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I Blame The Myncies
by Comawhite333

If you ever have a problem,
I know who to blame:
For the longest time,
It's been more of the same.

Something is broken,
Neopia is down,
Even the queen of all faeries
Is left with a frown.

The culprits for this,
What I call "the technological lame,"
Are the Myncies, of course --
They hold all the blame.

TNT covers for these critters,
There's no disputing that,
They instead write names
And throw them all in a hat.

Or sometimes they draw straws
To continue to cover;
They don't need the boss upstairs
To come down and hover.

See, he has no clue 
What they're doing down there,
That Comastar is sitting at her desk
Brushing her pet Mynci's hair.

That snarkie has a friend
With whom she shares her red vines;
That the old art is so terrible,
'Cause a Mynci can't draw a straight line.

That the programmers can't concentrate
And finish their work,
Because the Myncies are reining havoc,
Just running berserk.

So, just blame the Myncies,
Because it really is all their fault.
This situation is obvious,
No other culprits to be sought.

Keepin' It
by Dortho

Here in Neopia, do you aim 
For what you really want?
Or just something to brag, 
To make others grunt, 
Jaws dropping with jealousy, for all to see, 
So you can be in the spotlight for all to see?

How much can you get for the item you have, 
Which so many want?
A whole bunch of gift box caps 
With which you taunt.
Sometimes they re-release, you know. 
Now how do you feel, 
While the dreamers glow?

Of course, they won't 
Always do that, you know. 
Appreciate what you have and glow. 
Others' opinions of values exponentially grow, 
But you never know, 
How far they can plummet 
And how fast they go. 

Think about what the items mean to YOU, 
And not the value others place on them.
To yourself, always stay true! 
And be happy through and through.

The Queen Of Green
by Jokerless

Somewhere amidst the leafy brush,
Should you dare to peek around,
Past that stray branch or tree trunk,
There might be a queen crowned.

Brown hair flows down her back,
Shamrock rests upon headband,
A pretty, elegant gown made simple, 
Ready to walk with sceptre in hand.

Just a touch of her sceptre alone,
Clover field of an emerald shade
Is covered by many a flower bud,
Dead grass becomes colored jade. 

Her distant kingdom stretches far,
Governed by nature's rightful heir,
Tawny woodland to forest abroad,
All growing, verdant land ruled fair.
                            
Her kindness knows no bounds
Because, to be a queen of green,
It's compassion and respectfulness
You must embody far and in-between.

Lutari Pops
by Sugarypixiestix2

Lutari Pops cannot be beat,
they truly are a special treat!
I eat them up all year round,
even ones I find on the ground.

Picking a favourite is a tough deal,
Choosing them all would be ideal.
Though I admit Lenny Lime is great,
It gets an 11 out of 10 for a rate.

Lutari Pops are so very versatile,
giving off a tangy delicious style.
Snacks, desserts, or with a meal,
they will always be to your appeal.

On a hot summer's day they're best,
when you get home and need a rest.
Their wrappers are especially cute,         
everything about them has repute.

My Neopets like them as much as me,
eating them fills them with glee.
I hope they make more flavours soon,
just one more would be opportune!

Journey To Roo Island
by Sharnee_sparkle

Journey to Roo Island
And stop by the coffee shop,
Greet the friendly Shoyru waitress,
She won't serve you any slop!

Journey to Roo Island
And ride the Merry Go Round!
Sit your 'pet atop a wooden Uni,
It's better than in The Pound!

Journey to Roo Island,
Have a go at Deadly Dice!
Some are lucky, some are not,
Don't roll twice is my advice!

Journey to Roo Island,
Visit the bouncy Spring Shop,
Toys that boing are being sold,
Try and catch one before it gets away, hop!

Journey to Roo Island,
Check out the Dice-A-Roo,
Fancy a game of chance?
Then it is perfect for you!

Journey to Roo Island,
Enter the souvenirs store,
Make a purchase to remind you of your trip,
You'll be coming back soon for more!


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