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The Neopian Times Week 28 > Articles > Weapons, Weapons, and More Weapons

Weapons, Weapons, and More Weapons

by moon_dust88

I got the idea for writing this article from another similar article, which was published in Week 25 by digimonterminal and elainezpet. It features weapons and items that you would think that NeoPets would make next. In this article, you will see some weapons you would just love to buy and some that…well, you just wouldn't buy, let's put it that way.

Ultimate Rod Of Nova - Wow! This feisty weapon can produce three of any kind of nova during a battle! However, the choices are random and it may even attack the wrong pet sometimes! Only 5,000 exist in Neopia.

Heals: 10 HP
Damage: 10 HP (Rod alone)
Icons: Air, Light, Fire, Earth, Dark (random amounts)
Defends: Air, Light, Water, Fire, Dark (random amounts)
Cost: 20 million NP
Location: Hidden Tower

Fake Customer Comments: Not worth it. That's all I'm going to say.

Sloth's Toenails - Ew! Yuck! This stinky weapon can be used to repulse any pet into defeat! Comes with a free nail clipper.

Heals: None
Damage: 1-15 HP
Icons: 2 Physical, 2 Dark
Defends: 2 Light, 2 Air
Cost: 20,000 NP
Location: Battle Magic Shop

Fake Customer Comments: This weapon is great! It's highly reliable! I use 10 of these!

The Great Wand of Defence - This rare item is capable of defending items instead of just icons! Can only be used twice per battle.

Heals: None
Damage: None
Icons: None
Defends: Any Light Weapon and any Dark Weapon, completely
Cost: 500,000 NP
Location: Defence Magic Shop

Fake Customer Comments - This item is okay, but I used it when my opponent wasn't using a light weapon or dark weapon, so it pretty much did nothing except get green slime all over him.

Enchanted Krawk Plushie - This plushie isn't really a weapon. It's more like a toy you can bring into the Battledome. However, this sly Krawk can sometimes yell insults at your opponent for you!

Heals: None
Damage: None
Icons: None
Defends: None
Cost: 900 NP
Location: Toy Shop Fake Customer Comments: This toy is all right. Fun to play with, a bit expensive for a plushie, but that's okay, since you can take it into the BD.

Bag of the Negg Faerie - This mystical bag of special Neggs once belonged to the Negg Faerie, but is given to you as a rare gift! With this bag, you can pull out any Negg in the Negg Faerie's current stash. If you're lucky, you can even receive a Cool Negg!

Heals: None
Damage: None
Icons: 1 Air, 1 Water (Bag itself)
Defends: Depends on what the Negg is
Cost: 20 million NP
Location: Hidden Tower

Fake Customer Comments: The bag is a bit expensive for what it does. I've gotten the Cool Negg a couple of times and I have to admit, it IS worth it. Anyway, go buy this bag if you've got the NP. If you don't, it doesn't really matter because it doesn't help you attack in the Battledome, it just helps defend and let your pet gain stats. Since you're not allowed to battle against Punchbag Bob with this weapon, and the weapon doesn't do much damage, I don't really think it's worth it if you end up losing the battle. Buy it at your own discretion.

Tombola Box - This box originally belong to the Tiki Tack Man! Unfortunately, the Pant Devil stole it from him :). Fortunately, for you, the Pant Devil somehow managed to enchant it to enable the Tombola booby prizes to become Battledome attack items! Can be only used once per battle. (Why not just whack your opponent with the entire box?)

Heals: 60 HP
Damage: 10 HP (Box alone, with item, around 40-50 HP)
Icons: 5 Physical, 1 Light, 1 Dark, 1 Air, and 1 Earth (Box alone)
Defends: All Water, All Fire
Cost: 12 Million NP
Location: Hidden Tower

Fake Customer Comments: This box is excellent! It does tons of damage and heals really well. The sad thing is that it can only be used once per battle. But it works really, really, really well! I heard that if you have used it over 50 times, it could also possess the power to freeze!

So that's it for my ideas for what items NeoPets should make next. If you have any questions, feel free to Neomail me.

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