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FLOTSAM DAY SPECIAL
Train The Flotsam Way
Is your Flotsam overweight?
Does he find it hard to swim?
Fitness train the Flotsam way
to make him nice and trim!
First we start with speed laps
to gauge the task we're facing,
then we move to deep sea dives
to get the heartbeat racing.
Food intake is monitored
with kelp and plankton rationed.
By following our daily plan
a fitter Flotsam's fashioned!
With proper diet and exercise,
the pounds will melt away,
and that is why I recommend
you train the Flotsam way!
My Cloud Flotsam Shampoo
If my hair is feeling weighed down,
one shampoo never makes me frown.
That's my Cloud Flotsam Shampoo!
It's in the loveliest shade of blue.
It's true to its name for sure
when your hair needs an airy cure.
This summer your hair will be cool,
just as if you swam in the pool.
Everything about it is just divine,
from its smell to its cute design.
If you're frugal, please don't fret --
the price won't leave you in debt.
Your hair is going to thank you
after letting this shampoo imbue.
Some say it's Psellia's invention,
but a secret to avoid the attention.
Whatever the case, there's no fuss,
because this shampoo is a big plus.
It can certainly tackle any hair,
making your locks supremely fair.
Plesio The Mediocre
He mans a wheel so mediocre,
One not monotonous, one not exciting,
But do not let his attitude deter --
The wheel's moderate, not uninviting.
Plesio the Flotsam works the contraption,
His circle of rock -- Tyrannian themed.
He'll tell you the wheel is boring in its actions,
Pedestrian to the extreme.
His belief's clear through his expression,
As though he and his wheel
Border the mundane,
And though many prizes are worth the session,
It's as if the wheel's Plesio's bane.
Perhaps you could go out of your way
And give that most mediocre wheel a spin?
Plesio may be brightened this Flotsam Day,
And you'll never know what you might win!
Fun And Exciting... Not Really.
Come to Tyrannia
and you shall see,
the fun and exciting
Wheel of Mediocrity.
Run by a Flotsam,
Plesio is the name,
so spin the wheel
and enjoy the game.
Sure, you can hit dinosaurs, tar pits,
and an Aisha named Bones,
but it's still more fun
than sitting at home.
And, with all of this excitement,
you know Plesio will start,
about how this is so much better
than a Tyrannian Water Park.
Yes, it's fun and exciting...
except, not really,
but what to expect from
something called mediocrity?
So, go ahead now
and give it a spin,
even though mediocrity
is what you'll probably win.
Plesio, Captain Of The Sea
Elder of Tyrannia
and Captain of the sea.
He led his valiant troops
to a great war victory.
In this time long ago,
in the great Tyrannian War,
he protected the land
from the Monoceraptor.
No 'pet can deny
that he is brave and bold.
No 'pet can doubt
this hero of legends old.
When the land was invaded,
he stood his ground.
Tyrannia can always count
on Plesio being around.
One may often wonder,
where might this hero be?
You shall find him manning
the Wheel of Mediocrity.
Faster than the tiniest
Of Super Attack Peas
Is a Flotsam, blending well
With her surrounding seas.
Those who see her shooting past
Think she is a mirage,
But restless waters tell no lies:
The Flotsam’s camouflage.
Her purpose is not for deceit,
To whet her appetite,
But so others, from far away,
Think she is Maractite.
Approach and gaze upon her stripes,
The rippled, sea-like hues,
Which burst alive greys and greens
As well as tell-tale blues.
Up close, her iridescent eyes
Tell tales of her birthplace.
The sea is nestled in her heart
Where it won’t be replaced.
Her skin, soft as a gold seashell,
Shows what she never hides:
The place she’s from. She sports those
Colors with utmost pride.
The Underwater Chef
If your travels bring you to
Mystery Island, you will find
a purple Flotsam whose name
is the Underwater Chef.
He used to lead a charmed life,
cooking for the most prestige,
Maraqua's royal family,
before Maraqua was destroyed.
Back then, cooking was his passion,
but after escaping from
the giant maelstrom and having
a new employer, things changed.
The great Mumbo Pango whom he serves,
demands food every five minutes,
and has a giant appetite
with a taste for strange recipes.
Thus he seems bitter and annoyed,
having to rush around the place
and constantly worry if he
will be thrown in the Cooking Pot.
Ode To The Graceful Flotsam
If you travel to the deepest sea,
You’ll see that Maraquan 'pets abound,
But there is one, graceful and free,
That is the most beautiful 'pet around.
The Flotsam with her shining horn,
The very picture of elegance,
Rising up to greet each morn
With joy and hopefulness immense.
The other Maraquans look on with envy,
Wishing that they could have her speed,
For, if life was a race of agility,
She would certainly take the lead.
She twists and turns and flips and spins,
Twirling in a dexterous dance,
Propelling around as she pumps her fins,
Frolicking among the coral and plants.
The Flotsam has a heart of gold
Willing to help everyone,
She’ll do whatever she is told,
Putting others before her own fun.
Now the Maraquans gather to conspire,
Getting the festivities underway,
A surprise party for the 'pet they admire,
Because today is Flotsam Day!
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