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Whack-A-Staff-Member: A Game of Pain
Starting this Monday, a few slow-minded staff members from the Neopets team will be staying home due to severe headaches and excruciating migraines. Since we Neopians voted for six of these meddling fools, we have anticipated the opening of the new game for quite some time, in fact, some Neopians were spotted hitting Blumaroos, Myncis, and Usuls by mistake... more>>
In Praise of Glorious Dung
Dung! What would Neopia be without it? I swear I love the stuff! Okay, I know what you're thinking, "Ewww! Yucky poo!" and "It's obvious Stoneman is out to lunch because he's full of baloney." Well, pooh-pooh to you too! (Pun actually intended). Dung serves an excrementally important place in our lives and I'm going to tell you why... more>>
In a week filled with headliners, our top stories include Whack-A-Staff-Member, the ongoing war between King Skarl and Lord Darigan in Meridell, Bruce Day, and this year's arrival of the Advent Calendar. Get all the news that's fit to print here.
Meridell vs. Darigan: Who Will Win - and Why
It's the talk of all Neopia. The huge war is upon us, and we all watch the growing tallies as each side racks up literally millions of points. With Meridell taking an early--and overwhelming--lead, the proponents of Darigan are already speculating about future wars after this one is lost. There is a new twist to the current plot... more>>
"Another Look Inside Dr. Sloth's Webjournal" by pseudo - The days grow long and looming. As I sit here typing away, my heart grows heavy. The Evil Denizens Costume Ball was a complete disaster. The Pant Devil kept stealing parts of my costume out of sheer jealousy... more>>
"Revenge is Sour" by meggiemufin - Meg let out a small groan. "Go away..." she whispered. "Mum? 'Ello?" Kootmufin, Meg(giemufin)'s daughter, a green Kyrii poked her shoulder. "Go away..." Meg whispered again... more>>
"The New Neopian Pound" by hippiesoul - There are many things one could say about the pound. But unless one is Dr. Death, Rose or a pet that went through the experience of being abandoned, truth is bound to be missing... more>>
Down With Darigan
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