is a pirate at heart
But gorging himself is truly an art
This nugget of knowledge he'll impart
"Never miss out on a sweet fruit tart!"

Faerie Chomby
by agedbeauty

Behold the Faerie Chomby,
Her wings aloft in whimsy,
Her colors fair and flight of grace
As she flits about so nimbly.

When you think of Chomby
You might think of brutes who stomp about
But the Faerie Chomby
Is nothing like that lout.

Instead she plays upon the wind
As her wings flutter by and by,
And if you've never had one,
You surely should ask yourself why.

For could there ever be,
A pet so full of grace -
Flitting cloud to cloud,
Wingbeats more delicate than lace? 

Surely not, so this must be
Your sign to adopt one today -
What better time could there be,
Than this year's Chomby Day?

Let's Celebrate, Chombies!
by pnaylala24

Today is Chomby Day!
Let’s Celebrate!
Chombies are usually shy,
But not tonight!
For they invited all their friends
To celebrate the Chomby festival until the end!
They will munch on Cactus Blossoms and Terry Berries
Their favourite, they will be sharing!
They will not have Fungus Balls!
They hate them, y’all !
There will be a giant feast!
It will be very neat!
All of Neopia, come have a blast!
The food is first class!
So come to the Chomby Day festivities
Enjoy all the pleasantries!
Young and old, let everyone come together
Long live Chombies Forever

A Chomby Gnome Collectable Charm
by betti666

What’s cuter on a charm than a Chomby gnome?!
That’s a question you once asked me
I looked at the Charm that hung from your bag
Saw its smile and had to agree

There’s nothing that beats the bright yellow
Of a cute little Chomby design
To be part of every outfit you wear
Evoking a joy like sunshine

It also sports a beard and a hat
Classic attire for a gnome 
You say that because of these things
It will always remind you of home

A token to reflect our garden that sports 
Other Gnomes, like Techo and Draik
Whereas the Chomby chomps down on a flower 
The Ruki holds up a long rake

Your Chomby Gnome Collectable Charm
Is with you wherever you go
Through good days and bad, joy and defeat
Through spring sun and blizzards of snow