Jhudora Day Special

Jhudora's Bluff
by kadzzooks

Let me tell you of Jhudora’s Bluff,
My journey through it was truly tough
I toiled, begged, fought and bought
For every item Jhudora sought

The first requests weren’t so bad
She asked for things I already had
In return, she gave me junk
And deeper in her game I sunk 

As I climbed, so did her asks,
Each new demand a greater task
By the time I reached half way
My patience (and pockets) wore away

Still, I continued, hair gone grey
In time and ‘points, I dearly paid
At last, I reached the final prize,
The greatest honour: the Scimitar of Lies

“For the final task…” Jhudora alit
“You must bring me Illusen’s wit.” 
I ran at once, for time was key
Blind to her cruel trickery

I searched and searched in every place,
Until I knew I’d lost the race
Defeated, I returned and she hissed:
“Of course you failed. It doesn’t exist.”

Berry Jhudora Petit Four
by betti666

If the final stage is eating
What comes right before
Let's take a look at making
Berry Jhudora Petit Four

Prior to partaking 
In this special treat
It is decorated with icing
Purple, green, and sweet

Underneath the topping 
A bite sized square cut cake
Green and quite show-stopping 
And a fair challenge to bake 

Plus between the layers 
A berry jam is spread
Jhudora’s naysayers 
Might look on it with dread

So when you next do ponder
What to serve at morning tea
The opportunity please don’t squander 
To serve these cake to me

Tyrannical Lady (Ode to Jhudora)
by prettyobscure

Tyrannical lady
In purple and green!
She’ll make you cower,
She’ll make you scream!

“Fetch me this! Fetch me that!”
“Jhudora, I can’t! It’s r99!”
“Grrr…Don’t come back!”
…How dare you waste her time?

Tyrannical lady
Doesn’t pretend to be nice!
What? Are you afraid?
Don’t make her ask twice!

No time for springtime nonsense!
Are you worthy of her quests?
She’s not convinced…
You better try your best.

Tyrannical lady
In purple and green!
She hasn’t got the official title,
But she’s still a QUEEN!

Failed Jhudora Quest
by restrictedsection

The day that I turned on Jhudora
Was a day to run in horror.
I thought I was a brave explorer,
But I tripped and lost my fedora.

Instead of being timely on her quest,
I thought, well, I knew best!
But I failed her specific test,
And she saw me as nothing but a pest.

Jhudora shot me a glare,
And I knew I should be scared.
So I said a quick little prayer,
And I saw I had to get out of there.

I do not need to hear your opinions,
I know of her formidable minions.
They let me know I was in her dominion,
And I knew what I'd done was a sin.

For they chased me away,
And told me to come back another day.
So beware Jhudora, I say!
Or be prepared to listen, okay?

Jhudora's Bodyguards
by cookybananas324

Intrude not in Jhudora’s lair
For deep within there lurks a pair
Of hungry beasts on silent paws
With blood-red eyes and dripping jaws
Invaders risk their fierce attacks!
(They can be bribed with Petpet snacks.)

Trained to guard Jhudora’s home
Up and down her halls they roam
Long, sharp tusks and fearsome teeth
Claws they’re eager to unsheathe
Their vicious nature is unmatched!
(The purple one likes her ears scratched.)

Sarah and Daisy, a matched set
Of truly dangerous Petpets
Clad in green and purple fur
Better Gruslens never were
Watchful, swift, and strong to boot
(They’re also oh so very cute!)

(…but don’t let Jhudora hear you say that.)

Jhudora Gets Her Hair Done
by funny_haha_funny

Jhudora lounges in a salon chair,
Foils purple, green, and glare.
Hair dye looms sharp, the mirror gleams,
Pondering her dark spells and schemes.

She tilts her head, speaks slow,
Not about the weather, no:
About Illusen and her charming smile,
How her kindness is only to beguile.

Green grows bright as a Scorchstone jade,
Her purple darkens, richly laid.
Jhudora watches, pleased to see,
Her darkness worn deliberately.

"If Illusen gives, I'll take instead.
If Illusen heals, I'll break and shred!"
Where one forgives with open hands,
The other plots, schemes, and plans.

The hairdresser hesitates, slow to speak,
A smile half-formed, uncertain and weak.

That is enough, a glance is made.
A quiet word and the choice is weighed.
The chair is cleared, the station bare,
The hairdresser is no longer there.

A new hairdresser takes the space,
Quicker hands, a steadier face.
Jhudora glances, voice turned mild,
Nervous air under hair that is styled.

“Truthfully...? I like Illusen's grace.
Trees and light in that cosy, warm place.
But be sure not to tell anyone this,
For I hate unnecessary replacements."

A Jhudora Collection
by mooseydoom101

My favourite Faerie among them all
Is Jhudora, and I have quite a haul
This Faerie's merch, I do collect with glee
You see, no one is a bigger fan than me!

Among Faerie Dolls, Jhudora's the best
Her Usuki is better than the rest
Even Jhudora's Quiguki is great
Only she could give a Quiggle that fate!

I pack my lunch in Jhudora Lunch Box
And I wear Jhudora stockings as socks
I dine on the tasty Jhudora foods
All of her Petit Four cakes, that includes

My favourite book is not a surprise
It is Jhudora and the Evil Eyes!
I wear Jhudora Shimmer every day
And her fake nails never get in my way!

I have even learned how to play the bass
So I can shred with hers and melt your face
When I go to bed after a day long
I drift to sleep from her Music Box's song

Every day I make sure to do her quests
I can only hope Jhudora's impressed
She often looks at me and rolls her eye
But, I'm sure my fandom she won't deny!

Jhudora is our Queen!
by cibola

Jhudora is our queen,
No matter if she's nice or mean!
She sits on her bluff looking regal and tough,
Jhudora is our queen!

Jhudora is our queen,
And boy, she likes to be seen.
Stare at her smile, for more than a while,
Jhudora is our queen!

Jhudora is our queen,
She wants it done, quick and lean!
So don't try to rest, finish her quest!
Jhudora is our queen!

Jhudora is our queen,
Beautiful in purple and green.
Swapping purple for brown will make her frown,
Jhudora is our queen!

Jhudora is our queen,
Just ask Neopets magazine!
She's on the front page or she'll go in a rage,
Jhudora is our queen!

Jhudora is our queen,
So hurry and don't make a scene.
Use all your might to get out of her sight!
Jhudora is our queen!

An Ode to Jhudora’s Coin
by i_lovee_icecream

Travel to the Bluff,
Each and every day,
To complete the Dark Faerie’s quests,
Come what may. 

Traversing all of Neopia,
Searching far and wide,
For items of all rarities,
To get on Jhudora’s good side.

After weeks of quest success,
Doing her every bidding,
Jhudora is about to bless me,
With a stamp goal, so fitting!

For completing Quest Forty-Seven,
I’m about to receive,
Jhudora’s Coin of bronze,
I can hardy believe!

She hands it over,
Tossing it with a scowl,
But I’m far too happy,
For my mood to be fouled. 

I skip down the street,
Humming a jolly tune. 
I kiss my new coin,
Like it’s a One Thousand Dubloon!

Jhudora: Hungry Fungus
by profebest

Today is Jhudora's day.
I'm stronger than yesterday,
Celebrating my Neopets Birthday.
Purple is my favourite colour every day.

My magic is dark, cast that spell away!
Dodging the magic, it's called castaway.
The magic got caught it's on the display,
Sorcery magic within the dark faerie holiday.

They say Jhudora's quest is fun to overpay.
Dealing with strong weapons it's a replay,
Faerieland hides behind darkness; it's a delay.
Feeling the vibe, it's fun this day just yay!

Connecting the worlds of Virtupets double day.
It's the day to visit Faerieland on a cruise-way.
It's a beautiful day just today; Wednesday!
Enjoy this special day along this screenplay!

An Excerpt from Jhudora’s Diary
by notooryous

Dearest Diary, I have to say,
I really enjoyed Illusen today.
I kept a straight face and hid it well,
I'm hoping that she couldn't tell.

I know she thinks I'm really mean,
But the truth is that I'm kinda keen.
I hope I don't come off too snide,
Oh gosh, I'm so torn up inside.

I should tell her, but what do I say?
She might not like that I feel this way.
She might not even want to be friends.
When, oh when, will this torture end?

I must be brave and speak my mind,
I know she's likely to be kind.
I can't get her smile out of my head,
So something simply must be said.

Alright Diary, I have to go.
I've decided Illusen has to know.
Cross your fingers and wish me luck,
I've never felt so crazy love-struck.

It’s Just in Her Nature
by sierrasiobhan

Jhudora's demands
Are tough to quench
As she shouts from her bluff
A mean ol' wrench

Her public persona
Is nasty and rude
She never asks nicely
She's just blunt and crude

She gives zero cares
Bout your financial plight
When her requests cost millions
Giving your bank quite a fright

Many have wondered
Why she's so mean
It's just in her nature
A dark faerie fiend

They say she's just sad
And lonely these days
After she pushed
Her best friend away

I don't believe it
Think her heart is ice cold
She demanded my Battle Slices Stamp!
To empathize with her, I'll never fold

Short Fuse by Jhudora
by chihuahua__89

I’ve always had a problem,
I could never bite my tongue,
For when someone makes me mad,
I make them wish they were dung.

When I was younger faerie,
I attempted to be cordial,
But it’s hard to be patient, 
When you are immortal. 

People always let you down,
Take annoying Illusen for instance,
The way she loves to wind me up,
I want to blast her from existence.

So when you see my eyes flash,
And hear my nails impatiently clicking,
Know that your time is almost out,
My temper bomb is ticking.

Keep an Eye on Jhudora
by qeenoneo

Her smile is twisted and her eyes they glisten,
a tale about Jhudora if you’ll just sit a moment and listen. 
She is cunning and up to no good, 
or so the Faeries suspect just as they should. 

Her hair glistens purple with a hint of green,
many adore her style and want to be seen. 
A long purple gown to represent her dark power, 
as can be seen when she sits in her tower. 

Her sisters watch her and suspect evil deeds,
good tidings she apparently impedes. 
Up to no good and twisted her intentions, 
one of Illusen’s reasons for maintaining dissension. 

No one can prove Jhudora’s mistidings,
they’ve watched but nothing appears in their findings. 
Is she just too clever for their suspicious eyes? 
Questioning her might be deemed unwise.

Sweet Jhudora
by ningkov1

Sweet Jhudora so kind
After her quest feeling fine,
She gave me a present and yelled
My happiness swelled 

Sweet Jhudora so giving
Fierce and forgiving,
She gave me her original Exploding Muffin for free
The blast gave me glee 

Sweet Jhudora full of concern
To help others a great yearn,
Not forced to helped with the Faerie Festival at all
Ready to answer Fyora’s call

Sweet Jhudora just misunderstood
A strong Faerie under a dark hood,
We need her in Faerieland 
Around the lands so many fans!