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Need a Senseless Bashing?
Many cave drawings were spotted around the Battledome the other day, which could mean only one thing--Prehistoric Cave Chia has entered the dome with his club and is keeping an eye out for all those pets that pestered him out of his wits. Though the Cave Chia is not too smart, he is pretty strong... strong smelling, that is. Apparently, there aren't any showers in Tyrannia.
Stock Market Takes a Dive
On the 21st day of Storing, some of the high-flying companies on the Stock Market took quite a nosedive, leaving many investors wondering what in Neopia hit them. Hopefully, these companies, as well as investors will be able to get back on their paws as soon as possible. Stock market expert Nigel the Chia was not available for comments at this time.
The Neo-Market Report
Visiting our hosts this week will be Fabiana Kotzencraft, President of Uni
Hints of Sloth
From a distance, this Usul looks quite ordinary, but once you get close enough you'll see just how disgusting the work of Dr. Sloth really is. But it doesn't stop there... somehow many bottles of Usul Transmogrification Potion have been secretly distrubuted throughout Neopia. Do not give any to your pets.
Guild SpotlightFor entries into guild spotlight: firstname.lastname@example.org
The Official Paint-a-Pet Program - Want to adopt pets from the pound, use paint brushes, the
lab ray, potions or magical plushies to brighten them up, then put them back in the adoption agency for those newbies looking for that already extra special pet? Join and help all the lonely, unwanted pets today!
Fuzzle Collecter Guide - If you're not sure which Fuzzles to collect or are paranoid about the Evil Fuzzles taking over your safety deposit box, the join the Fuzzle Collector Guide and learn more about them, like the Fuzzle market and the benefits of giving a ripped Fuzzle to your pet.
Untransmogrification - Transmogrification potions are the leading cause of low self-esteem among pets. Further fact: Most Neopians are unaware of the consequences of Transmogrification Potions. This guild is dedicated to educating Neopians about the unpleasant effects of these potions.
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