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Bunch Of Coconuts
by Trubiekatie

I'm playing yet again,
This completely rigged game.
Giving out an avatar,
It's gotten quite the fame.

But, it also is famous
For being so unfair.
The amount I end up spending
Gives my bank account a scare.

That silly Coconut Shy
Run by the crazed Leeroy.
Near the roller coaster,
This game does annoy.

You throw a small ball
To hit those coconuts.
When I keep missing,
I think I am a klutz.
But, I swear it's not me!
I hit that one for sure.
It hardly even wobbled --
This, surely, I can assure.

I just want to knock one off,
Is that really much to ask?
This game isn't difficult;
A rather simple task.

Please Leeroy, I beg,
Just let me win one time.
To cheat all these Neopians
Must surely be a crime!

An Ode To Fyora
by Superpepe

Fyora, Fyora, queen of all, 
symbol of all that is good, 
ruler of all the faeries
has been respected by all. 

Residing in a tower, 
so very nicely hidden, 
even from the keenest eyes, 
she watches over Neopia. 

Shrouded in her own magic, 
the castle has been hidden, 
by a mysterious veil that 
only the learned can find. 

With her magical prowess, 
she helps to deter evil
shadows lurking in Neopia, 
and keeps them safely at bay.

To The Duchess Of The Sway
by Dortho

To the Duchess of The Sway, 
I'm really glad I don't swing your way. 
With all due respect, you arrogant prig, 
Proudly adorning a second-hand wig. 

Your beak in the air, all proud and tall, 
You should put your beak to the wall...
And think about what you have done. 

Your selfish wants left many bereft of joy, 
Looking at the Obelisk as if it were a toy. 
The Awakened saw you laughing, 
Thinking they had no chance,
You might want to give a second glance
Before making another choice. 
From The Awakened, you will hear their voice.

Stocking Up On Ogrin Morphing Potions
by Indulgences

The Ogrin morphing potions are
Now cheap and bargain steals.
They're very economical;
I snap them up with zeal!

A paltry sum, two thousand points,
And a potion can be yours.
Each one is rimmed with pretty fur
On its exterior!

I buy these potions in huge bulk.
I use them on my 'pets.
When one is zapped to something bad,
No need to get upset!

I simply douse my errant 'pet
And change its species form.
It now becomes an Ogrin and
I'm glad that it's transformed!

So, buy some potions for yourself
And use them when you want!
The Ogrin's such a pretty 'pet,
A 'pet that you should flaunt!

The Scratchcard Keeper
by Pifflish

Come on down! Ssstep right up!
How can Sssidney be of ssservice?
May I offer you a ssscratchcard?
They're not cossstly; don't be nervous!

Six spots scratched and three spots matched,
With just nine ssspots from which to choose;
You aren't guaranteed to win,
But it's not likely that you'll lose.

Cross my palm, sir, take your card, sir,
Draw one from my weathered hat;
This one wins if you should ssscratch, sir,
Thrice the bone or thrice the bat.

Ah, what a shame! How unexpected!
No prize at all to recoup your cost.
My heart--it achesss, it truly does!
But I'm afraid, sir, that you've lost.

Oh, what a job, this game I've rigged --
These rubes think they can win it;
Sssuckers may not fall from trees,
But one's born every minute!


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