Random Day Special

The Neopies Are Coming!
by sierrasiobhan

My favourite event
Will be here soon
In one more cycle
Of the moon

The Neopies are coming
An award show so great
We all get to vote
And our favourites we rate

So many cool things
Happened this year
The best I'm not sure
I can't choose, I fear

But alas I'll still vote
And win prizes as well
But don't look at my ballot
My picks I won't tell!

I'm just so excited
For this weeks long event
A year in review
Neopia's best represents

My Favorite Slorg Colours
by notooryous

The Slorg is so adorable;
as a Petpet, it's pretty great.
It comes in many colours -
specifically, fifty-eight!

I have a few favourite colours,
although it's hard to choose.
I'll tell you about a few of them,
their various shades and hues.

Have you seen the Water Slorg?
The beautiful blues so bright.
It looks like flowing water
and really is such a sight.

Can you guess my next favourite colour?
Here, I'll give you a hint:
it's pink and yellow and orange,
displayed in a Disco print!

Aside from the Disco Slorg,
there's one more that I love:
it's the beautiful Woodland Slorg,
impossible to get tired of.

Which colour is your favourite?
Be sure to let me know!
I'm on a mission to catch 'em all,
from head to slimy toe!

A Rotten Way to Feed Your Varwolf
by 9kas

If you are lucky and discovered the secret
Of how to obtain the newest Neopet,
With its big bright eyes and a fluffy scruff,
To own a Varwolf - you must be chuffed!

But how does one keep this Pet from dying?
What food would this Varwolf find satisfying?
Perhaps a journey to the Giant Omelette
Would provide some free food, so do not fret!

Together with your Varwolf, hand in hand,
You trek to Tyrannia’s prehistoric land. 
There lies the Omelette, a huge eggy mound,
Atop the Plateau on the sun-scorched ground. 

You reach out an arm and suspiciously grab
A random flavour in a single huge slab. 
Some yellowish goop slathered on top,
Its fermented scent really does pop!

Hmm, this looks like it could be cheese,
For cheddar smells do make you wheeze!
Your Varwolf stares with utmost curiosity,
Eager to feast on this fermented monstrosity. 

You hesitantly feed him a third in one go,
Until you realize, it’s not cheddar, oh NO!
Fermented it is, but it’s no stinky cheese,
It’s actually a Rotten Omelette, oh jeez!

But before you have the time to react,
Your Varwolf has the Omelette slice grabbed. 
He hungrily devours it in one huge slurp,
Scarfing it down, followed by a burp. 

And what a curiosity! The Varwolf smiles,
Bloated after his first meal in a while!
So rotten foods make the Varwolf pleased,
They truly are a peculiar species!

Dangers of the Lab Ray
by bittersweet52

Not so many months ago there was an Aisha here
She read her books and groomed her fur and rarely shed a tear
She lived a simple life with friends, they frolicked and they played
When they skirmished in the dome, her prowess she displayed

A well-rounded 'pet was she - this Aisha that we knew
Day to day she seemed content but trouble was a-brew
Because one day she disappeared without a word or note
Her friends were worried, so they searched, but in vain they sought

In her place so curiously a Quiggle now quietly sat
He read her books and wore her clothes and acted like that was that
The Quiggle answered to her name though he could surely not be her!
But as they interacted more her friends could not be sure

Finally the truth came out - the Lab Ray was to blame
She may be an Aisha again some day but she may never be quite the same

Musical Ice Skating
by thomaswilliams123

Head to Happy Valley and you will find,
Game that's been there for a very long time.
You skate on ice as you play as a Bruce,
Try to collect all the music notes that have gotten loose! 

Tree judges will keep score as you dance so nice.
Beware as you continue, the cracks in the Ice!
Collect all the notes, after you begin.
Try to not to fall when the ice gives in! 

Type happyvalley once in the game to clear all ice cracks.
That should help you to stay on track!
Practice the game and play the best!
Collect all the points and then you can rest! 

Send your score and you will find,
Neopoints given for your time!
With a high score; Take it slowly!
Hopefully, you can win the trophy!

The Best Medicine
by chiaberry

Grabbing her clipboard and clicking her pen
Nurse Glee looks up at the pets up ahead
Their eyes full of sadness and sickness alike
She tends to all, making sure they’re alright

With gentle eyes and a delicate touch
Holding their hands as she cares so much
Some from the Battledome while others are sick
Luckily for them, she always knows the trick

Grumble Be Gone tablets and Magical Goop
Medicinal Soap and some warmed up soup
Cactopus Cream and a Neck Brace for you
Kikoughela Syrup and Jelly Pills for NeoFlu

Walking the halls with her head held up high
She can’t let those who pass look in her eyes
Day after day work leaves such a toll
The sadness and pain of the broken and old

Taking a break to get off of her feet
Grabbing her lunch for something to eat
She then fixes her hat and returns back to work
Hopefully fixing all Neopians that are hurt

An Egg A Day
by noileh

They say an egg a day
Keeps the Grumbles at bay
And an egg a day
Is cheaper than a NeoHospital stay

The Giant Omelette will give you a few
But if it's all gone, you'll have to make do
Be careful you don't give yourself Bloaty Belly,
Then you might wish you'd eaten at the Giant Jelly

Neopian Health Foods sells some of the best
And your purchase may even fulfill a daily quest!
You can have it boiled, scrambled, or fried
Is there a type of egg you haven't tried?

Remember that an egg a day,
Keeps the Jitters at bay
And an egg a day
Sure beats a NeoHospital stay

NO WAIT!
NOT THAT EGG!
THAT'S MY SON!
…crack

Talinia
by piinkskullz

She wears her bow proudly
Her fearless eyes shine
Unsure of what’s next
She waits for a sign

A fierce protector
Homed at the Mountainside Inn
Met by Rohane and Mipsy
She bestowed upon them, a fearless grin

With new friends by her side
They begin their quest
Exploring all over, bow in hand
Blue robes on her chest

From the Lost Desert to the Haunted Woods
Meeting both friend and foe
She appreciates their loyalty
And her improved golden bow

She makes a great ally
She is swift on her feet 
There’s strength in numbers,
No better team you will meet

Runaway Royalgirl Ixi
by therainbowsheep

How dreary to be cooped up in a castle,
So the Royalgirl Ixi sneaks out.
She creeps across the drawbridge,
Full confidence, zero doubt.

There's only so many hours,
She can stand her silly pink hat.
Once in the heart of Meridell,
She tosses it in the dirt - splat!!

Now she's free to roam,
Frolick in fields as Ixi should.
She wishes it was her every day,
She'd stay out here forever if she could.

She'd play Shapeshifter for hours,
With her fellow Ixi friend.
Both she and Sinsi so competitive,
The game would never end.

Next, she'd roll cheese down the hill,
To win her favorite snack.
Potato or Spicy Juppie
But never Pepperjack!

She'd stroll the farmland carefree,
Wander the lush green land,
To satisfy her Ixi curiosity,
And be spontaneous, unplanned!

Because while the castle is splendid,
It's actually a little boring.
The Royalgirl Ixi longs to be free,
Not stuck staring at fancy flooring!

If you spot a princess on the run,
In a blur of scratchy pink tulle,
Pretend you never saw her,
Look away and play the fool!

Weapons with Bite
by merionelle

If you wish to prepare for a fight, and make sure you have the best offence, 
There's a shop you have to visit, it's simply common sense!
In the Neopian bazaar, close to the bakery,
The Battle Magic shop is your one stop for weapons inquiries.

The Grarrl shopkeeper welcomes you with a gruff "Hello!"
"We've weapons for all skills and tastes, if you think you can have a go!"
He may seem intimidating, but don't be fooled by his style,
Because his attitude may be surly, but he tries his best to have a welcoming smile.

Stepping inside his shop reveals a great selection most bizarre,
Swords and spears are one thing, but there are many stranger items by far.
Exploding dice, a jar of mites, a sack of garlic powder.
A scroll with a fiery spell, and a bold whistle to make your Pteri even louder.

A weaponized pepper mill to make your opponents sneeze,
A token of favour from an air faerie, to make every fight a breeze,
Bombs of every shape and size, for lovers of dirty tricks,
And if all else fails you, there's always a really really sharp stick!

So take a trip to the Battle Magic shop on this Grrarl Day,
Support your local weapon-smith, and charge to victory, come what may!

Truly Wonderful Neopia
by bilbong2391

Look at this Ancient Map of Neopia!
Let's study it up close
Let's read the book All About Neopia
Hand me the Globe of Neopia Snowglobe

Have you ever been to Brightvale?
Just like in the Gardens of Neopia
Look a that beautiful natural landscape
Nice place to live, what a great idea!

Let's submerge into Maraqua
Have you seen this Maraqua Frame?
Just like in the Great Reefs of Neopia
Let's go find a Maraquan Vandagyre

Have you ever been to Kiko Lake?
We should take a souvenir
Just like in the Neopian Lakes
Is that a Team Kiko Lake Slushie?

Let's head now to Tyrannia
What is this amazing place?
The Best Sunshine in Neopia
No need to go into space

But if you really insist
Let's read Worlds Outside Neopia
Do other forms of life exist?
Better keep an eye for The Void Within