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The Annual Chocolate Ball Special
Sweet, Sweet Chocolate…
The Chocolate ball is a delicious party
Hurry up and get here don’t be tardy
You don’t want to miss the yummy sweets
Chocolate makes for the very best treats
Chocolate ice cream, brownies, and cake
Hopefully you won’t get a stomach ache
Pudding, cookies, and don’t forget the candy
This Chocolate Ball is going to be just dandy
Chocolate strawberries, fondue, and mousse
Look around and you’ll find chocolate juice
There is chocolate everywhere that you see
You even spot a spread of chocolate brie
It’s okay to eat everything in sight
Be sure to chew every single bite
This festivity only comes once a year
So take it in and enjoy the atmosphere
Once a year, when the weather turns cold,
A wonderful site for all to behold:
Chocolate chocolate all over the land!
The Chocolate Ball is here again.
Chocolate smells fill the air with their scent,
White, dark, milk, and don't forget mint!
A chocolate moehog snorts his candy snout,
A fog of chocolate, he exhales out!
A chia, ate waaaaaay too many chocolate treats!
You know what they say, you are what you eat!
All of Neopia watched him transform,
Now he's painted chocolate for his final form!
Faeries drop sprinkles from high in the skies,
Treats for all Neopians to eat with tears of joy in their eyes
Peanut butter spiders skitter up to the table
Making this year's ball one for the fable's!
Time to clean up what all this chocolate, its the end of the fair!
All Neopians help by eating their share!
Come again next year, for more treats to try,
I heard Fyora is baking her famous chocolate pie!
To Make a Chocolate Cheesecake
It's Neopian tradition to create treats for all
In preparation of the annual Chocolate Ball
A deliciously simple dish you don't have to bake
Is none other than a chocolate cheesecake
First, prepare a bed of cocoa cookie crumbs
Crushed between nimble fingers and thumbs
To help hold these crumbs together
Golden butter is added for good measure
The cookie dust is spread into a pan
Packed in all flat, as best as it can
Then sent to the fridge to get nice and cold
Before it can be served with all to behold
Next prepared is the chocolatey filling
Once this is done, it too needs a good chilling
Chocolate chips and chunks are melted and set aside
'Til cream cheese, sugar, and vanilla are combined
One final step is left to complete
Before guests can dig in and eat this treat
Whipping together some heavy cream
Completes the mixed filling like a dream
Whether enjoyed one slice at a time or two
It’ll be hard not to smile with each bite you chew
So on this day that celebrates chocolate each year
Eat some chocolate cheesecake--you’ll grin ear to ear
A Visit to the Chocolate Factory
A bell tinkles above the glass door, and
you follow gestured gloved hands
to crystalline, sugared confections.
Candied gems, pumpkin and plum
reminding you of trips to Kreludor
that strange, vast, expanse
that makes you feel small. Hearing
your red, green, blue tokens
into the Neocola Machine. Non-sticky Sticky Hand
Maybe a Chocolate Dr. Sloth, too.
Buttery, crumbling, grainy
sweet with a bite of bitter chocolate
Chocolate Ship Cookie – sailing, or sinking
to Maraqua, perhaps to visit a Milk Chocolate King Kelpbeard.
And you wonder
whatever happened to Isca, anyway.
Chocolate Pteri Eggs, dipped
coated in a sheen, shiny lacquered edible fruit juice
Cherry, Zeenana, Banana, Tetraberry. Why
are there chocolate versions
of young Neopets? Anyway
you can’t remember the last time
you saw a concert in Tyrannia.
Did you spin the Wheel of Monotony
in saccharine, sparkling
Nameless Kiko, eyes gleaming
linen hands return bagged goods, receipt.
Outside, a cobblestone street
now emptying of Neopians, pushed aside for
the setting sunlight and haze.
You glimpse your receipt –
the back swirls in glossy technicolour, revealing bold, black letters:
“You’re invited to The Annual Chocolate Ball.”
All you Neopets,
gather, and enjoy!
A feast so sweet,
you taste it before arrival.
Chocolate from everywhere is gathered
for this wonderful Ball:
spicy ones from Moltara,
and coconut treats from Mystery Island!
Something for everyone
is found here!
You may bring your best dress,
suit, whatever you may wear;
never forget your napkin
and a second outfit.
For even the sweetest of things
create the stickiest of messes.
We come this year to celebrate,
How sweet the days,
The funniest day e'er to relate,
The chocolate candy bar,
Chocolate bears, cinnamon coated cremes,
Jelly crunch soda with sugarfree pudding,
Strawberry kisses and raspberry dreams,
These are the sweets TNT's favouring,
Hot chocolate cocoa and couverture cheesecake,
Marshmellow brownie and butterscotch pastries,
Espresso glazed cookies and cacao tea cakes,
How to surround yourself with this coco oasis,
What a festive, what a romantic,
What a beautiful night,
To spend this with a choco fanatic,
So happy I could delight!
Chocolate Coated Eye
From whence came this quite awful eye???
It’s classed as Gourmet Food.
But who would eat this frightful thing,
This ghastly thing so crude!
Although it’s drenched with cocoa sauce,
Its capillaries show.
This eye is such a gruesome sight,
And fills me with such woe!
What creature had to lose its eye
To make this dreadful treat?
What chef did think this eye would be
A thing that we would eat?
For now, I shiver rightfully
And leave the eye alone.
It’s not a thing that I would chew.
It’s something I bemoan.
This Chocolate Coated Eye is such
A shocking, nasty sight.
This eye is quite deplorable,
Not something we should bite!
Dressed up in the finest formal attire
Excited Neopians wait for an invitation to acquire
An invite so mysterious and sought after
For a magical night for all to remember
On the 15th day of the Month of Gathering
A decadent cake topped with chocolate slathering
Chocolate treats, and flowing fountains
Chocolate decadence piled high like mountains
Whispers of the identity of the ever-elusive Kiko host
Let us raise our glasses and have a toast
Sticky fingers, and mouths full of chocolate
Trying new concoctions, and feeling so fortunate
Chocolate in all its delicious glory
The best food in the candy category
Different flavours, shapes, sizes for all to sample
Wash it down with a “chocolate milk special”
Ending our night with chocolate-full tummies
Another celebration to put in our memories
Wondering about the excitement in upcoming years
The mysterious Kiko host and his social elite peers
As Chocolate Day Approaches
As Chocolate Day approaches…
Is anything as grand
As a nibble on a block
Of the yummiest of Petpets
A chocolate painted Rock
What thing could be nicer
Than a cup or even three
Of chocolate coffee waffle cone
While watching the TV
Some taste quite disgusting
Other flavours are a crime
But Chocolate Achyfi
Beats Asparagus or Lime
There is a tasty spook food
Which appeals to you and I
Check where you left your glasses
When eating Chocolate Eye
A connoisseur’s dream pud
Poshest restauranteur’s delight
Triple Chocolate Shell is just
Leftover food done right
A Milk Chocolate Table
Is just useless for hot plates
Though you could eat the table
And feed veg to your mates
As chocolate day arrives
I’m sure you will concur
That Baking Chocolate Korbats
Is really quite disturbed
Chocolate Petpets: The Lab Ray's Finest Friends
I didn't know that Petpets could
Be coloured Chocolate shades.
With luck, the yummiest pal would
Most certainly be made.
I'll need to use a certain ray
To zap my precious friend,
Because that is the only way
To please me to no end!
A Chocolate Candychan, divine,
Has sprinkles on its wings.
I'd love to make this creature mine---
Pure joy my pal would bring.
A Chocolate Babaa, also cute,
Boasts tasty candy corn.
Its cherry eyes impress, to boot!
A yummy friend is born.
So, please procure the ray right now---
You will be overjoyed
With such a lovely pal. That's how
You certainly avoid
A scream from your Kadoatie
When feline changes form.
A Chocolate friend will bring much glee---
Your heart will feel so warm.
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