Scorchio Day Special

Whistles Whistles
by cibola

Whistles is his name,
Yooyuball is his game.
We see him during the Cup,
His whistles wake us up.

When Whistles whistles,
It shakes the thistles.
We turn to see,
What time it could be.

He dips and dodges Yooyus,
Always avoiding boo boos.
He wears his stripes proudly,
And of course, whistles loudly.

The summer is coming fast,
This spring we will outlast.
The Altador Cup will be!
It's Whistle whistles for me.

Samuel - PPL Agent #1124
by angelbrat916

Taloo told Agent #1124 about his first assignment.
To liberate Petpets from their suspected confinement.
Gargrall the Grarrl has a reputation so malevolent.
Luckily, the Petpet Protection League is benevolent.

Samuel will have to go deep into the Tyrannian Ruby Mine.
To find out if that Grarrl is doing anything malign.
It's a dangerous quest, is the Scorchio up to the task?
The truth of the mines he will have to unmask.

For the call to action, this PPL agent has risen.
True to the villains M.O., Petpets are found imprisoned.
Sounds like a job for the best Petpet crusader.
Foil the plans of Gargrall by being an invader.

For the Petpets sake, Samuel immediately leaps into action.
He is surprised to see he won't need a distraction.
No one is needed to guard this prison so unstable.
To escape, they knew the Petpets wouldn't be able.

If only the Uniocto would stop wrapping around the agent's face.
He might be able to do this with a little more grace.
Jumping from one stone boat to the next, avoiding boulders.
Dodging falling stalactites, oof, the magma almost hit his shoulder!

Samuel was able to rescue all the Petpets from their fate.
Thank goodness that Agent #1124 doesn't hesitate!

Zapping for Science
by haleigh_2011

The Lab Ray Scientist grinned wide,
There was no use trying to hide.
With a bright flash of light,
something seemed not quite right,
And he beckoned the next Pet inside.

A Kougra stepped into the trap,
Expecting a stat boosting zap.
When the beam was done,
His level was one.
The Scientist gave a slow clap.

A Gelert stood in the queue,
Dreaming of colours brand new.
The beam made a flash,
Strength gone in a dash.
The poor Gelert could barely chew.

A Grundo then shuffled up next,
Confused and looking quite vexed.
The beam lit the room,
Species changed with a BOOM!
She left as a Techo perplexed.

A Meerca bounced in full of fear,
Knowing his fate was unclear.
They gave it a shot,
He changed into snot,
And his owner let out a cheer.

The ray was polished with pride,
While smoke slowly settled beside.
The results are strange,
What else can it change?
“Next pet!” the mad Scorchio cried.

An Auctioneer’s Soliloquy for Scorchio Day
by i_lovee_icecream

The Blue Scorchio babbles,
At the Auction House.
As he auctions off a paint brush,
He begins to announce,

“One million Neopoint bid,
Now two, now two;
Will ya give me two?”
Now appears a Tonu in blue. 

“Two million Neopoint bid,
Now three, now three;
Will ya give me three?”
An Aisha appears on a shopping spree. 

“Three million Neopoint bid,
Now four, now four;
Will ya give me four?”
The Tonu counters, he wants it more!

“Four million Neopoint bid,
Now five, now five;
Will ya give me five?”
That’s more than the Aisha has to contrive. 

“SOLD to the Tonu in blue!”
The Auctioneer professes. 
The Tonu jumps up and down,
His joy, he expresses.

The Auctioneer rambles,
He continues on;
Selling and selling,
Until all inventory’s gone. 

And on Scorchio Day,
We thank our Auctioneer. 
Selling the items of every Neopian,
Chanting fast, loud and clear.

Join the PPL!
by dottie27a

Hello world, it's me Samuel
A Scorchio who loves Petpets of all kinds
These little critters need our help
So remember to keep the PPL in mind!

We are always accepting new members
Please come and volunteer your time
There is no feeling better in this world
And you don't even have to do the cave climb

I am a field agent all day long
Protecting those that got lost in the caves
It is my mission and honour
To make sure that all are saved

Not sure if you want to join yet?
And you want to have a trial?
You can try it out in my very own game
Petpet Rescue will surely make you smile!

So please come visit the Protection League
There are always more Petpets to save
Your generous donation of time and NPs
Can help me save every Petpet in those caves!

I need a Scorchio
by agedbeauty

I never thought 
That I might desire
A Scorchio to call my own
With all its Scorchio fire.

I made a pet plan
And I stuck close
My pets would be Aishas
But I had enough of those.

Then I thought I'd add a Moehog
With a bit of mouth-be-gone,
They would be adorable
And would only nibble at my lawn.

My Neohome lawn would stay neat
And not set ablaze
Unlike if I had a Scorchio
Who'd leave Scorchmarks for days.

I then gave some thought
To a Cybunny or three,
They're cute and they snuggle,
With no smoke or soot aplenty!

But my brain kept going back
To a my own Scorchio -
For though they're a bit destructive,
They're very cute, you know.

So today I give up
And let intrusive thoughts win -
I need a Scorchio of my own;
I give in!

Big. Strong. Wow.
by drziggs

Ghostly pale wings and dark black cloak 
A Haunted Woods seller this night has awoke 
The Shopkeeper of Haunted Weaponry 
For items to banish any ghost or banshee 
 
He beckons you into his tent 
Where many Neopoints will be spent 
How to describe the items? He scowls, 
He only utters the words "Big. Strong. Wow." 
 
Need skeleton defense with some flair? 
Try the menacing and dark Helm of Despair 
For a seasonal item you shouldn't snub 
With a walloping strike, use the Pumpkin Club 
 
For Pets with fears, a Battledome decider 
Your opponents will scatter, with the Jar of Spiders 
For something direct, to cause a stagger 
Trying leading the fight, with this Dark Dagger 
 
The Scorchio pulls out weapons with a groan 
Next on the table, dangerous Battle Bones 
He wields his favourite, you can't be lax 
But it's only fake, the Spooky Rubber Axe 
 
He pulls on gloves, over scaly paws 
Brandish them sharply, the Meowclops Claws 
One more to tempt you, in a weapons showcase 
With a trio of skulls, the elegant Bone Mace 
 
You leave fully equipped, Neopoints now low 
This Scorchio thanks you, for support you've shown 
His final words muttered, whispered under the moon 
You can barely hear him, "Come. Back. Soon."

Volcano… RUN!
by surging

Glubgar is once again curious
Trapped with the temperature getting higher
He just wanted some shiny gems
But now he is busy dodging volcanic fire

He has got to make his way out
Dodging obstacles so he can survive
Unless he gets distracted by a gem
But he wants to make it out alive

Flying faster and lower, then higher and slower
It’s a game of strategy and skill
He has to make it to the other side
There is no time to sit still

Maybe this time he will have learned his lesson
After all, it’s an unsafe pastime
Volcanos are not to be played with
Even if Glubgar is currently fine

Oh no, it’s time to run fast once more
He just cannot stay away from pain
Dodge that fire spout, watch that cave
Glubgar got burnt up now, try again?

It's Scorchio Day you say?
by kittycrew

It's Scorchio Day you say?
Well, then! Let's go there's much to show!
Come on!
Let's go! go! go!

First, let's take a peek at Bottled Scorchio Breath 
If you're in the Battledome this is sure to bring the heat!
It's a Battledome weapon that your opponent hopes not to meet
Now, now the fun has only just begun!

Next, let's try some Chocolate Scorchio Treats!
Mmm! These are so yummy to eat!
Here, let's also have a Fiery Scorchio Truffle, too! 
One for me, one for you! There's plenty no need to cause a scuffle! 

What's next on our list for this Scorchio Day?
Let's think! Here, read this copy of Destruct-O-Scorchio while you wait!
I've got it! Let's go find a Spotted Scorchio Plushie now.
We are sure to find one at the Plushie Palace! Hurry, don't be late! 

Before the end of the day we will have to stop by the NC Mall.
I hope to find some Scorchio items! We are sure to leave with quite the haul!
I also got this Fire Breathing Scorchio Stamp to add to my collection! 
Ah, there it is! My stamp album is one step closer to perfection!

Oh to be a Scorchio! Able to fly through the sky.
It is sadly time to bid Scorchio Day bye-bye!
Don't fret! Don't frown! Don't fear! 
We'll celebrate same time next year!

What Is A Scorchio?
by tylerhuyser

What is a Scorchio?
My sweetest Scorchio resembles a pastel peppermint,
When she gets worked up, she burns up, and gets sticky like syrup,
No matter how many times I warn her, she never takes a hint!

What is a Scorchio?
My snappiest Scorchio is Electric and blue,
When he gets the jitters, he glitters and, like a thunderbolt, he flickers,
Only to zip, zap, and zoom out of view!

What is a Scorchio?
My most seasonal Scorchio loves the Christmas holidays,
At the drop of a hat, he can act fast and deliver a present, wrapped,
Is Santa Claus real? Who’s to say?

What is a Scorchio?
My strongest Scorchio is a Tyrannian brute,
Once he discovered fire, he illuminated the Plateau’s pyre and quickly retired,
Now he can relax, rather than fight with his Turned Tooth.

What is a Scorchio?
A Scorchio can be anything your heart desires.
On this Scorchio Day, take these draconian friends to play,
Just make sure to put out any fires!

Happy Scorchio Day!