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SLOTH APPRECIATION DAY SPECIAL

The Plot That Never Was
By Schefflera

Alas, Doctor Sloth! They have canceled you, dear.
No devious plotting for you.
It seems that there just isn't time now and here
To spend it on puzzle and clue.

You've financed your robots
With pop-ups and pop,
But now they sit idle and rust.
Your latest invasion is just a big flop,
And all your ambitions are dust.

Neopia just now discovered its moon,
Which isn't observant, we know.
With books, robots, furniture sundry and soon
A mystery: Orange Grundos.

It's not to be solved and the code won't be found,
Though something is coming ere long.
New games and then Grundo Day
Still come around,
But you won't be singing your song.

Whack-A-Sloth
By Geneames1

Of the pantheon of villains
A Neopet might face
The one that scares him most of all
Arrived from Outer Space!

Grundos serve their Master true
But dread to speak his name
To help them cope with fear of him
They play a little game

Two Grundos at the ready stand
Their ruby eyes agleam
With rolled newspapers held in hand
They make an awesome team

'Til shoots from an ejection tube
A creature made of cloth
With button eyes and stitched on mouth
It looks like Dr. Sloth!

With practiced aim the Grundos swing
And squash the fiendish sock
A Sloth extermination team
They cleaned his wooly clock!

So when Sloth gives them jobs to do
And sends them huff - and - puffing
They comply with smiles and think of times
They've knocked out all his stuffing.

Sloth Invasion - The Million Clone March
By Numbertwelve

A mass of clicking, grinding gears,
The culmination of Neopia's fears,
An army sent by Sloth to destroy,
The hopes of every girl and boy.

Across the land the soulless march,
No need for food, not feeling parch,
His image chiselled on each visage,
His horde, his minions, his entourage.

Never tiring, no need to sleep,
They cross the land and crush the meek,
This heartless mass of marching clones,
A group of mindless, murderous drones.

But hark, what there, that sound so clear,
A trumpet's call to rend the fear,
Of all Neopians young and old,
March forth the soldiers just and bold.

A million clones come crashing on,
As new day's sun comes greet the dawn,
But on the horizon stands a force,
Of Neopia's finest Knights of course.

Armed to the teeth and grinning grim,
They march forward though hope is slim,
To meet the force of the tyrant Sloth,
To battle for Neopia, before all is lost.

Praise to You, Sloth
By Laurelinden

Praise to Sloth upon this day!
Praise to Doctor Frank!
Let his wise bright eyes of red
(Not at all malevolent)
Watch our every movement here,
Kindly and benevolent.

Praise to Sloth upon this day!
Praise to Doctor Frank!
Let his cloak of midnight black
(Not at all gloomy and worn)
Be attire we all shall wear,
And our fashion be reborn!

Praise to Sloth upon this day!
Praise to Doctor Frank!
Let his glorious green tinged skin
(Not at all sickly and pale)
Be our nation's symbol shade,
And color our flag's detail.

Praise to Sloth upon this day!
Praise to Doctor Frank!
Let his hair done in three spikes
(Not at all ridiculous)
Be our way of fur and fuzz;
Let him make it famous.

Praise to Sloth upon this day!
Praise to Doctor Frank!
May you be our idol tall
(Yes, completely serious)
May you wisely rule us all,
And banish those treasonous!

A Letter From Dr. Sloth
By Poisonpendant

Dearest subjects, I write to you
Sentiments deep, heartfelt and true,
From the darkest depths of my secret lair:
I'm coming back, do not despair.

I've got a few surprises in store
For Neopia, I'll reveal a little more,
It may involve my mighty ship
Hovering above in a hidden strip
Of space, somewhere near Kreludor,
But I digress, I must not bore
You with details of my master plan,
Rest assured I'll do all I can
To regain my rightful place
As beloved leader, for soon my face
Will adorn every shop and home,
And I'll be back upon my throne.

Therefore you will not begrudge
My right to zap you to piles of sludge,
Forget the fear of my death ray
And celebrate my special day...
(Or else)

Yours malevolently,
Dr. Frank Sloth



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