Jetsam Day Special!

Happy Jetsam Day!
by table

A jetsam joined my family not too long ago
And as my mum would say: “Elle est beau” 
Beautiful she is, but so very sad
Living in a fish bowl on the mystery islands drove her mad

Now she has all the space to swim
She has friends, space and food but she still feels grim
I asked the Gelert doctor in the neo hospital if he had any news
And he claimed it were neoblues!

He said, “Plenty of Tasty Pie and she’ll be eating pet pets again in no time”
And make sure to give her plenty of down time!
But my jetsam stayed so sad and grey
Someone said: she’s grey, so maybe she’ll always live in dismay?

Six months later she still won’t eat pet pets from the rock pool
Even those that would make any Jetsam drool
She started communicating and told us to stop taking her there
Those petpets deserve a life as well, it’s just not fair!

I don’t want to live in a bowl, and neither should anyone else
Everyone should have space to swim between plants and shells!
Please fight for freedom for not just me
Free all water creatures in Neopia, that is my plea!

Now she got that off her chest
And all my Neopets do their best!
We fight for freedom for all neopets in aquatic places
No more maraquan friends crammed in small spaces!

My Jetsam is brave and strong
She definitely knows right from wrong
So follow her moral compass and take a different direction
And if you disagree, maybe you need some more time for reflection!

Spectre the Jetsam
by myncithemonkey

Spectre, cunning and leery,
Master of card counting,
His countenance dreary,
Palpable tension mounting.

Those shiny Jetsam teeth,
Exude menacing danger,
Evil thoughts lurk beneath,
Callous as a stranger.

Try to challenge his throne,
A near hopeless task,
Sending chills to your bone,
For any who dare to ask.

Among piles of gold,
He will live out his days,
Spectre is, truth be told,
Uncontested in his ways.

A Jetsam for Every Job
by umbrex

If you look around, you will find,
all over the Neopian land,
a spectacular species raring to go:
aren't Jetsams just grand?

If a skilled player is what you seek
then Spectre simply has no match.
With a devious grin and beady eyes,
your neopoints he will snatch.

Another resides in the NC Mall;
various furniture, she sells.
You'll know her by her stylish outfit,
adorned with cute algae and shells.

But if someone out of this world
is the kind of Jetsam you want,
to the Cosmic Dome you can go...
but beware, the Jetsame Ace loves to vaunt.

So for Jetsam Day, pay them a visit,
as well as the others under the sea.
Strong, funny, cute, and sneaky,
no more wonderful could Jetsams be.

Those Tenacious Jetsams: A Ghoti's Lament
by _brainchild_

As a Ghoti, I despise
Those Jetsams oh so fierce.
Steering clear of them is wise—
My soul they'll always pierce.
My life relies on straying far—
Their jaws are what I fear.
I flee with speed of shooting stars—
They bring the end quite near.

Some owners oh so negligent
Subject my kind to teeth.
For what? Their wicked souls are bent 
On avatars. I seethe—
The lives of many fish are lost
In name of shiny squares.
When Jetsams come, souls turn to frost—
These monsters shouldn't dare!

I swim, forever petrified
Of sharks with giant jaws,
Exposed. There's never room to hide,
Nor time to stop and pause.
These evil creatures are the bane
Of any Ghoti's life.
All smaller fish shall feel the pain
Of this disturbing strife.

Sam the Jetsam
by musicpops

Have you met Sam the Jetsam?
He's quite a lively 'pet.
Give him a burger, be it plushie or ham,
Into his tummy it'll go, nice and content.

Have you seen his sharp jaws?
They're quite the weapon.
Don't worry, don't fret, because
He won't bite you - at least so I reckon!

Have you seen his eyes?
They're quite the looker.
Avoiding them might be wise,
Lest he grabs and puts you in a cooker!

Of course, I'm just teasing
Sam's an angel, for sure
He can be sweet and pleasing
But only when a treat's been assured!

The Virtues of Jetsam Ace
by lil_reef

In the cosmic arena awaits Jetsam Ace,
Battle-ready in his futuristic space gear,
Such a formidable opponent to choose to face,
But you do so anyways without any fear.

His grimace deepens as you approach,
Preparing his short battle speech,
You listen to his eerie reproach,
And the battle begins with one swift outreach.

In the end he falls and without standing,
Passes you the spoils of your victory grand,
But this does not stop him from you demanding,
Another battle on this scarred battle-land.

His courage never waivers, 
His confidence never fades,
One defeat will not end him,
He will never throw down his blades.

These virtues of him are upheld,
By every Jetsam on this special day,
In any other species they are unparalleled,
Neither fear nor defeat nor loss nor fray,
Will ever keep the mighty Jetsam at bay!

Happy Jetsam Day!

Jetsam At The Beach
by migorz13

Come catch a wave
Down by the sea
My Jetsam will come
Oh how happy we'll be

You bring your floatees
I'll take my boards
We'll bring some pool noodles 
And play them like swords

My Jetsam will take us
We'll dive down below
He'll show us some seagrass
And avoid undertow

In case there is danger
Like we're down there too long
My Jetsam will save us
He swims oh so strong

We'll have so much fun
The best ever beach day
My Jetsam will come
And together we'll play

16th of Collecting
by 0llyness

You know what, Neopians?
I think it's time for a riddle.
So gather around, friends, 
And pay attention to this twiddle.

I'm thinking of a species,
A type of Neopet.
They're quite small and tiny,
But still very much a threat.

Their numbers have dwindled,
Their food source is why.
They're quite aggressive, you see,
And enjoy Flotsam pie.

Is that enough?
Have you guessed?
Need a hint?
I'll take that as a yes.

Native to Maraqua,
These are mean, fighting fish.
But if you befriend one,
For a better ally you cannot wish.

Their voices? Quite hoarse.
I speak of the Jetsam, of course!

Little Jetsam
by missallsunday

What's the surface like?
Little Jetsam asks
Can they stay in the sun?
And his father answers:
There are all types of neopets
All colors alike

It sounds amazing, can I go there?
Little Jetsam smiles
But his father answears
That maybe the surface
Isn't the place for pets like us
Who like to bite

One day I'll go there
Little Jetsam dreams
And maybe one day
When Kois don't run away
Hiding from us
I'll be accepted there

And so the day has come
And Little Jetsam goes
Up to the surface
To celebrate his birthday
And find out Jetsams have a place in the sun
After all